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Blazing Ownager posted:I hate linking YTMND these days but this totally sums up Blade 3 I was skeptical, but this is a pro click.
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Man i remember watching the first two movies. god i loved Ryan Reynolds in the second one. they need to make a new one with him as the lead role. they could always paint him black if Blade needs to be black
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Apr 13, 2015 10:22
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ryan was not in any of the movies except the third and bad, one
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Apr 13, 2015 10:23
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Iron Prince posted:motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill Some of 'em, yeah
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Apr 13, 2015 10:28
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Blade owned. The best part was when the attack ships caught fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:23
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Apparently I have to rewatch Blade 2 because I hated it when I saw it but most people seem to consider it a good movie. The main thing I remember is lovely CGI Blade using WWF moves againtst lovely CGI vampire guy in the end.
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Iron Prince posted:motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill The best part about that line is that it wasn't originally in the script and instead was just something the director overheard Wesley Snipes saying to someone when he was on his cell phone.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:34
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Blade 2 is okay but its kind of weird how it introduces this whole super badass vampire team that's supposed to have been training to kill Blade and like half of them die in the first fight.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:36
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Blazing Ownager posted:Blade 1 was awesome Only part with bad CG that I can recall was the fight in front of the wall of lights. Blazing Ownager posted:ED: Also I hold Blade 2 would have been ten times funnier if the girl who wanted to dramatically die in sunlight died exactly like the vampires from Blade 1 in sunlight, bloating up like a balloon and exploding in a shower of gore. Would have redeemed that whole dumb plot. In Blade they just burned up. When Stephen Dorf killed Udo Kier by taking him outside to see his first sunrise, Udo caught on fire. The popping gore balloon was from Blade's special concoction in the silver syringe things.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:44
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Blade facts: serious business
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muscles like this? posted:The best part about that line is that it wasn't originally in the script and instead was just something the director overheard Wesley Snipes saying to someone when he was on his cell phone.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:53
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I think the girl didn't violently catch on fire and poo poo because she ~accepted~ her fate and thus got a more peaceful end  no it doesnt make any sense but neither does vampires you NERD
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Apr 13, 2015 12:56
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did anyone else watch the Blade TV show? I thought Sticky Fingaz made a p. decent Blade the rest of the show sucked, though
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Apr 13, 2015 13:24
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the women were hot
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Apr 13, 2015 13:26
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Another fun Blade movie fact is that Kris-Kris doesn't like his character because he swears so much.
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Apr 13, 2015 14:50
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All I know is any shot in Blade 3 you dont literally see Wesley Snipes face is not Wesley Snipes, but a double. He was apparently supremely pissed off they threw in two side-kick/replacement characters and was as difficult as possible refusing to really film, haha
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Apr 13, 2015 15:02
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How did kris die in the second then come back in the third
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Apr 13, 2015 15:11
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He died in the first and came back in the second and the whole thing was just completely half assed. In the first he very unambiguously dies but then in the second all of a sudden he's actually a vampire. Oh and Blade has an actual cure for real vampires, unlike in the first one where it just worked before you actually turned.
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Apr 13, 2015 15:15
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I'm the big, fat internet vampire.
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muscles like this? posted:He died in the first and came back in the second and the whole thing was just completely half assed. In the first he very unambiguously dies but then in the second all of a sudden he's actually a vampire. Oh and Blade has an actual cure for real vampires, unlike in the first one where it just worked before you actually turned. He had the cure for vampirism in the first one. He couldn't take it because it would make him 100% human and rob him of his cool sunglass-catching powers. I think the "explanation" for Kris Kristofferson coming back in Blade 2 was that when he shot himself in the first one it was too late and he had already become a vampire so he lived through it.
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this thread sucks. if you don't like my opinion, bite me.
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Traci Lords was the best part of Blade I.
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The best part about the Blade series was the time one vampire gave the sun the middle finger.
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Doc Block posted:
I'm sorry you like dull movies with lifeless action sequences.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Blade 1 was awesome The Vampomeranians were the best part of Blade 3.
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Blazing Ownager posted:When Ryan Reynolds ironically was the best part of a Blade movie, that's pretty hosed up. "You cock-juggling thundercunt!" is one of my favorite insults. And I love Reynolds since.
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this movie was so good and almost every other superhero movie ever made loving sucks how did that happen
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The Reaper Strain of Vampires was legit sick in Blade 2. Watching that cold and knowing *something* was going to happen when they opened their mouths was pretty cool, and the bifurcated jaw/sucker combo didn't disappoint. Also Blade doing wrestling moves to Crystal Method and blowing up Traitor Norman Reedus. Blade 2 ain't bad.
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Mr. Unlucky posted:this movie was so good and almost every other superhero movie ever made loving sucks how did that happen Because the villain was interesting instead of just a blank foil for the hero to beat up at the end. Also, everything is bizarrely over the top.
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