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Who's the cutiest patootie on the card?
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Luke Rockhold 21 21.00%
Lyoto Machida 31 31.00%
Felice Herrig 2 2.00%
Paige VanZant 31 31.00%
Jim Miller :3: 15 15.00%
Total: 100 votes
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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





If you're an MMA fan then you love watching human disasters get publicly embarrassed, so enjoy this preview for Paul Blart 2

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Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Isn't it illegal to spike your opponent on his head? Or is the counter to that, is that dariush could have released the sub.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Cub Swanson with hair is weird but makes him look slightly less dumb.

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

Street Horrrsing posted:

Isn't it illegal to spike your opponent on his head? Or is the counter to that, is that dariush could have released the sub.

Dariush was in a position to prevent himself from getting spiked so it's allowed I believe

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Street Horrrsing posted:

Isn't it illegal to spike your opponent on his head? Or is the counter to that, is that dariush could have released the sub.

I think youre allowed to slam a guy on his forehead but not slam him vertically like piledriver style

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Street Horrrsing posted:

Isn't it illegal to spike your opponent on his head? Or is the counter to that, is that dariush could have released the sub.

That rule exists to pretty much only ban piledrivers. If someone rolls and you don't let go or if you get spiked from an armbar, that's on you for hanging on.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
I like that they showed a clip of Jacare subbing Camozzi in that Paul Blart thing

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
How were the prelims? Worth tracking down?

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Yeah I think the rule is to prevent straight tombstoning a guy, in that situtaion Dariush could have let go

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

origami posted:

How were the prelims? Worth tracking down?

yes

Villante/Anderson was great

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
Never seen Paige before. Let's see.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Goodbye cruel world

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

PaganGoatPants posted:

Never seen Paige before. Let's see.

I never have either but i assume shes bad and this will be embarassing somehow

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I want someone to get disfigured but then wins.

Paigevanzandt with a rich franklin nose would be funny

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Good to see shaolin getting work

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

vainman posted:

Goodbye cruel world



Good god, which fight was that from?

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Welp here's one hype train about to go off the rails

e: whoops, spoke too soon maybe.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
this is relatively cool so far

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

manyak posted:

this is relatively cool so far

i concur

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Good god, which fight was that from?

I swear he was half out after the fight was over.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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That is some nice, accurate GnP

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
I thought Felice was gonna get the choke for sure there. Glad this fight didn't end there

Nice throw by Van Zant also

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



I really want leopardprint to lose for having leopardprint

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Good god, which fight was that from?

Miller/Dariush

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Good god, which fight was that from?

Miller vs Dariush.

Also god drat Paige already looking like a hyperactive TAM fighter.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Very cool first round.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
That round was a lot of fun and i take back my skepticism which was based on the fact that i assumed people only like her because shes 16 and looks like a Who from the grinch

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Tough round to score. Paige will probably get it because she had control later in the round.

I hope Felice gasses for coming out so aggressive.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Paige rallied nicely to win that

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Goofballs posted:

I really want leopardprint to lose for having leopardprint

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
I dunno who I think took that round. Herrig probably had VanZant in more danger but VanZant did cooler poo poo.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Wasted.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Felice seems really comfortable on her back, Joe.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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Paige Van Zant owns

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This is so great.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
im glad the girl who complained that the other one got a good sponsor is getting aggressively patty caked to a loss

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
How is Herrig's gas usually? VanZant looks fresher in rd 2 so far

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Nice pin

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Fifthace posted:

How is Herrig's gas usually? VanZant looks fresher in rd 2 so far

She talks a big game, but that's about it.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

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