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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Put A-Rod in the field, Headley is embarrassing everyone

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Oh my God Jose Reyes is really accelerating his injury schedule

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
i miss u russell :(

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

MassaShowtime posted:

he was hurt after a single AB last year, so actually the opposite!

Haha holy poo poo I forgot that fact

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
go Jays btw

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Paul Zuvella posted:

At least Arod's leading off.

So his solo homer will be truly selfish and not a Yankee Homer

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Eat_at_Milliways posted:

Twins/Tigers or Blue Jays/Yankees, which is funnier?

Blue Jays/Yankees has thus far had Reyes coming up lame after 2 ABs, Russell Martin being the dreamiest dreamboat, A-Rod with a 1.000 OBP, Tanaka throwing meatballs, etc

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
more

give me more brewer blood

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Go Brewers, keep it up

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I hope to see Carlos Gomez strike out and have his helmet fly off so, so many times this year

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Detroit_Dogg posted:

The Tigs own, bow down to the future World Series Champions of the World

- Tigers Fans, April of 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, etc

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I am deriving as much pleasure from this Brewers game as I will derive misery from watching Cueto throw a perfect game in half an hour.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Baseball! Brewers baseball! April is the sweetest time of the year :allears:

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

I'm never going to be excited for opening day ever again :smith:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Pastrymancy posted:

I really like the Bucs lineup this year though. Especially the outfield

I do, too! But Cueto has held over us a dark and terrible magick since the 2013 Wild Card Game.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
aaaaagh real baseball is here

Ooh I think I like ROOT's new graphics

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
POLANCOOOO

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
No-dreads Cutch is so weird to see

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Wow, Todd Frazier. Wow, Joey Votto.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Toona the Cat posted:

The Pirates matte helmets are terrible.

This is the wrongest thing I've seen in this thread since the optimism about the Brewers

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Toona the Cat posted:

They look like the plastic ones my dad would buy me in the late 80s and early 90s to play wiffle ball.

Your dad got you cool rear end helmets

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Brandon Phillips must be so loving mad that the two dudes he has a chance to knock in reached via Some Pussy rear end Walks

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Ugh, is there anything worse than rain on Opening Day?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
J-haaayyyy

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

ChiTownEddie posted:

Cueto just notched his 1000th career K.
Note that this statistic only includes games against the Pirates

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Well, that's, uhh... that's a balk?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

achillesforever6 posted:

NHL refs and MLB umps are working in collusion to gently caress over Pittsburgh teams

:rolleyes:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Cueto gettin' caaallls

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
gently caress the Reds qtiyd

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Is there anything worse than rain on Opening Day, unless the rain can bring Cueto out of the game?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Abner Assington posted:

Cueto is still in the game :getin:

Ugh

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Pumped about this upcoming Neil Walker backwards K

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I really hope that the Reds are way out of it and trade Cueto like a billion miles away from the NL Central this season

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
It's early but I think I might like Francisco Cervelli

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
It happened on my commute home but holy poo poo Andrew McCutchen

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
That half inning owned significantly less

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