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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Matey posted:

Heavens to Betsy. I oughtta wash your mouth out with soap, but you'd probably like that!

dat fukken weiner dog

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

dat fukken weiner dog



:respek:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Sphinxster posted:

The jack shack.

:eyepop:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

opus111 posted:

read the thread, noob.
You never specified why your porn wasn't family friendly

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

yeah you never explained the whole "hrm my tastes have changed :monocle:" thing lloolololo

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

look, if you don't wanna gently caress I need to look at horrible things in the bedroom. We will both be happier if you don't open the for until the red light goes off.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
OP's girl is a bubbly blue-eyed blonde with small boobs, an eating disorder & won't take it in the rear end.

OP has sexual fantasies of stick-thin thai girls that loves anal & deep throating.

OP needs to just take a trip to Bangkok without his lady & get it out of his system.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

strictly for jack attacks

when you're under attack by the jack and you miss your doctor's appointment

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Buy a collection of S&M DVDs and tell her you bought them because of all her praise for those Fifty Shades of Grey books and movie(s) and you figured she was into that as a result.

Well, you can't return them, you might as well watch them and get the money's worth out of them.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
you will never leave the friendzone, op, so this whole thread is moot

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
my apartment is the friend-zone, it owns

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
op isnt allowed in though

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

stop being so nice goddamn it

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