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Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
There used to be a gay rollerink near my old apartment where guys would go to suck each other off.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dick Fagballzson posted:

There used to be a gay rollerink in my old apartment where guys would go to suck each other off.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
loving owned bitch

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


edit: oh these are roller skates

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
If you were to see a Navy Seal roller skating, would he be gay? It's impossible.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005


Ex Navy Seal. Probably also rollerblades.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dick Fagballzson posted:



Ex Navy Seal. Probably also rollerblades.

take THAT osama!

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
inline skates aren't gay.

roller blades... :gay:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Poetic Justice posted:



edit: oh these are roller skates

this is a really good gif almost as good as that one where the automated toilet smears poo poo all over the seat

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
poo poo I should get some rolllerblades

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

40 y/o Male from Canada posted:


Swim's most euphoric combination was actually this morning:

Swallow a tablet of TUMS (antiacid)
then,

Crushed into fine powder:

- 80mg Ritalin with ECA Stack (24mg ECL Ephedrine, 81 mg Aspirin, 100mg Caffeine tablets.

and distributed the resulting 285 mg total cocktail powder as follows:

+ 20mg cocktail powder for Intra-urethral ROA (for automatic re-dosing):

Filled 20mg of this cocktail powder inside a hollow urethral plug, up the urethra, and lock it to my genital piecing. The tiny sweat will take care of slowly dissolving it.

+ 20mg cocktail powder for sub-lingual ROA (for automatic re-dosing) with a tongue piercing Rx delivery mechanism.

+ 245 Plugging:

Dissolved the remaining 245mg of power inside a baby feeding syringe filled with warm water, and squirted it up the rectum.

When finished plugging (aka Booty Bumping), I locked myself into a full waistband steel chastity belt with an integrated Steel Rattler Butt Plug, (Google for "Rattler Butt Plug" by Mr. S) that, in addition to completely seal the cocktail, it also ensured that any trapped opiates inside feces, will get crushed inside the rectum, dissolved and the large surface are of the steel butt plug, will evenly get soaked and distribute opiates trough the entire rectal mucus membrane it comes in contact with. -- That otherwise would get lost.

Knowing that my dentist cleanup is scheduled, for automatic re-dosing on the go, I also decided on to redose on the go sublingually ROA, through my tongue piercing barbell with a small container on the top. (Google for "Vibe Master Tongue Ring"). When the vibrator mechanism and the battery is removed, the housing can easily hold 20mg of powder) Drilled 4 tiny holes, one of which directly under the barbell stud, and as saliva will slowly come in contact, it will flow the opiate directly down the Salivary glands where the bottom ball comes into contact with.

For extra efficiency when working out, this is best done when biting on sports double mouthguard, as the a mouth guard will increase salivary flow coming into contact with the freely wiggling and unobstructed tongue piercing delivery mechanism. I'm not a big fan of sub-lingual ROA re-dosing when inline skating, because in addition if having to endure the terrible Ritalin taste soaked in the my mouth (also known as Meth Mouth), Meth mouth is a devastating effect of methamphetamines on teeth, by attacking and stripping the enamel. It's not what I particularly look forward to. I will only use this method once in a while for the experience, with caution and moderation, especially when I'm due for a teeth cleanup at my dentist.

I covered the outfit with a tight pair of spandex shorts, and put on a pair of inline skates and protective equipment, ready to skate the trails. It's desirable to be out the door fast, and already on inline-skates, before plugging onset kicks-in. It's usually the plugging onset that kicks in first, fast and hard, which happens to also be the largest dose. Clenching on wheels, lacing skates and putting on protection equipment while the onset quickly rushes to peak, can be tricky on the balance, so I manage to on wheels fast. It's best and safe to have a stabilized rolling skating momentum when the onset will kick-in. This instant moment, it's the highlight, and makes extremely pleasant experience. "The feeling is best described as: Being in a Concorde at the very moment it brakes the sound barrier"

I laced my skates, stood up the pavement and as I started to roll, every bump I was rolling over, caused my rattler butt plug to send mild, yet euphoric vibes up my spine. By the time, the initial syringe Plugging onset kicked-in fast and hard, just in time. And increasing exponentially with every move as now the butt plug is effectively dissolving and stirring like a food blender any trapped or hidden cocktail solution inside the anal canal). Definitely wired and tweaked for endurance.

Carried loads of Gatorade to keep hydrated. And obviously roller sating slow -- as any signs of pain was non-existent while cutting trough head wind or up slopes.

