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   Thanks, 2013!  Raven's Cry is a 2015 Role Playing Game (RPG for short) taking place in 17th century Caribbean (pronounced Caribbean). It follows the adventures of "Chris Raven", a pirate caught up in the crazy, mixed up world of the high seas and driven by vengeance. Chris's crew has been killed, and he means to get even with those what done the deed. The game follows the exploits of Chris as he shops around town for better boat things, buys rum (pirates love this), swashbuckles, and acts rogue-ish. The game boasts a rich skill tree to customize your pirate exactly the way you want, along with a combat system of sorts. Full voice acting, 360 degrees of movement, a plane of polygons whose vertices move in step with what would be considered similar to water waves along with water-like textures creating the illusion of water utilizing bits on a computer; it has everything! However, Raven's Cry has a metacritic rating of 29 out of 100. The patch notes tell an interesting story, one filled with missing voice files, spelling errors, and bugs that make the game unbeatable. Set sail for fun!  I'm judge "Complications from Scurvy" reinhold, joined by my two first mates Diaper "Poop Deck" Chris and Major "'Why is my rum gone.' - John 'Captain Jack Sparrow' Depp" Tom, the Men Sailin' Seas. We will be posting video let's plays in a way befitting of a pirate: on YouTube! YarTube! In 60 FPS! Frames Pirate Second! We will be playing the unpatched 1.0 version for as long as possible, so join us, won't you, as we journey through this video game and meet all the colorful characters along the way.                             
judge reinhold fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jun 21, 2015 |
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  "Christopher Raven" - bhlaab  Ralepozozaxe  Niggurath  Kloro  Roman Reigns  Melaneus  2013  Camel Pimp  Ralepozozaxe  Mugticket  Camel Pimp  Ralepozozaxe  Ralepozozaxe  RoadCrewWorker  Ralepozozaxe  Wizard Styles  MugTicket  Dimebags Brain  MugTicket  Dimebags Brain  Ralepazozaxe  Suspicious Cook  Ralepazozaxe  Dimebags Brain  Dr Scheme  Ralepazozaxe  bumble  Taciturn Tactician  Melaneus  Niggurath  drowZebra  drowZebra  Dramatic reading courtesy of Ulvirich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewYCjbZ5Ik AMV courtesy Moscow Mule judge reinhold fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jun 18, 2015 |
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Apr 3, 2015 18:36
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Man you have no idea what you're getting into. You thought you saw some poo poo in Ride to Hell? Man you've seen nothing yet...
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Apr 3, 2015 18:40
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Oh god, this game. I'm glad the Men Drinking Coffee continue to play only the most quality of quality video game entertainment.
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Apr 3, 2015 18:40
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A Black Flag bargain-bin boating-adventure? It seemed promising at first, but it was all for naut.
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Apr 3, 2015 18:51
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If Golden Compass taught me anything, it's that boats and any gameplay involving boats is going to end in disaster. Also that god is dead and a polar bear killed him or something.
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Apr 3, 2015 18:53
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Geop posted:A Black Flag bargain-bin boating-adventure? It seemed promising at first, but it was all for naut. I will not tolerate this kind of posting in my thread.
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Apr 3, 2015 18:54
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judge reinhold posted:I will not tolerate this kind of posting in my thread.
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Apr 3, 2015 19:09
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Excellent first episode, I was in tears during the infinite animation loop.
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Apr 3, 2015 19:10
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The devs have been bombarding me with e-mails advertising this thing for about a year. Glad to see their proficiency in avoiding spam filters doesn't extend to game scripting.
anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Apr 3, 2015 |
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Apr 3, 2015 19:11
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Judge, your Post Diaper's-Death Transitions™ have reached a new nautical level!
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Apr 3, 2015 19:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPIcwFKrTus
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Apr 3, 2015 19:20
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Apr 3, 2015 19:43
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Niggurath posted:What about gifs? Can I post lots of pirate gifs? Feel free, along with the rest of you "sea dogs".
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Apr 3, 2015 19:55
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Thank you, Coffee Mans. I've been jonesing for videos of funny people playing bad games for too long now.
