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It just seems like the fatter you are, the more your farts sound like runny diarrhea.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:27
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The extra skin bounces the sound around like a pinball machine.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:30
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Today some dude brought a small dog on the train and i started to smell something bad and then got angry at the owner then i noticed the smell got much worse when the fat couple that was sitting behind me got up to pet it and all their nasty fat people smells wafted everywhere and i almost died sorry dog i misjudged you
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Apr 16, 2015 02:33
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maybe because fat people's diets are also grosser than normal people
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Apr 16, 2015 02:36
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saw a fat dude today
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Apr 16, 2015 02:41
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more surface area = louder poop reverberations in your cheeks. Reverberating cheeks = cheek slap. Loud farts
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Apr 16, 2015 02:42
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drat dude you did it wrong. You must be fat
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Apr 16, 2015 02:44
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I know there's a GIF or video showing everyone exactly why, but I know enough not to go searching for that GIF.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:46
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You're a bold person for making a thread about anything fat people related in GBS. Godspeed goon.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:51
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their farts already reek because of their garbage diets but its also because the fart wind blows and rapidly aerosols the sweatsoaked film of prior farts and unwiped poo poo smears that under incredible pressures coat the insides of the creamy tectonic seam of their countercrushing asscheeks
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Apr 16, 2015 02:59
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the sound is a complex acoustic phenomenon occurring primarily in the humid envelope of the rear end
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Apr 16, 2015 03:04
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a tubby's ham gas smells like a dumpster of chinese food and may be magical
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Apr 16, 2015 03:09
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It's because fat people are disgusting to begin with.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:12
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When my fat friend farts, it sounds like rocks rolling down a hill.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:14
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your use of "normal" in the topic title is fatophobic
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Apr 16, 2015 03:16
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monkay posted:When my fat friend farts, it sounds like rocks rolling down a hill. lol
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Apr 16, 2015 03:17
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i prefer anorexic farts smelling of stomach acid and dust
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Apr 16, 2015 03:19
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Doppelganger posted:It just seems like the fatter you are, the more your farts sound like runny diarrhea. it's actually due to the force of the tight leather pants 
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Apr 16, 2015 03:22
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Fun fact, if you shave your rear end in a top hat you can't hold in farts. I learned that the hard way. I can only assume overweight people have excessive hair on their asses (caused by food additives in junk food) making shiting impossible. Their is most likely and underground group of barbers who specifically cater to rear end shaving treatments. That is why fat people have nasty farts
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Apr 16, 2015 03:22
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Because ripping rear end is funny, but fats are only funny when they get hurt, so cosmic rule of comedy requires that fat people cut one in the most disgusting way possible so no one laughs. The same holds true for vegans.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:31
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Why did you shave your crack are you a European who has access to bidets or something?
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Apr 16, 2015 03:31
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Fat man gets so high, he shits his pants https://youtu.be/U7g96bLbg2k?t=56s
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Apr 16, 2015 03:33
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The Taint Reaper posted:Fat man gets so high, he shits his pants lmao
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Apr 16, 2015 03:45
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It's been said but, reverb OP, reverb.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:02
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Fat people are normal
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Apr 16, 2015 04:04
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99 Headmates posted:Fat people are normal -a fat person
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Apr 16, 2015 04:06
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kill all fats they are nothing but drains on society and their bodies are monuments to their failure as people and beings
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Apr 16, 2015 04:08
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The Taint Reaper posted:Fat man gets so high, he shits his pants That look on his face at the end lmfao.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-gytvj1w2w this is why
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Apr 16, 2015 04:10
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haha but do they SMELL grosser? or, or even TASTE?  LOL!
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Apr 16, 2015 04:13
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In the grocery store right now, and wouldn't you know it: a fat guy
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Apr 16, 2015 04:22
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because fat people are nothing but flesh-covered gas containers.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:22
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monkay posted:-a fat person Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.0% (2011-2012)
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Apr 16, 2015 04:23
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99 Headmates posted:Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.0% (2011-2012) There are more fat people than skinny people. Fat people are normal.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:23
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99 Headmates posted:There are more fat people than skinny people. Fat people are normal. 
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Apr 16, 2015 04:26
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so deaf people can enjoy them better
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Apr 16, 2015 04:32
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Swizzbutt posted:so deaf people can enjoy them better That's what the smell is for!
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Apr 16, 2015 05:03
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fat old people produce a smell so foul that your brain eventually just has to shut the olfactory senses down. musky, acrid piss smell combined with obscene body odor and the general stench of decayed flesh.
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99 Headmates posted:Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.0% (2011-2012) gently caress yes 69
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