Goontube's Best of the Worst Talent Show - Win Grand Theft Auto 5 for PC

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Amanda Huggensuck: Nov 8, 2012

gggiiimmmppp posted:

# ? Apr 4, 2015 17:57

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:42

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

OP i respect you for trying to make this happen, god bless

# ? Apr 4, 2015 17:58

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gggiiimmmppp posted:

# ? Apr 4, 2015 17:59

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

Frog Act posted:

OP i respect you for trying to make this happen, god bless

praise be unto you too

this will be my moutain and i shall reach its peak and when people start submitting awesome videos for this contest i will shout at the top of lungs praise be onto ye and glory glor hallelujah! HALLELUJAH!

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:09

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

i once frequented goontube

then I got red pilled by a feminist on mumble and never went back

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:28

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

DoggesAndCattes posted:

Eligibility: Must be registered at Something Awful forums prior to April 3rd, 2015.

Must be a registered goontube user. If you don't have one, then register now at https://www.goontu.be

Here are the rules last updated March 31st, 2015.

0) At least 8 contestants/submissions need to enter for this contest to happen. If not, then I will feel really sad and disappointed that I didn't have to give away free games.

1) To enter, post in this thread your goontube username, link to your Steam profile(or you can PM me), and your submission. Submissions must be titled containing your goontube username and anything else you think necessary. If you don't have a goontube username, then you need to register at https://www.goontu.be

2) All contestants get one submission. All content must be original work from the contestant and not created prior to today's date, April 3rd, 2015. All submissions must be a minimum of 2 minutes up to a maximum of 10 minutes in length. Prefer videos to be work safe, but discretion allowed based on artistic vision.

3) Contestants must host their video on youtube, vimeo, or dailymotion. If your video gets taken down for copyright claims or any other reason, then it is the responsibility of the contestant to reupload. No video = no submission = no entry = you lose = you don't get any of the tier prizes.

4) If there are more than 15 contestants, I will award 2nd prize runner up GTA V. If there are more than 25 contestants, I will award 3rd prize runner up GTA V. If there are more than 40 contestants, I will award 4th prize runner up GTA V.

If there are more than 25 submissions, I will award Bad Rats to the 5 worst videos based on my personal reaction and by judging from everyone in goontubes.

If there are more than 35 submissions, I will award one contestant who didn't win anything whatever the daily deal is on April 14th, 2015.

If there are more than 50 submissions, I will award every contestant a copy of the cheapest game I can find on Steam which currently looks to be Defy Gravity Extended http://store.steampowered.com/app/96100/

5) The deadline for all contestants and entries is Friday, April 10th, 2015 at 11:59 PM Standard US Eastern Timezone.

6) The video must have some sort of validation that identifies this as a Something Awful and Goontube video such as a title card, intro dialogue, watermark, or a permanent tattoo on your forehead you show to us at the beginning of the video.

7) The voting for videos begins on Sunday, April 12th, 2015 at 6:00 PM Standard US Eastern Timezone in https://www.goontu.be

8) Depending on the number of submissions, voting will be done in chat using a poll. Everybody gets one vote. If there are more than 10 submissions, voting will be done in the Goontube General Forum LINK YET TO BE CONCEIVED PLEASE CHECK BACK ON APRIL 12TH FOR A LINK HERE. How many votes everyone gets will be 10+ submissions = 2 votes, 25+ submissions = 3 votes, 40+ submissions = 4 votes.

9) All awards for GTA V will be given out April 13th, 2015. All other awards will be given out as soon as possible.

