Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Of course Discordianism is bullshit. No self respecting Eristic would ever claim otherwise. The origin story of the religion is literally two dudes got high and thought it would be funny to start a joke religion.

Every other religion pretends to be real. Oh yeah Joseph Smith totally got messages from God on how to translate some plates. Rael isn't just trying to bone hot ladies. Hubbard's son really did have visions of evil alien space kings, space dc-10s and hydrogen bombs. Some dude died two thousand years ago but magically got better. And before that God pranked a dude info almost killing his son but he loves you.

Discordianism drops the pretense. And in admitting that it's bullshit made up whole in the cloth by a couple pot heads this logically implies that it must be true because we know it is false. Corn dog batter does not constitute hotdog buns.

Hail Gay Eris.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Darkman Fanpage posted:

he looks like it

Nah, that nigga need a fedora with a Pinkie Pie tied to it.

  • Locked thread