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lol even a knife wouldn't do poo poo against a gorilla because you'd be on your rear end and completely disoriented when he body slams you at fifteen miles per hour. Also you'd have to get a lucky stab in anyway because adrenaline works both ways.
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Ddraig posted:Also most primates go instinctively for the testicles so for the few seconds you'd be alive you'd be in excruciating agony. a nanosecond of pleasure though
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Carol Pizzamom posted:Dude a chimp of your weight would gently caress you up We're lucky we're smart because outside of tools and traps, our only advantage is endurance and that doesn't matter much when everything chasing you is twice as fast for the first mile.
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