10) Rules subject to change if people start doing weird crazy things because goons, in general, people on the internet, can be chaotic and devious geniuses.

lol

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:53

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Frog Act posted:

OP i respect you for trying to make this happen, god bless

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:55

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

LeoMarr posted:

i once frequented goontube

then I got red pilled by a feminist on mumble and never went back

people with other opinions including bad ones also make me want to run away unless red pilling is some cybersex thing idk

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:58

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

Frog Act posted:

OP i respect you for trying to make this happen, god bless

thank you for your support! when john f kennedy was shot in dallas texas the american dream for freedom and equality and greater america did not die! no it lingered for a few moments in a bloody brain spew mess on him and his wife and in the car seat! and i too shall resolve to have this thread linger in hopes for greater something awful and greater goontubes. god bless.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:59

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

This webpage is not available

Unable to look up https://www.goontu.be.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:33

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

JakeP posted:

goldmine thread ban OP

# ? Apr 4, 2015 20:50

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I used to be an admin on goontube and that's all you should have to know about it. (I quit, haven't been on in ages, no idea if I'm still an admin but I sure hope not)

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:51

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I used to be an admin on goontube and that's all you should have to know about it. (I quit, haven't been on in ages, no idea if I'm still an admin but I sure hope not)

Thank you for your service, former goontuber.

# ? Apr 5, 2015 16:45

buteruc: Feb 12, 2009

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I used to be an admin on goontube and that's all you should have to know about it. (I quit, haven't been on in ages, no idea if I'm still an admin but I sure hope not)

lol.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 09:26

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Can't wait to watch thrilling features such as "How to cook an egg in a potato" on the goon-run website Goonyoutube.com

# ? Apr 6, 2015 12:37

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Can't wait to watch thrilling features such as "How to cook an egg in a potato" on the goon-run website Goonyoutube.com

I would give GTA 5 to that person.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:15

a cat irl: Feb 13, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Can't wait to watch thrilling features such as "How to cook an egg in a potato" on the goon-run website Goonyoutube.com

pls don't talk poo poo about goontube classic how to cook an egg in a potato. i love this video and it defines who i am as a woman and a person

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:20

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

a cat irl posted:

pls don't talk poo poo about goontube classic how to cook an egg in a potato. i love this video and it defines who i am as a woman and a person

watch this video once per hour every day to get the goontube experience

# ? Apr 7, 2015 16:45

scoob stallion: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:54

AZ Guy: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:54

big sexy: Apr 7, 2015; by XyloJW

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:54

gargoylecheesehorn: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:00

socrates chugwolf: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:01

AZ Guy: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:01

big sexy: Apr 7, 2015; by XyloJW

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:01

big sexy: Apr 7, 2015; by XyloJW

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:06

Octo Rugboy: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:11

gargoylecheesehorn: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:22

scoob stallion: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:22

big sexy: Apr 7, 2015; by XyloJW

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:22

Cleft Loaf: Apr 7, 2015; by Ralp

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:41

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

Thanks for the submissions permabanned users!

# ? Apr 9, 2015 07:02

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

what is goontube? is this like Goon Radio or whatever the gently caress it was? are you a crazy person OP?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 07:08

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

aww yeah at least this thread reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

# ? Apr 9, 2015 07:09

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

SHARTING BEAR posted:

what is goontube? is this like Goon Radio or whatever the gently caress it was? are you a crazy person OP?

Here's the current Goontube thread. It's dated but accurate. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590296

Also, not crazy.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:15

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Goontube is a cool place to hang out for millenials that dont pay for cable.

I get all my breaking news and re-runs of syndicated fox shows from goontube.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 15:09

yoloer420: May 19, 2006

I am making a submission to your fine contest

Video: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2m7mdd_budget-drink-sugar-free_tech
Goontube User: yoloer420
SteamID: see PM

# ? Apr 10, 2015 01:49

DoggesAndCattes: Aug 2, 2007

yoloer420 posted:

I am making a submission to your fine contest

Video: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2m7mdd_budget-drink-sugar-free_tech
Goontube User: yoloer420
SteamID: see PM

Nice. Now we just need 7 more and we have ourselves a contest! Last day! Looking forward to all the submissions that will be pouring through after a week's hard work.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:47

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

I commend this effort and I surely would have submitted an entry had I but an ounce of talent in any worthwhile pursuit.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 17:24

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:42

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

KoRMaK posted:

Goontube is a cool place to hang out for millenials that dont pay for cable.

I get all my breaking news and re-runs of syndicated fox shows from goontube.

# ? Apr 11, 2015 00:11

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