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Apr 3, 2015 19:57
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I think you activated Chris' limit break. It's a little-known fact pirates could in fact use citrus and rum to overclock their body and bend reality, becoming a dervish of death. I hope it happens again so I can youtubedouble this music in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU-ULmQj54 
Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 3, 2015 |
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Apr 3, 2015 20:04
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YES I have been so hyped for this LP since you announced it. Looking forward to your conquest of this mountain of garbage.
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Apr 3, 2015 20:22
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Chris, the pirate. CHRIS. The pirate. You know, there's a reason why people remember Blackbeard the pirate and not Eddie the pirate. It's cause a normal-sounding name is not pirate-y enough.
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Apr 3, 2015 20:29
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Always a good day when there's a new MDC LP.
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Apr 3, 2015 20:52
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judge reinhold posted:I claim this second post for Spain!!! You lose -10 Reputation to Spain.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:09
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I can't wait to sail to Haiti and meet Wyclef Jean the Pirate.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:14
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rip Anthony This game looks like a quality production that everyone involved can be proud of. Does it open up into a fully free-roaming Grand Theft Boat?
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Apr 3, 2015 21:22
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If Nautical nonsense be something ye wish, Ra-ven's cry Now drop on the deck and flop like a Chris this is gonna be the best LP ever
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Apr 3, 2015 21:22
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That sword is so impractical.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:24
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The enemy AI in this game is great.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:25
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Telekinetic murder and enemies who don't really want to fight you. This is going to be amazing, I can already tell.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:39
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I bet no pirate takes Chris Raven seriously based on his name alone.
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Apr 3, 2015 22:29
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goatface posted:rip Anthony From what I've seen of the game elsewhere I'd say it's not a contiguous world. Instead it's multiple large-ish zones separated by a map travel screen where you sail around (as an icon) and maybe run afoul of some enemies. So more like the original Fallout or maybe even the Wind Waker sequel they made for the DS? Not sure if you can just go anywhere you want or if you have to wait for locations to be unlocked. Bobbin Threadbare posted:Telekinetic murder and enemies who don't really want to fight you. This is going to be amazing, I can already tell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW3cougc0Wg
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Apr 3, 2015 22:32
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The main guy's voice sounds like someone doing a frog impression (assuming the frog was a pirate with hook legs). I can't wait for Diaperbeard Chrisbeard to demonstrate his impressive boat captaining abilities again in the future.
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Apr 3, 2015 22:36
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What the hell happened to Anthony < >
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Apr 3, 2015 22:55
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gently caress this game is intense! Never have I seen so many cutscenes that just have a model walk to a point, stop for 10 seconds, and then suddenly start to do stuff. It's like somewhere off screen is a director yelling out 'Action!"
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Niggurath posted:gently caress this game is intense! Never have I seen so many cutscenes that just have a model walk to a point, stop for 10 seconds, and then suddenly start to do stuff. It's like somewhere off screen is a director yelling out 'Action!" Its not supposed to be intense, its supposed to be dramatic. Pathos. Chris Birdman must weigh the heavy cost of tipping over a paperweight symbolizing something I guess
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Apr 3, 2015 23:12
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steinrokkan posted:What the hell happened to Anthony < He's waiting in line for Star Wars tickets.
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Apr 3, 2015 23:26
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I love the really unnecessary pauses mid-sentence whenever Marcus is talking. Quality voice acting right there.
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Apr 3, 2015 23:27
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Are we gonna get to see the skill tree at least?
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Apr 3, 2015 23:30
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Holy crap, you sure know how to pick 'em I don't even know if that counts as a compliment or insult.
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Apr 3, 2015 23:53
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RoadCrewWorker posted:Holy crap, you sure know how to pick 'em
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Apr 3, 2015 23:55
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As a mentally unstable person I also would like to know what happened to anthony.
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Apr 4, 2015 00:08
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Niggurath posted:The real insult is if you look up the price of this game. They're trying to discourage people from buying it. It's a service to us all!
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coleman francis posted:As a mentally unstable person I also would like to know what happened to anthony. He's in line waiting for the new Star Wars movie.
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