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Ivor Biggun posted:Apes are almost indestructible. It could easily withstand being stabbed at close range. It would certainly survive for long enough to make balloon animals out of your lower intestines. the 'Kali Ma' heart scene from Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom is based on a typical Ape's morning
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Abdul Alhazred posted:We are all comrades and brothers under Allah. Some just do not realize it until their heads come off Right, right. But logistically, I just mean that's kinda a bitch. If you have 10k crazy cutting at a rate of 3 beheadings a day, how long will it take to convert or kill the world? I don't get it. I have a serious question about islam though. Where do, like, the ten commandments fit in with killing infidels? Like thou shalt not kill? Something something glass houses? I dunno man, I just feel like you're making excuses because you want something to do with all your free time. Why doesn't ISILOPQ (or whatever the gently caress you call yourselves) make a water park instead. Maybe some hotdog stands. I'm sure you can make halal dogs.
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killmeimmafailure posted:Right, right. But logistically, I just mean that's kinda a bitch. If you have 10k crazy cutting at a rate of 3 beheadings a day, how long will it take to convert or kill the world? I don't get it. in the bible israelites basically commit canaanite genocide and god straight up tells them to do it and even helps them out. this is RIGHT after they get the commandments.
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Apr 19, 2015 04:59
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God is p much a bloodthirsty monster in the first half of the bible. New testament is like a whitewashing PR hack job.
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:in the bible israelites basically commit canaanite genocide and god straight up tells them to do it and even helps them out. this is RIGHT after they get the commandments. Didn't he demand foreskins too? Like please give me all your dick skins. loving ridiculous
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Abdul Alhazred posted:God is p much a bloodthirsty monster in the first half of the bible. New testament is like a whitewashing PR hack job. except when the laodiceans and other pussies get their twink assholes pumped by a legion of the undead for being underzealous
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Cuckoo posted:No human has even the tiniest chance against the great apes without at least a good weapon. Isn't the average chimp 5x stronger than a human? They're loving jacked He's sitting on his own balls. No human could withstand that kind of punishment. Plus they're the size of mangos.
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fakeaccount posted:He's sitting on his own balls. No human could withstand that kind of punishment. Plus they're the size of mangos.
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killmeimmafailure posted:Right, right. But logistically, I just mean that's kinda a bitch. If you have 10k crazy cutting at a rate of 3 beheadings a day, how long will it take to convert or kill the world? I don't get it. thats actually a popular mistranslation, the actual wording is "thou shalt not commit murder" i.e. unlawful killing. killing goyim is ok and often encouraged
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Apr 19, 2015 05:12
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also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck-baiting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_tossing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_throwing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_pulling historical blood sports were great
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Mange Mite posted:thats actually a popular mistranslation, the actual wording is "thou shalt not commit murder" i.e. unlawful killing. killing goyim is ok and often encouraged Right, right. But like, who's their lawyer then? Cause I'd have a strongly worded memo I'd send him. Like why
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Apr 19, 2015 05:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkpfiJW2Lwo which one of you is this
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Apr 19, 2015 05:20
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if i was going to have to fight an ape i'd just kill myself to avoid the humiliation/rape
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Apr 19, 2015 05:22
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I hosed an ape and gave the world aids
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Apr 19, 2015 05:25
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i would rape an ape
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Apr 19, 2015 15:44
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apes must have a 100% weakness to african poachers then because those guys murder literally dozens of them a day for food
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Mange Mite posted:also: Duck baiting sounds like it would be great. The rest are just sick.
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cool tree bro posted:apes must have a 100% weakness to african poachers then because those guys murder literally dozens of them a day for food
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Apr 19, 2015 15:58
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There is way too much ape hate in this thread IMO.
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Apr 19, 2015 16:15
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chimps are basically orcs that will tear your dick off for fun if they feel like it and should all go extinct
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:
looks like a graptolite from the show dinosaurs, what is it really
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XMNN posted:its called a rifle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
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Apr 19, 2015 16:41
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why dont you strangle a primate about it. i know goons like that poo poo
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extra stout posted:looks like a graptolite from the show dinosaurs, what is it really its a pygmy marmoset
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Apr 19, 2015 16:42
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i think i'd eat a monkey or ape but is it dangerous? isn't that how AIDS and the people version of mad cow disease started? also how does a monkey taste? good i bet
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Apr 19, 2015 16:43
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eating a brain is generally a bad idea. idk why, propably the same reason all the royals are retarded.
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Apr 19, 2015 16:47
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lol even a knife wouldn't do poo poo against a gorilla because you'd be on your rear end and completely disoriented when he body slams you at fifteen miles per hour. Also you'd have to get a lucky stab in anyway because adrenaline works both ways.
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Apr 19, 2015 17:01
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Also most primates go instinctively for the testicles so for the few seconds you'd be alive you'd be in excruciating agony.
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Ddraig posted:Also most primates go instinctively for the testicles so for the few seconds you'd be alive you'd be in excruciating agony. a nanosecond of pleasure though
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Apr 19, 2015 17:06
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I would shoot a monkey with a loving shotgun, I hate them.
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Apr 19, 2015 17:49
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Bonobos are fine. Gorillas mind their own buisness unless you really provoke them. Chimps can die
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Wait gibbons are also okay
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Apr 19, 2015 18:01
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Need more posts on the good things that apes do.
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Need more posts on the good things that apes do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokito_(gorilla) quote:On May 18, 2007, Bokito jumped over the ditch that separated his Rotterdam enclosure from the public and violently attacked a woman, dragging her around for tens of metres and inflicting bone fractures as well as more than a hundred bite wounds. He subsequently entered the nearby restaurant, causing panic among the visitors. During this encounter, three more people were injured as a result of the panic. Bokito was eventually sedated with the help of a tranquilizer gun and placed back in his cage. 
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Apr 19, 2015 19:25
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this wouldnt have happened if she had a gun
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Dr. Zaius did nothing wrong
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Apr 19, 2015 19:31
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a martial artist trained in jeet kune do could easily subdue a gorilla imo
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that guy was offered 10k to watch mike tyson get killed by a gorilla and he declined... thats gotta be a top tier regret
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Yeah but what do they bench?
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