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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

an exceptionally strong human, trained in ape fighting techniques, would have a pretty good chance at taking down an ape in 1 on 1 combat, imo

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yeah that soviet ape army program never took off, stop masturbating to failed russian ideas.

im not talking about that, im talking about an american born patriot trained by in ape combat from childhood, selected for a genetic predisposition to kill chimp scum with his bare hands

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

would a gorilla win most times? probably. but "no man can defeat a gorilla, no matter how well trained" is a statement id disagree with

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

travis did nothing wrong

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Gatekeeper posted:

do gorillas get bad allergies or head colds like us? that right there could seriously throw a gorilla off its game

they probably do but im not a veterinarian

tho i mean, seems hosed up to call an ape doctor a veterinarian. maybe theyd just be an ape doctor?? i consider great apes to be persons

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

these gorillas can be 400 pounds. i think even the strongest punch would not even phase a gorilla, and they could then tear off your limbs.

there are plenty of predators smaller than their prey who can take larger animals down through guile and intelligence, like a lion killing a water buffalo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

lions have razor sharp teeth and claws. we don't have poo poo, ths

we have cunning, agility, and the wisdom of training a child from birth who will become our champion, who will murder a gorilla with their bare hands. training and studying how gorillas think and act, what moves they will make. prediction. bruce lee knowing your opponent and understanding. the best man could beat the average gorilla

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

it wouldn't help ths. ultimately, a man would be unable to hurt a gorilla. they're too big, too tough. if you can't damage it, then how can you hope to defeat it?

gorillas have thick skins, thick skulls, but they arent invincible. a hard kick to the middle of the face or throat or balls, or quickly digging at its eyes and dancing away.. you would wear the gorilla down while predicting its next move, always one step ahead with human agility and knowledge of the gorilla mind. the gorilla is an animal, and can be defeated

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Abdul Alhazred posted:

Much like the noble warriors of ISIS wearing down and destroying the juggernaut that is the United States

inshallah

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

see ths. look how fast that gorilla is. that one hit could crush a human's skull. they would stand no chance.

the trick is to not get hit. always stay one step ahead of the gorilla

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