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an exceptionally strong human, trained in ape fighting techniques, would have a pretty good chance at taking down an ape in 1 on 1 combat, imo
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 02:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:48 |
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i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 02:44 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yeah that soviet ape army program never took off, stop masturbating to failed russian ideas. im not talking about that, im talking about an american born patriot trained by in ape combat from childhood, selected for a genetic predisposition to kill chimp scum with his bare hands
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 02:47 |
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would a gorilla win most times? probably. but "no man can defeat a gorilla, no matter how well trained" is a statement id disagree with
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:29 |
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travis did nothing wrong
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:31 |
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Gatekeeper posted:do gorillas get bad allergies or head colds like us? that right there could seriously throw a gorilla off its game they probably do but im not a veterinarian tho i mean, seems hosed up to call an ape doctor a veterinarian. maybe theyd just be an ape doctor?? i consider great apes to be persons
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:35 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:these gorillas can be 400 pounds. i think even the strongest punch would not even phase a gorilla, and they could then tear off your limbs. there are plenty of predators smaller than their prey who can take larger animals down through guile and intelligence, like a lion killing a water buffalo
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:42 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:lions have razor sharp teeth and claws. we don't have poo poo, ths we have cunning, agility, and the wisdom of training a child from birth who will become our champion, who will murder a gorilla with their bare hands. training and studying how gorillas think and act, what moves they will make. prediction. bruce lee knowing your opponent and understanding. the best man could beat the average gorilla
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 03:53 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:it wouldn't help ths. ultimately, a man would be unable to hurt a gorilla. they're too big, too tough. if you can't damage it, then how can you hope to defeat it? gorillas have thick skins, thick skulls, but they arent invincible. a hard kick to the middle of the face or throat or balls, or quickly digging at its eyes and dancing away.. you would wear the gorilla down while predicting its next move, always one step ahead with human agility and knowledge of the gorilla mind. the gorilla is an animal, and can be defeated
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 04:04 |
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Abdul Alhazred posted:Much like the noble warriors of ISIS wearing down and destroying the juggernaut that is the United States inshallah
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 04:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:48 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:see ths. look how fast that gorilla is. that one hit could crush a human's skull. they would stand no chance. the trick is to not get hit. always stay one step ahead of the gorilla
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 21:42 |