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Sep 6, 2008

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Baseball! Brewers baseball! April is the sweetest time of the year :allears:

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Sep 6, 2008

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Brewers baseball off to a rip-roaring start

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Sep 6, 2008

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I miss Gallardo

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Sep 6, 2008

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Ambassador of Funk posted:

I'm so sorry good sir.

It's ok I knew deep down in my heart this was going to happen

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Sep 6, 2008

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Phuzzy posted:

:smith: At least it's nice hearing Uke????

Also, think about it like this: it's impossible to get your hopes up with a team that sucks right out the gate

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Sep 6, 2008

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I waited for baseball for months and they reward me for it with a knife in the back

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Sep 6, 2008

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satan reigns

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Sep 6, 2008

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Ok that was cool. Lind's in my "he's alright" book for now

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Sep 6, 2008

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Listen we need something to celebrate today

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Sep 6, 2008

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Hahahaha

I will probably be dead by the end of this game

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Sep 6, 2008

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Lohse is really good

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Sep 6, 2008

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DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Lohse is really good

This was a joke

You see, he's actually really bad

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Sep 6, 2008

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Convert Lohse to a hitter, it's better than him continuing to pitch

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Sep 6, 2008

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I'm never going to be excited for opening day ever again :smith:

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Sep 6, 2008

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Dear Douglas Melvin,

please trade everyone and fire Roenicke

hugs & kisses,

Richard F. Dinner

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Sep 6, 2008

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This game may actually cure my insomnia

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Sep 6, 2008

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea I was gonna skip this game until my friend told me it was a loving clownshow, what happened to get the score this lopsided? Are the Brewers just eating poo poo or did someone have a great play?

The answer is that the Brewers are always eating a big pile of poo poo

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Sep 6, 2008

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You know in Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum says "that is one big pile of poo poo," imagine someone eating that wholesale, that's the Brewers

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Sep 6, 2008

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Man Logan Schafer sucks real bad, how did that dude make the major league team again

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Sep 6, 2008

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Hahaha and Braun's out now too

this is literally the worst thing that could've happened for Brewers opening day barring a meteor hitting the stadium

actually I think I'd take the meteor

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

A meteor is something you can blame on god or bad luck or whatever. I'd always take the meteor.

"Blame yourself or God" - Nolan Arenado, 4/6/2015

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Sep 6, 2008

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Was that the first 1-2-3 inning the Brewers had? I can't remember because this game feels like it's taken 6 days to get to this point

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soggybagel posted:

Nope! (I realize I'm late to this party).

http://www.gfycat.com/HalfWarpedAntarcticfurseal

Jesus Christ

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Sep 6, 2008

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Brewers got shut out by the loving Colorado Rockies, aw yeah

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Sep 6, 2008

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thank GOD it's over finally, jesus gently caress

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Sep 6, 2008

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Benne posted:

How the hell did the Rockies shut out the Brewers :psyduck:

Milwaukee Brewers Base Ball

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