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Apr 17, 2015 22:44
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I knew a guy in high school who was actually trying to run for president in 2016 . He had banners and was in the young republicans club and everything. wore suits to school I wonder hows hes doing now
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Apr 17, 2015 22:44
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*is Caiden Cowger*
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Apr 17, 2015 22:45
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I knew a guy in high school who was actually trying to run for president in 2016 . He had banners and was in the young republicans club and everything. wore suits to school He's Hilary Clontons
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Apr 17, 2015 22:46
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I knew a guy in high school who was actually trying to run for president in 2016 . He had banners and was in the young republicans club and everything. wore suits to school he's probably 100% unironically gay now suits and banners lol
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Apr 17, 2015 22:49
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Apr 17, 2015 22:49
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The best thing about highschool conservatives is watching them get fed in to wood chippers along with their insufferable parents. - a future post from just after the glorious revolution
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Apr 17, 2015 22:51
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oh i wont need loans or grants for college
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Apr 17, 2015 22:51
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I knew a guy in high school who was actually trying to run for president in 2016 . He had banners and was in the young republicans club and everything. wore suits to school He's in Syria
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Apr 17, 2015 22:51
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If you don't have a job it's because you are lazy and don't want to work, so you deserve to starve to death You have to work hard for everything you get That's what my parents taught me Right before they bought me literally everything I want including a car, a college education, awesome health care and a mexican lady who cleans my room CERTAIN CULTURES teach people that you don't have to work PS I will not have a job until I get a paid internship at a company run by a guy my dad plays golf with
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Apr 17, 2015 22:52
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hi, my understanding about how the world works is pretty much the same as a right-leaning 41 year old's.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:53
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hey guys, i wear a suit with an ugly dress hsirt buttoned up way too far, also i have a hideious (bow)tie as appropriate also my face is round and pudgy and i look 8 years younger than i am. i am a young republican!  
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Apr 17, 2015 22:53
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Tujague posted:If you don't have a job it's because you are lazy and don't want to work, so you deserve to starve to death This kid is also gonna talk about how he made his own way because some of the money from his internship went towards his bachelors.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:55
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Xaris posted:hey guys, i wear a suit with an ugly dress hsirt buttoned up way too far, also i have a hideious (bow)tie as appropriate You cant not judge this person on his appearance.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:56
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*lives in abject terror of the kids who ride in the back of the bus*
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Apr 17, 2015 22:57
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"why do people have to pay tax"
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Apr 17, 2015 22:58
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*Hates black people. Has never even seen a black person in real life.*
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Apr 17, 2015 22:59
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*brings coffee and a copy of The Economist to first period every single morning*
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Apr 17, 2015 23:04
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*gets beaten by dad for espousing pro-capitalist views*
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Apr 17, 2015 23:06
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*i'snt gay*
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Morkyz posted:*i'snt gay* *is scretly gay as gently caress but doesn't know it yet until college after they suck their best friends cock whilst drunk*
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*Pro-war, but too much of a pussy to join military* Wasn't there some bowtie wearing conservative 14 year old years ago who was all over fox news? Wrote some book like 'how to win debates with liberals (because they're faggots)' or some nonsense? He turned 18, smoked a weed, had sex and rejected what a dipshit he'd been been all his life up to that point.
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being a 14 year old conservative is the biggest waste of youth its literally throwing away the best time to make mistakes for being a rigid old get of my lawn human being
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sha na na na
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cool tree bro posted:*gets beaten by dad for espousing pro-capitalist views* Good
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*never read marx*
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*is a contrarian, that's the only reason*
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FuriousGeorge posted:hi, my understanding about how the world works is pretty much the same as a right-leaning 41 year old's. This is my favorite one.
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Tujague posted:If you don't have a job it's because you are lazy and don't want to work, so you deserve to starve to death Replace company with research position and you have me. Spooky
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i understand that poverty is strongly linked to crime, i'm just saying that statistically,
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Apr 18, 2015 00:54
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america is a REPUBLIC, it's NOT a democracy
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red19fire posted:*Pro-war, but too much of a pussy to join military* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn "describing his conservative critics as "scorned right-wingers showing all the maturity of a little boy.""
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jeb.
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TEAYCHES posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn oh gently caress, that kid owns lol man how time flies though. seemed like it was yesterday i remember that little poo poo getting popular
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a left leaning 14 year old is basically guaranteed to have nuanced and intelligent opinions of matters both domestic and abroad though
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i wont let obama touch my 9 hours a week at coldstone!!!! a manlet earns his keep from the sweat of his forearms!!!
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