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Sep 16, 2008

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
drink your own piss and cum op

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Sep 16, 2008

Nefarious posted:

drink your own piss and cum op

i'd prefer yours :swoon:

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
You silly bastard.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

i "get" all kinds of music except rap and cuntry

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
jazz is boring as gently caress and people who like it tend to not have much of a personality

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
p sure jazz is like macklemore in 20 years

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I do get Jazz, I get that it's poo poo.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
"I think it is poo poo music, even more stupid than rock and roll, followed by people like students in cheap pullovers. Jazz never gets anywhere, never does anything, it's always the
same and all they do is drink pints of beer." -John Lennon

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
It's usually very cheap to buy because no one wants it. :shrug:

Get classy and listen to jazz on Sunday mornings while you drink your coffee or tea

:coffeepal:

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNWDwOsQqlw

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
jazz is a bunch of notes happening in pretty cool ways, often groovy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
jazz is fuckin sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
No. Everyone "gets" Jazz now.

Rap is the scary black-person thing not to get these days.

Looking forward to high-class places playing Classical Rap for their customers in 40 years.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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in the movie whiplash some tough guy has a band that plays music for beta bitches i was like looooool

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
only thing worse than a classical music snob is a jazz snob. hope he was enjoying his 'ability to appreciate' brad mehldau, while I was elsewhere doing his fat assed girlfriend up her brown.

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
Jazz is pretty cool, but why do people consider trumpet players talented? There's like three buttons on that thing, big loving deal.

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

this ownss thank you

also lol at the goons who think the existence of jazz is an implicit attack on their lovely music taste

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i like some jazz, but not all jazz. smooth jazz sucks, for example. also, i admit that jazz is masturbatory, but that's okay b/c i like jerkin' the gerkin

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Jazz is an artist's art these days. It used to be for white people to signify how cool and not racist they are by liking it, which has been replaced by hip-hop and the wire. So basically the only people who like jazz are people who are enough in to music to explore something less accessible.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Someone once told me that Jazz is what you call it when 5 different musicians all try to do a solo at the same time.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"I don't get Jizz"

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

"I don't get Jizz"

You obviously aren't trying hard enough

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
jazz was probably cool back in the day but we have electric guitars and computers now so we can get good volume without ten million brass instruments going off at once

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

jazz was probably cool back in the day but we have electric guitars and computers now so we can get good volume without ten million brass instruments going off at once

Why not have both? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe-DRkSggiM

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Post more Jazz for me to listen to I am too lazy to go to a different subforum tia

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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p much lock-up your dick and balls if you like jazz because that poo poo is for non-sex-havers

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

jazz isn't hard to understand at all

the band plays the head a few times then trades solos

wow so loving hard to understand

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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and no fuckable woman ever liked jazz.

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Jazz gives you cancer, so no thanks

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

Smooth Jazz is the best because you get to offend everyone.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jazz? Oh, you mean Ragtime :smug:

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
miles davis was just a rip off of ahmad jamal only instead of a piano with a bugle and in blackface.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
listening to Sun Ra right now

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

fyodor posted:

and no fuckable woman ever liked jazz.

just because they won't gently caress you doesn't make them not fuckable

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Sep 16, 2008

fyodor posted:

p much lock-up your dick and balls if you like jazz because that poo poo is for non-sex-havers

you are a virgin

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwIHvMlfgo 2:55

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Yeah this is terrible gently caress music, no human female would like it, realdoll stacey only appreciates the finest Dream Theater cuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGRx7B6dHuI

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Yes, white people still exsist, OP.

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FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Bokito posted:

Jazz gives you cancer, so no thanks



Source: Author.

How would you even collect that data? Also, apparently over 1/2 of rappers will be shot to death.

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