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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp


in this movie jim carrot literally says yes to everyone and somehow doesn't wind up dead, in prison, or a sex slave.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
the kings speech is about the english royal family and stars colin firth

like, get whiter

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
any of the old mgm musicals, except maybe showboat

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
mods rename me to colin filth please

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Animal House
Tommy Boy
2001 Space Odyssey
Gang Bang Jizz Jammers

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

I figured out that when you watch "Roots" backwards it has a happy ending.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The Royal Tenenbaums or any other movie from that poo poo director

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Count Freebasie posted:

I figured out that when you watch "Roots" backwards it has a happy ending.

If you watch Irréversible backwards, you are watching it forwards, and it has a sad ending, which is the beginning.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

my girl

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
upstream color

memento mori
May 4, 2008
Lotr/Tolkien movies are pretty white. Only niggas is da orcs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hughes_%28filmmaker%29#Filmography

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Do the Right Thing


poo poo wait, Do the WHITE Thing.

There, that's better.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

gnarlyhotep by way of Wikipedia posted:

Bartholomew Vs. Neff – a vehicle that would have starred Sylvester Stallone and John Candy as feuding neighbors.[25] 1991

this seems to check out

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

White Chicks

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
the breakfast club.

you can tell any white person a scene in it and they're like "yeah that was awesome"

no black person ever related to that fuckin movie

cuz they go to real prison, not detention

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

they should remake Home Alone with black robbers

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Poz Party Pooper posted:

they should remake Home Alone with black robbers

and a hispanic kid

he'd be really crafty

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

almost nearly, literally, all of them

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Monty Python is probably one of the whitest things ever so... their stuff

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug

someusername posted:

the breakfast club.


Or any one of those teen movies from the '80s.

steady fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Apr 4, 2015

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhkrvBNnAcw

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

Aesop Poprock posted:

Monty Python is probably one of the whitest things ever so... their stuff

my only black friend loved it, but he wasn't really hood or anything

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Hope Floats.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
40 days and 40 nights staring josh hartnett

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

40 days and 40 nights staring josh hartnett

I'm pretty sure that's just "Alaska"

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Triumph of the Will
Birth of a Nation
Do the Right Thing

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
The Blind Side

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
White man's burden

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Royal Tenenbaums or any other movie from that poo poo director

Yeah, this

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
Primer

how can anyone not white care about following this movie beyond 2 minutes?

Another Earth - Same

these low budget indie films are the whitest things

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


I like the sequel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMGJ5MRjx7o

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
not a film but all of the west wing.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
because us politics is for whites only and so is tv about it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

No movie could ever own up to an opening clip like that

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N

I read this book and it was the shittiest story ever. Privileged white kid goes into the Alaskan wilderness and dies, WOW WHAT A SHOCK. Somehow we get a whole book where the author is trying to figure out why some washout yuppy did something stupid that got him killed.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Baracula posted:

because us politics is for whites only and so is tv about it.

true

and the super rich are the only ones who matter in politics

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