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DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007





Dear Goons,
I'm giving away Grand Theft Auto V on Steam to the most talented goon or goons that shows off their coolest, funniest, and awesome talents on video. I will then post them in https://www.goontu.be for everyone to watch and vote on. Submissions can be anything such as animations, improv, skits, playing a song, or whatever else you can think of. There is no central theme, but keep in mind Goontube has a member base of over 200 active goons from many parts of the world from various backgrounds and cultures. Come check out Goontube to see what it's like.

If this contest gets a lot of cool submissions, then I'll do more of these. Please don't let me down!

Current goontube thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590296

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Eligibility: Must be registered at Something Awful forums prior to April 3rd, 2015.

Must be a registered goontube user. If you don't have one, then register now at https://www.goontu.be

Here are the rules last updated March 31st, 2015.

0) At least 8 contestants/submissions need to enter for this contest to happen. If not, then I will feel really sad and disappointed that I didn't have to give away free games.

1) To enter, post in this thread your goontube username, link to your Steam profile(or you can PM me), and your submission. Submissions must be titled containing your goontube username and anything else you think necessary. If you don't have a goontube username, then you need to register at https://www.goontu.be

2) All contestants get one submission. All content must be original work from the contestant and not created prior to today's date, April 3rd, 2015. All submissions must be a minimum of 2 minutes up to a maximum of 10 minutes in length. Prefer videos to be work safe, but discretion allowed based on artistic vision.

3) Contestants must host their video on youtube, vimeo, or dailymotion. If your video gets taken down for copyright claims or any other reason, then it is the responsibility of the contestant to reupload. No video = no submission = no entry = you lose = you don't get any of the tier prizes.

4) If there are more than 15 contestants, I will award 2nd prize runner up GTA V. If there are more than 25 contestants, I will award 3rd prize runner up GTA V. If there are more than 40 contestants, I will award 4th prize runner up GTA V.

If there are more than 25 submissions, I will award Bad Rats to the 5 worst videos based on my personal reaction and by judging from everyone in goontubes.

If there are more than 35 submissions, I will award one contestant who didn't win anything whatever the daily deal is on April 14th, 2015.

If there are more than 50 submissions, I will award every contestant a copy of the cheapest game I can find on Steam which currently looks to be Defy Gravity Extended http://store.steampowered.com/app/96100/

5) The deadline for all contestants and entries is Friday, April 10th, 2015 at 11:59 PM Standard US Eastern Timezone.

6) The video must have some sort of validation that identifies this as a Something Awful and Goontube video such as a title card, intro dialogue, watermark, or a permanent tattoo on your forehead you show to us at the beginning of the video.

7) The voting for videos begins on Sunday, April 12th, 2015 at 6:00 PM Standard US Eastern Timezone in https://www.goontu.be

8) Depending on the number of submissions, voting will be done in chat using a poll. Everybody gets one vote. If there are more than 10 submissions, voting will be done in the Goontube General Forum LINK YET TO BE CONCEIVED PLEASE CHECK BACK ON APRIL 12TH FOR A LINK HERE. How many votes everyone gets will be 10+ submissions = 2 votes, 25+ submissions = 3 votes, 40+ submissions = 4 votes.

9) All awards for GTA V will be given out April 13th, 2015. All other awards will be given out as soon as possible.

10) Rules subject to change if people start doing weird crazy things because goons, in general, people on the internet, can be chaotic and devious geniuses.

DoggesAndCattes fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Apr 3, 2015

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
this isnt gay at all

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
amazing honeypot, I approve whole heartily

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Lipstick Apathy
My favorite goontube video was a Skate 3 video game clip where a dude is standing on the top of some kind of high structure (radio tower?) then he flaps his arms a few times, jumps off, and pinballs his way to the ground hitting various concrete structures.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

good luck to the goons

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007


I love this so much.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



give me it

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ggggggiiiiimmppp wins for "gif creation"

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaqu5R2xGiY

final answer

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007


thank you for your submission i will consider it due to lack of other submissions

www
Aug 4, 2010

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
heres my submission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

goontube name is akito12345

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Nah, I'll just buy myself a copy during the holiday sale thanks

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

1gnoirents posted:

amazing honeypot, I approve whole heartily

I guess that's probably one reason why nobody will actually do this. Also, because it does seem incredibly lame to do a contest like this. It's alright. I'll keep posting in this thread until Friday. I still think it would have been cool if something like this worked.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

DoggesAndCattes posted:

I guess that's probably one reason why nobody will actually do this. Also, because it does seem incredibly lame to do a contest like this. It's alright. I'll keep posting in this thread until Friday. I still think it would have been cool if something like this worked.

it's friday, what gives?

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

exethan posted:

it's friday, what gives?

What do you mean?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

How about you gently caress off and just gift me the game now so you don't look like a oval office bitch.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
im gay

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
:gas:

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

How about you gently caress off and just gift me the game now so you don't look like a oval office bitch.

send me a pic of your mom looking sexy and we have a deal

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

DoggesAndCattes posted:

What do you mean?

the timing is wrong since it's the easter weekend, imo you should have waited till monday or tuesday

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay

Fluo
May 25, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNH7uuafbws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eSd9aCpAN4

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

plain blue jacket posted:

the timing is wrong since it's the easter weekend, imo you should have waited till monday or tuesday

Well, I'll keep posting until the 10th.

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007


<3

Fluo
May 25, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVsdyPOlnrc

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



What the hell man just give it to me.

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

What the hell man just give it to me.

I will if you win the contest.

helixxo
May 2, 2005

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Nah, I'll just buy myself a copy during the holiday sale thanks

WOW! What a baller!!

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
If I show you my dick can I have game

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
wtf is a steam and why do i need one? this all sounds messed up

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

hahahahahahaha

goldmine thread ban OP

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
grats on winning gta 5 gimp

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

dMastri posted:

If I show you my dick can I have game

gross

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Darkman Fanpage posted:

this isnt gay at all

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Jan 28, 2009

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