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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
im gay

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


what does that have to do with jesus

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
he was a really good man

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

tvayisnihyaami posted:

he was a really good man

this but unironically

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
He had emissions like those of a donkey

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
J(esus) C(hrist) = J C = J(ohn) C(ena)

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
the blood of christ spares households from losing their firstborn sons to the wrath of pandemic airborne pathogens better than lysol.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

what does that have to do with jesus

Jesus loves him despite his claiming to be a homosexual for internet cred.

Jesus loves everyone regardless of how dickish they are, because that's kind of his thing.

He also learns Splash early on, but if you train him up to level 15 he evolves into Gyarados.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
jesus cursed a figtree for no fucken reason. wtf is wrong with u xtians. he also told everyone to kill their parents

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


The fig tree was a metaphor for xians who don't do good works
Makes u think

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

peanut posted:

The fig tree was a metaphor for xians who don't do good works
Makes u think

Makes you think what?! Figs are awesome! Fig trees do all kinds of good works, i.e. growing figs.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jesus gave us rolling with the punches

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

jarvis cocker posted:

he was a good dancer

i've got to get these dishes dry

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Frijolero posted:

Jesus gave us rolling with the punches

"Haha, oh, man, you got me! Yep, here I am, hangin' on a cross like a jackass. I'm a regular lower-case t, for total loser!"

*Is stabbed with a spear, spilling out blood and water*

"Whoa. That was a nice spear thrust. Longinus, I know I'm supposed to be all suffering, but, poo poo, great form. Speared by a master, right here."

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Makes you think what?! Figs are awesome! Fig trees do all kinds of good works, i.e. growing figs.

Yeah, but figs are full of wasp eggs so basically Jesus was doing humanity a solid.

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Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
he was a loving socialist and got what he deserved in the end.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

jesus cursed a figtree for no fucken reason. wtf is wrong with u xtians. he also told everyone to kill their parents

Came here to post this.

Jesu hosed UP that fig tree.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

jesus would dine with Big Gay and the Illegal Immigrants if he were alive today.

drat that is a great name for an ironic troll band.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Jesus came to earth to live as a man then immediately broke his own rules by having stars, and angles announce his birth. Then he proceeded to use his god powers all the drat time while on earth. Way to live as a man cheater.

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