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There is a mysterious bird in my yard. Its freaking me out by acting arrogant as hell. What do I do about this bird. It's a hosed up looking bird, there's no way in hell it has any friends. What do I do? edit: changed "garden" to "yard". edit 2: bird update, pic added on page #1. edit 3: added another pic of the bird, still on page #1. edit 4: critical update. The bird has cloned itself and is now two identical birds. I fear for my life. edit 5: the birds are getting smarter by the minute edit 6: on page 3 some dude posted a picture of himself with a gun for shooting pidgeons and flul tactical swat gear, lol. 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:04
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If your american shoot it and eat it
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Apr 7, 2015 18:05
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give it some privacy op, its rude to watch birds doing bird things
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Apr 7, 2015 18:05
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AcidRonin posted:If your american shoot it and eat it I still can't bother to read anything you post because your avatar and text are too loving retarded
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Apr 7, 2015 18:06
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Throw a brick at it.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:06
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is this it?
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Apr 7, 2015 18:07
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its still out there, and its moving around in a way that is freaking me out... like it owns the drat place... edit: here's a pic of the bird  
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Apr 7, 2015 18:07
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West SAAB Story posted:I still can't bother to read anything you post because your avatar and text are too loving retarded did you know you can disable avatars? it's on par with the ignore feature for bitchmade status but you seem to be a bitch
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Apr 7, 2015 18:07
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Picts please
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Apr 7, 2015 18:07
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naem posted:Picts please thers a pic up, of the bird.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:08
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Say hello to the bird. Dont be a bird racist.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:09
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Minimalist Program posted:There is a mysterious bird in my yard. Its freaking me out by acting arrogant as hell. What do I do about this bird. It's a hosed up looking bird, there's no way in hell it has any friends. What do I do? is it really acting arrogant? do you think that maybe theres the smallest chance your projecting? is it perhaps instead displaying natural confidence of the type you wish you possessed?
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Apr 7, 2015 18:09
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oncearoundaltair posted:is it really acting arrogant? do you think that maybe theres the smallest chance your projecting? is it perhaps instead displaying natural confidence of the type you wish you possessed? I don't know you, but if you saw this bird, you'd feel the way I feel about it too, I am almost sure. It's my yard but its being a bitch about it.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:10
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Horniest Manticore posted:is this it? thats a hosed up bird
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Apr 7, 2015 18:10
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i used to have a mockingbird that was my friend. when he first moved in he was all GET OUT OF MY YARD BITCH swooping and poo poo but eventually we made peace in exchange for allowing him to look in my car's side mirrors whenever he wanted
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Apr 7, 2015 18:10
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gently caress it. Hump the bird.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:10
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gggiiimmmppp posted:i used to have a mockingbird that was my friend. when he first moved in he was all GET OUT OF MY YARD BITCH swooping and poo poo but eventually we made peace in exchange for allowing him to look in my car's side mirrors whenever he wanted I am going to offer it my car mirror, brb. e: it flew away and then it came back when I went inside.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:11
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:gently caress it. Hump the bird. 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:11
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Minimalist Program posted:thers a pic up, of the bird. No no "Picts," the fiercely independent red haired tribes of the north, that is what I'm asking for
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Apr 7, 2015 18:13
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Minimalist Program posted:There is a mysterious bird in my yard. Its freaking me out by acting arrogant as hell. What do I do about this bird. It's a hosed up looking bird, there's no way in hell it has any friends. What do I do? get a deer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
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Apr 7, 2015 18:14
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update on the bird: it seems to be mad about water. It is behaving erratically. I am safe inside. 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:14
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Apr 7, 2015 18:15
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Minimalist Program posted:update on the bird: it seems to be mad about water. It is behaving erratically. I am safe inside. Youre just scared because the bird is black. Youre a racist. 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:15
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where do I get these animals
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Apr 7, 2015 18:15
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michael he ate michael the bird michael
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Apr 7, 2015 18:15
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It's columba palumbus, the common wood pigeon. YOu can eat them. Eat that loving bird.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:16
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:It's columba palumbus, the common wood pigeon. its a hosed up bird, is what it is
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Apr 7, 2015 18:16
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Looks like some sort of quail OP
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Apr 7, 2015 18:18
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bring it of gold and spices to appease it, and it will bless your crops with fertility
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Apr 7, 2015 18:20
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Tsinava posted:Looks like some sort of quail OP a fail quial
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Apr 7, 2015 18:22
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lol op scared of a pidgeon
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Apr 7, 2015 18:22
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I feel this was a missed opportunity. ppl make moneycash from youtube videos you know. and asmr sick sick sick perverts will subscribe to anything 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:31
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thats a cat op
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Apr 7, 2015 18:36
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Blazing Zero posted:did you know you can disable avatars? it's on par with the ignore feature for bitchmade status but you seem to be a bitch i like u lets have a teaparty mr prissypants
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Apr 7, 2015 18:37
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Bring it to church, op
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Apr 7, 2015 18:40
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what r u hiding bird
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Apr 7, 2015 18:40
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It's an Emu, retards.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:41
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I LOOKED AWAY FROM THE BIRD FOR TWO MINIUTES AND SOMEHOW IT MADE A CLONE OF ITSELF AT THIS RATE THERE WILL BE 32 BIRDS IN FIVE MINUTES AND AT THIS TIME TOMORROW THE ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE WILL BE FILLED BY THIS hosed UP BIRD
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Apr 7, 2015 18:48
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im glad the deer ate the bird
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Apr 7, 2015 18:48
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god help us all  ,,edot: the birds seem to be trying to communicate with me, through choreographed dance.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:48
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