Inside my urethra, an (anatomical curved) 85mm Hollow Prince's wand sound filled with powder. As sweat comes in contact, it slowly drips the cocktail trough my vertical Apadravia Piercing barbell, effectively slowly and constantly re-dosing though the glans. Intra-urethral ROA is a very efficient ROA for hassle-free, hands-free automatic re-dosing, on the go.

My penis rendered in a meth-dick state confined inside my chastity belt steel tube, with every skating stroke and road bump, aside of the butt plug's clanger inside rattling vibes up my column, it was also mildly vibing against my prostate. This teasing, combined with the rolling skating motion, the weight of the powdered-filled wand inside my urethra was either sending my penis flying against the steel walls of it's thick steel protector tube, or the protruding 1mm screwed ball at the end knocking metal to metal.

I have observed that this wiggling motion and pleasant knocking, also causes powder to be available at all times where my 10gauge piercing barbell crosses though the drilled hole of the wand. As tiny sweat comes into contact with the powdered barbell that cuts at though the drilled hole of the powered filled urethra wand, it dissolves it and flows down by gravity along the barbell walls down the glands ready to be instantaneously absorbed by the penis glans.

At one point, I was over stimulated -- helplessly at the edge of an orgasm throughout, but not quite. I would say hard-core teasing. To fully appreciate the experience, is not to think about it and solely focus on enjoying the pleasant and euphoric workout experience.

Very euphoric combination and hyperfocused. Sounds and colours on the trail were extremely enhanced.

4 hours later, when I came home, I was still buzzing. It goes without saying that immediately after I stepped down from my inline skates, and my (now drained) tongue barbell is removed, some hard-core teeth brushing is due.

And this is my 4 cents on Swim's most euphoric combination. It's my own experience, and my personal observations -- which I neither endorse nor oppose. I do however known my limits, and often reach them, without going beyond them.

meth_latex_catsuit_doll added 337 Minutes and 6 Seconds later...

And just repeated the same experience this evening. But at half the above dose. I also dropped 20mg of Ritan pills into my a half-gallon Gatorate in my Hydration Backpack.

After I skated 1 hour, and ran trough half of my Hydration backpack, it was a sign to return. I realized that it was too much for one day, as "I felt I lost power", and could literally feel every single hot sweat droplets pouring down on my shirt. The return, was made in 2+ hours with frequent and long stops on every single bus stop bench I could find.

One new thing I discovered this time, is to refrain from rolling my skates back and forth while seated at the bus bench, as the slightest vibrations in such relaxed and oversensitive state are greatly being amplified by the tight spandex shots rubbing against my legs and the steel chastity belt (and consequently triggering wild clanging by the attached Butt Plug's internal cavity that is filled with buckshot knocking against the prostate, which, would also trigger the penis to react -- and consequently activating the Ritalined-filled wand Intra-urethral ROA discharge mechanism to release tiny Rx on the glans.

Long story short, it would be very embarrassing to be the center of attention with "Ritalined-tinted Cum" flowing mysteriously down SWIMS sports pouch belt (which houses inside the Chasity belt steel penis protector prodding out of the spandex shorts hole. At all costs, I would avoid an unexpected orgasm whist unnecessarily occupying a bus stop seat on inline skates, a seat reserved for passengers. Not skaters. (even less a tweaked skater (in an altered state of mind) having sex and being hosed on skates!)

Not that SWIM is not already attracting slight attention due to sweating pouring line rain down from it's eye-catching hardshell helmet... (due to a cool "T-100 Tunebug Shake" is mounted on the top surface of the helmet, turning it's entire surface into a surround speaker system, and splaying music across my cranium. That system is proved to be safe, as splayed music being fed by the iPod, doesn't interfere with ambient sound). Caution is advised, and proceed with caution. Not an experience to be attempted by rookies as the outcome can be very embarrassing.

So being conscious that SWIM is in a constant state at the edge of an orgasm, and over-stimulated, the best way is to be careful not to masturbate (or the thought of being presently hosed from all over -- not easy, but feasible). Swim is also aware to avoid sitting between the gap separating the bus seat wooden boards, as any attempt to sit down Butt Plugged other than with an even pressure surface, in the attempt the base of the butt plug can be awkwardly tilted in an uncomfortable position and/or hit the prostate, that will slowly bring an orgasm in the seconds to come -- and you can't do anything to stop it, but to feel it slowly coming into your way and take control of your body. (SWIM also remembers, that he is loaded with additional equipment weigh and tweaked on skates, (and to a certain also restricted) so any adjustment may not be as quick as with reflexes). So when skating to a seat, SWIM makes sure to aim for the center of the middle bench board. I initially trained myself more than a year ago in a huge parking lot. Got my leggings wet several times, but at least I was alone. It was very unpleasant experience to orgasm and stimulated on skates. Very unpleasant (and unsafe to a certain extend, as body control is momentarily being lost -- thus fully geared with protection equipment I was always skating around a post).

