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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it would be cool if there was a comedian named jolio and he only had one joke to use for material "i have polio" is the "joke" he knows. he would come up on stage, crying and say my name is jolio... (long pause) ... i have polio. then the crowd would go loving wild.

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is he asian? Does he impersonate his mom?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Ahahahahahahaaha

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
is jolio in an iron lung

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the crowd is going insane about it

YarPirate
May 17, 2003
Hellion
oh so you're just done posting grill pics now or what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

YarPirate posted:

oh so you're just done posting grill pics now or what

huh?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Me and Jolio and Jolio's polio down by the school yard.
Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
but as he aged his bit wouldn't resonate with the young people, who are caught up in rising comedians Jaids and Jancer, and eventually Jolio is playing the community theater and there's one old guy in the audience laughing and Jolio just hates what he's become

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its pronounced "jolio"

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I thought you said jolio retired or died

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

you should try that at the next open mic post the video

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I thought you said jolio retired or died

no i didnt, you did

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

no i didnt, you did

poo poo

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Okay, I kid like 60, 70% of the time around here…maybe more, but I promise I was seriously thinking about Jolio the other day.
I am being honest.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I was really remembering him being so sad but everyone thinking he was a riot, remember?
Ahh, I do, frequently. Really opening my heart up, folks.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

What kind of ethnic would he be

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Popeahuntis posted:

What kind of ethnic would he be

clown

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jolio

https://www.google.com/search?q=ya+...iw=1920&bih=943

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I.C. posted:

I was really remembering him being so sad but everyone thinking he was a riot, remember?
Ahh, I do, frequently. Really opening my heart up, folks.

His angst was a source of joy to all.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
he has polio and wears a baseball mitt on his head for a hat

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

you irl posted:

but as he aged his bit wouldn't resonate with the young people, who are caught up in rising comedians Jaids and Jancer, and eventually Jolio is playing the community theater and there's one old guy in the audience laughing and Jolio just hates what he's become

I didn't think about this, im gonna call saw boss

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fucj your cancer ridden fuvkstick you sly turd tickler.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i choose to believe his name is pronounced jolly-o and that your polio joke makes no sense

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

i choose to believe his name is pronounced jolly-o and that your polio joke makes no sense

uh its jolio's joke not dad gay so what's joke

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
yeah, dumb poo poo

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
he's hot as a pepper, but smooth as a Mexican brew

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
drat, that's one cool grill, op

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
what was his name op?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Whirlwind Jones posted:

what was his name op?

jolio srsly some reading comprehension issues itt

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

you irl posted:

jolio srsly some reading comprehension issues itt
lol you just triggered dct

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

dad gay. so what posted:

it would be cool if there was a comedian named jolio and he only had one joke to use for material "i have polio" is the "joke" he knows. he would come up on stage, crying and say my name is jolio... (long pause) ... i have polio. then the crowd would go loving wild.

I once dated someone whose mom had polio as a child true story. Not a hot mom but definitely a partially crippled mom. God bless

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