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keeps showing me dresses on the homepage, and when I answered a survey question it thanked me by saying "clever girl" i be troonin'
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Well at least that's better than the amazon thinking you're a man Men tend to die in horrific ways if they cross into amazon territory. So many smashed and destroyed pelvises from recovered bodies.
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Apr 8, 2015 09:35
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all is not yet lost, op. ask her if she's into ftm transsexuals
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Apr 8, 2015 09:50
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befriend a young german cannibal and ask him to chew off your penis
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Apr 8, 2015 09:51
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unterdude posted:... and when I answered a survey question it thanked me by saying "clever girl" Pretty sure it thinks your a raptor. Possibly a female one, I dunno, but definitely a raptor.
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Apr 8, 2015 10:07
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purchase history or gtfo
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Apr 8, 2015 10:36
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I bet this is because you ordered vibrators there. Pervert.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:07
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Amazon knows that you're a woman trapped in a mans body, the sooner you realize amazon is right the sooner you start living your true life.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:15
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Mad Monk posted:Amazon knows that you're a woman trapped in a mans body, the sooner you realize amazon is right the sooner you start living your true life. Never argue with an amazon. Or with Amazon. You should buy those dresses, OP.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:16
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not a woman just a bitch
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Apr 8, 2015 13:28
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Amazon thinks I'm a criminal, it keeps recomending ski masks, knives , and Oakland Raiders gear
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Apr 8, 2015 13:54
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I've never been to Amazon, but I just went and it recommended a bunch of videogames and nerd books. It's pretty dead on. Accept that you're a woman, OP.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:57
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then ur a woman. amazon knows everything.
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Apr 8, 2015 14:27
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hey gurl, how you doin?
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Apr 8, 2015 14:28
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A/S/L op? You single or what? just kidding about the /S/ we already know that part m'lady
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Mad Monk posted:Amazon knows that you're a woman trapped in a mans body, the sooner you realize amazon is right the sooner you start living your true life. That's right, OP, you should put some thought into this. You could start by just shaving your legs to see how it would look like. You don't even have to shave them all, just shave your thighs, do a nice job and think about it. Next thing you know, you might as well be buying one of those dresses Amazon offered you. They know how to do business, that's for sure.
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Apr 8, 2015 14:41
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Same, it helps me live out my fantasy of being a desirably attractive young woman
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Apr 8, 2015 15:42
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Hello there cutie. Do you want to hang out? I think it'd be fun. Ah, you must be busy, respond at your earliest convenience. Hello?????! It says you read my last message a week ago. PLEASE RESPOND.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:44
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Is your name Chris, Lindsey, Pat, or Madison?
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Apr 8, 2015 16:51
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Amazon's book suggestions for me are currently 29 books on bees/beekeeping and one book of grumpy cat stickers.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:59
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maybe amazon is right and dresses are your poo poo
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Apr 8, 2015 17:01
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I looked at amazon just now on a fresh install of windows, no cookies or browser history. It is trying to sell me dresses, door locks with keypads, shoe racks, prime membership and something called fire hd7.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:20
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That website blog The Worst Things For Sale made Amazon think I'm really interested in dumb poo poo but thankfully you can clear your Amazon history.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:22
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I ordered a bunch of Iain M Banks books and now Amazon won't stop recommending the worst loving nerd schlock to me constantly. No, I don't want to order this anime with big titty people on the cover. No, I am not interested in the biography of Steve Jobs. No, I don't want a Navi fleslight. What the gently caress.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:24
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buy a cute dress
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Apr 8, 2015 17:26
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I ordered a bunch of Iain M Banks books and now Amazon won't stop recommending the worst loving nerd schlock to me constantly. No, I don't want to order this anime with big titty people on the cover. No, I am not interested in the biography of Steve Jobs. No, I don't want a Navi fleslight. What the gently caress. What anime was it?
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Apr 8, 2015 17:49
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I bought a sexy wall calendar of barely-clothed incredibly gay dudes for a secret santa exchange once. Guess what populated my suggestion list forever. I definitely wasn't complaining. 
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Apr 8, 2015 18:55
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Dead Gay Romans posted:A/S/L op? whenver someone types m'lady i think the word malady and assume they ahve a disesase and are announcing it to anyone within earshot
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Apr 8, 2015 18:57
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bad bitches ITT
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Apr 8, 2015 19:36
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Amazon doesnt provide recommendations for all the sex stuff I look at all the time.. it still thinks im not a sex pervert.
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tater_salad posted:Amazon doesnt provide recommendations for all the sex stuff I look at all the time.. it still thinks im not a sex pervert.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:07
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Amazon thinks im an old lady. Its all sensible clothes, cat stuff, and kitchen stuff. Hulu thinks im a 20 something Hispanic chick. All the ads are for birth control, booze, and TJ Maxx in Spanish Who knows what google thinks. 
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Apr 8, 2015 20:40
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Someone, somewhere is having an anxiety attack over what a website thinks about them. What a Country!
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Apr 8, 2015 21:07
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boom boom boom posted:What anime was it? I dunno, I just saw the thumbnail in the suggestions and the titties were bigger than the character's head. I did not feel compelled to click to see the title, which was obscured by titties.
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Apr 8, 2015 21:16
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update: my mom used my prime to buy some clothing
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Apr 8, 2015 21:26
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tomstuart posted:whenver someone types m'lady i think the word malady and assume they ahve a disesase and are announcing it to anyone within earshot Anyone who actually says m'lady out loud in public does have a very serious social disease so this is a good way of looking at it.
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Apr 8, 2015 21:27
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unterdude posted:update: my mom used my prime to buy some clothing You should use your mom's account to buy tires for your car, an arc welder, and some gay men calendars.
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tomstuart posted:whenver someone types m'lady i think the word malady and assume they ahve a disesase and are announcing it to anyone within earshot cum malady cum cum malady you're my butterfly sugar baby
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Apr 8, 2015 21:35
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post some of the poo poo on your amazon wishlist itt 
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I ordered a bunch of Iain M Banks books and now Amazon won't stop recommending the worst loving nerd schlock to me constantly. No, I don't want to order this anime with big titty people on the cover. No, I am not interested in the biography of Steve Jobs. No, I don't want a Navi fleslight. What the gently caress. Navi from Avatar or Navi from Zelda?
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