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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Pick your poison





:mario:NOBODY MENTION THE RAPESEED :mario:





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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
SUCK MY DICK

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Peanut butter is for poors

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I prefer cashew butter

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
I take the $50 macadamia nuts from the hotel minibars and put them through my nut butter making machine.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

youre wife posted:

Peanut butter is for poors

I didn't eat peanut butter for years after getting gub'ment pee bee.

I was like, why should I buy this after having it for free for so long?

I have since returned to peebee. no chunks tho, that is loving gross.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
what about au naturale pb?

the runny poo poo

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
i want to masticate mouthfulls of raw organic non gmo peanuts and spit the butter into recycled babby jars.

I heard that's what white people are doing now.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Smooth, obviously.

Do this poo poo big mac style:

top section: fluffernutter
bottom section: pb&j

I don't actually know if that's good but I feel like it would be.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

both are good

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
Chunk you human being


......


Seriously only teh gays eat creamy

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Chunky is where it's at

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Chunky or gently caress you


Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
almond butter is where its at

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Voted this thread 1 because of all these chunky BBWs

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 236 days!)

chunky is gross

much like most goons:

chunky, gross

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Volume posted:

Chunky is where it's at

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

same way i like my women, OP

wholenut and chunky, and prone to giving certain sections of the population anaphylactic shock

Whittle
Sep 18, 2011

Volume posted:

Chunky is where it's at

Amen

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i like very chunky peanut butter not only for the texture it provides but so i am reminded ok good i bought one hopefully made from just peanuts and not half added sugars and salt

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
I make my own, but smooth either way.

Buy raw p-nuts, roast in oven, blend with some olive oil and salt. poo poo be delish.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mr Underhill posted:

I make my own, but smooth either way.

Buy raw p-nuts, roast in oven, blend with some olive oil and salt. poo poo be delish.

gently caress you you scrub idiot there is only one peanut butter and chunky(pb&juh) is its style


Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Nooner posted:

gently caress you you scrub idiot there is only one peanut butter and chunky(pb&juh) is its style

I will coat myself in smooth homemade and fight u

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Mr Underhill posted:

I make my own, but smooth either way.

Buy raw p-nuts, roast in oven, blend with some olive oil and salt. poo poo be delish.

Why?

Do you make your own cheese too?

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

cool tree bro posted:

Why?

Do you make your own cheese too?

tastes infinitelly better. Don't knock it et all

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do you get your peanuts from the store or do you grow them

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Get smooth peanut butter, but add crushed up Planters Peanuts to your sandwich.

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
Im on dat rAw poo poo, son

Plus not putting all the sugar and preservatives into your system prevents you from becoming a fat neckbeard who posts on comedy forums

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Chunky: Yes, I'd like to have a balled up mashed wad of bread and peanuts because the chunks tear the poo poo out of the crumb.


Smooth: Hey, this combination of peanut flavor with my bread is nice.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Mr Underhill posted:

Im on dat rAw poo poo, son

Plus not putting all the sugar and preservatives into your system prevents you from becoming a fat neckbeard who posts on comedy forums

or you could just go to the gym

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SopWATh posted:

Chunky: Yes, I'd like to have a balled up mashed wad of bread and peanuts because the chunks tear the poo poo out of the crumb.


Smooth: Hey, this combination of peanut flavor with my bread is nice.

idk if the peanuts are tearing up your bread then either your peanut butter is too cold or your bread is far too soft. it is likely the latter

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

cool tree bro posted:

or you could just go to the gym

Or both, like i just did. Burned 700 cal and am about to dig into some peanut butter cause this thread got me a hankerin'.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

cool tree bro posted:

or you could just go to the gym

Or u could grow up and stop eating 2 cups of sugar a day.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Chunk supremacy. Smooth peanut butter is for, like, I don't even know. Babies, toothless old folks and invalids, maybe?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

idk if the peanuts are tearing up your bread then either your peanut butter is too cold or your bread is far too soft. it is likely the latter

This

notZaar posted:

Or u could grow up and stop eating 2 cups of sugar a day.

If you're eating peanut butter that contains sugar you're loving disgusting. Peanuts and salt, that's all you need.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
If your peanut butter has anything other than peanuts (and maybe salt) listed then you might as well eat if off the floor like the filthy animal you are.

As far as chunky or creamy I prefer chunky for everyday use but creamy can be solid for cooking.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

Chunky or gently caress you

fuckin A

F hole
May 13, 2008

lol if you don't harvest raw peanuts from your organic garden and grind it by hand using a mortar and pestle

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Smooth you rank morons.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
both for different situations imho

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