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No one actually enjoys jazz. They pretend to enjoy it because it makes them feel sophisticated or "grown up". Translation for nerds: it's like pretending 2001 is your favorite movie. HTH
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Captain Turner posted:I don't enjoy jazz. I have a psychological need to come up with elaborate explanations for why anyone else likes it because I'm insecure about being unsophisticated and immature.
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Apr 7, 2015 17:06
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lot of no-sex-havers coming out of the woodwork to defend their incel anthems
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Apr 7, 2015 17:19
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:Source: Author. here you go: http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/apr/02/do-musicians-die-young-truth-27-club
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Apr 7, 2015 17:23
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fyodor posted:lot of no-sex-havers coming out of the woodwork to defend their incel anthems lol project a little harder will you?
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Apr 7, 2015 17:23
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fyodor posted:p much lock-up your dick and balls if you like jazz because that poo poo is for non-sex-havers nope
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Apr 7, 2015 17:33
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realtalk tho I never liked jazz but this album is considered "nujazz" and I fuckin love it: Hyena by Red Snapper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSE2Dt8CCgI
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Apr 7, 2015 17:33
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theres plenty of sexy jazz
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Apr 7, 2015 17:33
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Jazz is easy to understand. You just gently caress up actual music, then keep repeating your mistake to try and trick people into thinking it was intentional.
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Apr 7, 2015 17:35
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if you don't like jazz that's fine, different strokes, but when you come up with conspiracy theories for why everyone is just pretending to like jazz.... lol you're just insecure as gently caress
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Apr 7, 2015 17:37
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Frankenstyle posted:Jazz is easy to understand. You just gently caress up actual music, then keep repeating your mistake to try and trick people into thinking it was intentional. Isn't that kind of how the Europeans hosed up their music by reading Greek notes backwards and never figuring it out.
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a bone to pick posted:realtalk tho I never liked jazz but this album is considered "nujazz" and I fuckin love it: Thats because it sounds like videogame music you loving sidescrolling goon.
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Apr 7, 2015 17:37
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West SAAB Story posted:Thats because it sounds like videogame music you loving sidescrolling goon. 
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Apr 7, 2015 17:40
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a bone to pick posted:Red Snapper What a great name for a soviet stripper. The music makes me nostalgic for my old Sega Genesis.
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Apr 7, 2015 17:46
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heh heh man you don't get jazz, jack. jazz gets you, dig? outta sight. i'm sparked, daddy. i'm juked up and bubblin'. freaky!
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Apr 7, 2015 17:57
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 I can't find my TTV CDs. Well, not the important (good) ones.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2qEah8Fns
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Apr 7, 2015 17:58
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i dont care for jazz
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Apr 7, 2015 18:04
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as long as it is elevator music i get it
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Apr 7, 2015 18:14
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i've had sex
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Apr 7, 2015 18:38
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Zen Punk posted:i've had sex Not if you listen to music that I don't, I can't believe such a tall tale
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Apr 7, 2015 18:39
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Horniest Manticore posted:heh heh man you don't get jazz, jack. jazz gets you, dig? outta sight. i'm sparked, daddy. i'm juked up and bubblin'. freaky! 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:43
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Bokito posted:here you go: http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/apr/02/do-musicians-die-young-truth-27-club Huh. Well look at that. I wonder how she gathered her data? I'd imagine through musicians who were notable enough to be printed in the paper. Anyway, that's interesting. In other news: some jazz is really good and fun, some of it sucks, and some of it is ok.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:54
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Some people even have sex while jazz music is playing! In fact, your grandparents were probably listening to jazz while they made your parents!
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Apr 7, 2015 18:55
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I was at some jazz club in paris once and was totally loving entranced. i never experienced that again though, so, i dunno what my opinion on jazz is
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Apr 7, 2015 18:59
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fyodor posted:lot of no-sex-havers coming out of the woodwork to defend their incel anthems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Jw_pn2lY8
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Apr 7, 2015 19:00
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:Some people even have sex while jazz music is playing! In fact, your grandparents were probably listening to jazz while they made your parents! lol old spotted
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Apr 7, 2015 19:01
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West SAAB Story posted:lol old spotted I am your grandpa. Your Grandma used to suck my salt peanuts to Dizzy Gillespie all the time.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:04
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:I am your grandpa. Your Grandma used to suck my salt peanuts to Dizzy Gillespie all the time. you are dead
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Apr 7, 2015 19:04
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Hobohemian posted:Isn't that kind of how the Europeans hosed up their music by reading Greek notes backwards and never figuring it out. Hm, yes, European ,music, notable for being a monolithic entity that never got anywhere.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:04
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steinrokkan posted:Hm, yes, European ,music, notable for being a monolithic entity that never got anywhere. I didn't hear Chopin sampled on Jay Z's multi plat albums. poo poo's dead son. Only white try hards and asian wanna be whites give a poo poo about that music.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:06
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Hobohemian posted:I didn't hear Chopin sampled on Jay Z's multi plat albums. poo poo's dead son. Only white try hards and asian wanna be whites give a poo poo about that music. Hm, yes, 20th ct music doesn't use the same musical notation as Mozart, interesting indeed. u r really hardcore will u sign my yu gi oh cards
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Apr 7, 2015 19:09
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steinrokkan posted:Hm, yes, 20th ct music doesn't use the same musical notation as Mozart, interesting indeed. I guess when music stopped being made by inbreed white people it actually got good.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:11
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Hobohemian posted:I guess when music stopped being made by inbreed white people it actually got good. i too am eight years old and hate myself
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Apr 7, 2015 19:13
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all those WHITE PEOPLE WHITE PEOPLE making all that ruckus with their jazz
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Apr 7, 2015 19:14
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steinrokkan posted:all those WHITE PEOPLE WHITE PEOPLE making all that ruckus with their jazz Don't be mad just because your race is genetically incapable of understanding rhythm without getting hand held by the others. It's not your fault you were born that way.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:16
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goddamn crackers filling up those juke joints, they they be thinkin they be the cats pajamas
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Apr 7, 2015 19:16
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Who doesn't get jizz
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Apr 7, 2015 19:17
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Hobohemian posted:Don't be mad just because your race is genetically incapable of understanding rhythm without getting hand held by the others. It's not your fault you were born that way. - said on ship from Sierra Leone to Jamaica, 1650
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Apr 7, 2015 19:18
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jazz would not exist if not for creoles, a type of black people.nice try tho with the "thing I don't like is from whitey" maneuver
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White race is getting tarnished, better ring the bell boys.
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