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im gay
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:27 |
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yoyodyne posted:im gay what does that have to do with jesus
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:32 |
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he was a really good man
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:58 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:he was a really good man this but unironically
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:59 |
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He had emissions like those of a donkey
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 02:16 |
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J(esus) C(hrist) = J C = J(ohn) C(ena)
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 02:28 |
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the blood of christ spares households from losing their firstborn sons to the wrath of pandemic airborne pathogens better than lysol.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 02:45 |
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TEAYCHES posted:what does that have to do with jesus Jesus loves him despite his claiming to be a homosexual for internet cred. Jesus loves everyone regardless of how dickish they are, because that's kind of his thing. He also learns Splash early on, but if you train him up to level 15 he evolves into Gyarados.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 06:34 |
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jesus cursed a figtree for no fucken reason. wtf is wrong with u xtians. he also told everyone to kill their parents
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 07:01 |
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The fig tree was a metaphor for xians who don't do good works Makes u think
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 09:07 |
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peanut posted:The fig tree was a metaphor for xians who don't do good works Makes you think what?! Figs are awesome! Fig trees do all kinds of good works, i.e. growing figs.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 09:23 |
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Jesus gave us rolling with the punches
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 09:44 |
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jarvis cocker posted:he was a good dancer i've got to get these dishes dry
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 10:03 |
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Frijolero posted:Jesus gave us rolling with the punches "Haha, oh, man, you got me! Yep, here I am, hangin' on a cross like a jackass. I'm a regular lower-case t, for total loser!" *Is stabbed with a spear, spilling out blood and water* "Whoa. That was a nice spear thrust. Longinus, I know I'm supposed to be all suffering, but, poo poo, great form. Speared by a master, right here."
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 10:22 |
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Makes you think what?! Figs are awesome! Fig trees do all kinds of good works, i.e. growing figs. Yeah, but figs are full of wasp eggs so basically Jesus was doing humanity a solid.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 14:31 |
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he was a loving socialist and got what he deserved in the end.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 14:56 |
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Orkin Mang posted:jesus cursed a figtree for no fucken reason. wtf is wrong with u xtians. he also told everyone to kill their parents Came here to post this. Jesu hosed UP that fig tree.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 14:59 |
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jesus would dine with Big Gay and the Illegal Immigrants if he were alive today. drat that is a great name for an ironic troll band.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 15:34 |
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Jesus came to earth to live as a man then immediately broke his own rules by having stars, and angles announce his birth. Then he proceeded to use his god powers all the drat time while on earth. Way to live as a man cheater.
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