Easier said than done. Practice makes perfect. It's not easy. But fun part is to accomplish this challenge!

To conclude Swims "most euphoric combination experience" thread, I stess, two things:

- The tick to avoid any embarrassment is to be aware that SWIM is about to have sex on skates and be hosed hard from everywhere, both mind-hosed and body-hosed on wheels. So SOLELY focus on fully enjoying the skating euphoric experience, both on wheels and skating mind. Also be aware that you have lubricated wheels permanently locked under your feet. So the margin of error is not in your favor. You can't step down from the weeks - you go along where they take you. So SWIM always wears full protection equipment, with top quality skates and a harshell helmet.

- Be aware that SWIM has been fueled for unlimited endurance and immunized from any form of pain. In that state, SWIM's body isn't transmitting or feeling the slightest pain. So this is where any "power loss" must be interpreted as body pain telling you to immediately stop, find a place to sit, take a moderate break and hydrate. Failing to stop during a "power loss", may result in SWIM's not live to skate the next block. Or waking up in the ER in that state... It's not a good idea to do things your heart doesn't like, especially when it can't communicate any warning sings to you.

So this is my second and final part of SWIM's most euphoric experience, along with my own personal observations. I hope you enjoyed it.

Life is too precious and live long to experience it's beauties!

Be safe, play safe and SWIM will be around enjoying life to the edge!

So, no

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I used to have a roommate in college who rollerbladed to class every day in jorts+full pads(knee/elbow) and a helmet. For the record he looked extremely gay but was, in fact, not gay. I hope this helps.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

imo they are cool and also gay, unless they have brakes in which case they're just gay

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Moola posted:

roller gaydes

roller gaydes spread roller aids

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
prison rules: if you gently caress your roller blades they're gay, but you're not

SvenRichter
Apr 5, 2015

Look at my face.
yes. Major league gay.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014



rollerblade is hardcore



and does this look gay?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Wizgot posted:

I want to get a pair and everyone keeps telling me to search in google images "guys rollerblading". I'm a little demotivated right now but I still want to get some and learn but I don't want everyone to think I'm gay.

It depends on your age. If you're a teen then rollerblading is for total posers and you should try skateboarding because that's waay cooler. If you're over the age of 22 then you're just some dude rollerblading around the neighborhood.


Seriously though, who gives a gently caress? If you want to buy some roller blades and cruise around the neighborhood then you should. Life is too short to spend worrying about what other people think about you

Rock them rollerblades like you're a loving boss.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this pic makes me think it would be easier for a bigoted parent to accept a really fit masculine gay son than a willowy feminine gay son

look at that guy even without the america hot pants he would be upholding american values
maybe even moreso without

SvenRichter
Apr 5, 2015

Look at my face.

Sas posted:



rollerblade is hardcore



and does this look gay?

yes. Look how he instinctually does the doggy pose... Doesn't that look gay to you?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

if you want to rollerblade you should just rollerblade ffs who cares if some people think you are gay what does it loving matter christ

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

opening the taint increases airflow under the body and helps with speed

it's not you could get another rollerblader to come up behind him on a nice downhill slope and gently mount him. that is rare.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
How about ice skating

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Still the same concept spread the taint to go faster clench up to brake and get down real low so that rear end acts a double spoiler and cuts into the wind.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

roller blades are dumb as gently caress get a bike if you want to go fast in spandex

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Inline skating is fun and easy to learn while sakteboarding is for loving tryhards. Just don't get actual Rollerblades because those have rear end build quality. K2 used to make good skates.
Haven't actually skated in over Fifteen years so it might be gay now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lodin posted:

Inline skating is fun and easy to learn while sakteboarding is for loving tryhards. Just don't get actual Rollerblades because those have rear end build quality. K2 used to make good skates.
Haven't actually skated in over Fifteen years so it might be gay now.
GET A BIKE

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Rollerblades are banned in Texas, for the exact same reason sodomy is. HTH

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Moola posted:

whoa

I guess it doesnt make you look gay

No. The dick in your rear end afterwards does.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
someone post the fruit booter story from the tcc thread

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I have an awesome Nakamura and ride it to work. Some lazy bastard threw it in a dumpster just because the back wheel was flat.

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 249 days!)

Is that gay slang for male sex doll

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