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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Happy baseball! Teams have left their facilities in the temperate Arizona and Florida, which means fake baseball is over and we get to complain about real stats. The 2015 season is set to begin tonight with a matchup between the Cubs and the Cardinals, surely to be a good game for fans of those teams and insufferable for those of the other 28.

News

The Nats are set to announce they're getting the 2018 All-Star Game (Source)

The Diamondbacks released one time postseason hero Cody Ross (Source) for not gelling with the team personality of grit and guts.

The Indians extended Cy Young winner Corey Kluber, and the Royals extended young phenom Yordano Ventura. One day all these early extensions are going to backfire in a team's face, cost certainty be damned.

Games this week

4/5
Cardinals @ Cubs 8:05 PM - first Sunday night game, expect hot takes in either direction depending on who wins

4/6
Opening Day!
14 games today with Cardinals and Cubs taking a weird off day following opening night
Boston and Philly are the first interleague series of the year

Toronto @ New York - 1:05 PM
Minnesota @ Detroit - 1:08 PM
Colorado @ Milwaukee - 2:10 PM
Boston @ Philly - 3:05 PM
Baltimore @ Tampa - 3:10 PM
Mets @ Washington - 4:05 PM
Atlanta @ Miami - 4:10 PM
White Sox @ Kanssa City - 4:10 PM
Anaheim @ Seattle - 4:10 PM
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - 4:10 PM
San Diego @ Los Angeles - 4:10 PM
Cleveland @ Houston - 7:10 PM
Texas @ Oakland - 10:10 PM
San Francisco @ Arizona - 10:10 PM

League Leaders

Everyone is a star so far and no one sucks yet :downs: (I'll update this at the end of tomorrow's games for fun one game samples)

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Happy opening day everyone!

gently caress the Cardinals.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Cardinals are poo poo.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Let's Go Cardinals

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

zakharov posted:

Let's Go Cardinals

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Baseball is BACK! The best birthday present. :neckbeard:



also this:

zakharov posted:

Let's Go Cardinals

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Baseball is back and I am happy about that.

Let's Go Baseball.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Popete posted:

Happy opening day everyone!

gently caress the Cardinals.


Alain Post posted:

Cardinals are poo poo.

:agreed:

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?
go all the teams everyone hates

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Go all the teams I like, which are zero teams because I'm boycotting Oakland until they do the right thing and put Barry Zito in the MLB rotation

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

zakharov posted:

Let's Go Cardinals

Cena Sucks


Apparently the Indians also reached an agreement with Carlos Carrasco on an extension.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Just one more day until the Toronto Blue Jays 2015 MLB season is officially over.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Here's hoping the Astros don't blow! We may actually not suck as bad this time around!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Hand Knit posted:

Just one more day until the Toronto Blue Jays 2015 MLB season is officially over.

This is the year they finally win 88 games, I can feel it

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Jeff Francouer made the Phillies. This is a glorious day.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Will this finally be the year the Yankees finish below .500? Probably not, but we can all hope so.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

zakharov posted:

This is the year they finally win 88 games, I can feel it

"Very Ricciardi" - Geoff Baker and Richard Griffin.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

The Yankees will be just mediocre enough to achieve another above .500 season and continue that streak to like 23 straight years. Fortunately mediocrity is a key component to earning a wild card spot so maybe they'll make the playoffs. Probably not though.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Go Los Angeles kershaws

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Go the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Can't wait for another season of those wacky Marlins.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Baseball Sport is ris’n today, Alleluia!
Fans of Mets and Angels say, Alleluia!
Raise your joys and triumphs high, Alleluia!
Sing, ye heav’ns, and earth, reply, Alleluia!

Lives again our glorious King, Alleluia!
Where, Hot Stove, is now thy sting? Alleluia!
FAs signed, our teams to save, Alleluia!
Where thy victory, O Sabes? Alleluia!

Our offseason's work is done, Alleluia!
Fought the fight, the battle won, Alleluia!
Death in vain forbids Its rise, Alleluia!
Cutch hath opened paradise, Alleluia!

Soar we now where Bonds hath led, Alleluia!
Foll’wing His exalted head, Alleluia!
Made like Him, like Him we rise, Alleluia!
Ours the field, the dirt, the skies, Alleluia!

Hail the Sport of spring and summer, Alleluia!
Praise to It, and joy, and wonder, Alleluia!
Thee we greet triumphant now, Alleluia!
Hail the Resurrection, thou, Alleluia!

Field of glory, Sport of bliss, Alleluia!
Everlasting life is this, Alleluia!
Balls to throw, and pow’r to prove, Alleluia!
Thus to sing, and thus to love, Alleluia!

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Go Cubs.

Also excited for the Mets playoff run this season.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Yeah that's right I put two different Pirates players in the place of Jesus wanna fight

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The road to finishing over .500 for the first time in forever hopefully starts tomorrow :unsmith:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Go Mariners, gently caress an Angel

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


CUBS BASEBALL BITCHES PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF GUYS WHO HAVE LESS THAN ONE YEAR OF PLAYING IN THE MAJORS OUR BLEACHERS ARE MUD WE'RE ACTUALLY TRYING THIS YEAR THIRD PLACE gently caress FACES

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Benne posted:

Go Mariners, gently caress an Angel

Go Mariners and Angels, gently caress a Ranger and A

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Reminder that we should all be watching :siren: KRIS BRYANT DINGERS :siren: tonight but the CBA fucks over young players.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Go Nats and Pirates. gently caress the Cardinals

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008
I am cautiously optimistic about the Mets this year.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Go Pirates

gently caress the Cardinals
gently caress the Reds
gently caress the Brewers
gently caress the Cubs

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Unsuccessful title defense begins tomorrow lets go Giants

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I am excited for baseball even though it's an odd year and someone's undoubtedly going to get horribly injured. Maybe I'll finally go to a game at Petco for the first time this season.

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

i am excited for baseball and i hope that the team i like does well and the teams that i don't like do not do as well

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice
I am very excited for the basing of balls to count. Can someone post the "when you can start caring about stats" table that showed how many of X (plate appearances, IPs, etc.) were needed before you could start trying to make any real sense of them? I thought I had it bookmarked, but I can't find it.


Also, gently caress the Cardinals.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Baseball and hockey at the same time is very special indeed.

gently caress the Cardinals
gently caress the Red Sox
gently caress the Yankees

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Lumpy posted:

I am very excited for the basing of balls to count. Can someone post the "when you can start caring about stats" table that showed how many of X (plate appearances, IPs, etc.) were needed before you could start trying to make any real sense of them? I thought I had it bookmarked, but I can't find it.


Also, gently caress the Cardinals.

Is this what you're looking for?

http://www.fangraphs.com/library/principles/sample-size/

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

That's the one. Thanks!

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm super pumped to see my team play another, personally much less liked team, tonight, on this day of our LORD's rejoicing

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