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Wat is this? In 1995 Jon van Caneghem developed and released a game called Heroes of Might and Magic: a strategic quest. Set in his already wildly popular Might and Magic universe the turnbased strategy game was a great success. Such a great success even that in 1996 Jon had already finished work on the second installment. Heroes of Might and Magic II: The succession wars. Set 25 years after the original it follows Lord Morglins sons, Roland and Archibald Ironfist as they fight over the throne their dear departed father left behind. I have no idea what happened to their mom, but let's assume that she's dead as well. So what was changed? A lot, the graphics were greatly improved, the battlefield was increased in size, more creatures were added, more artifacts, more heroes and of course 2 completely new factions (Wizards and Necromancers). The racial inherent bonuses were replaced with an actual skill system and the hilariously broken magic system of the first was completely replaced by a more standard spell point system partially dependent on the aforementioned skills. Don't worry, we'll explain it when we get there. The game was also setting up the return of the Might & Magic franchise, that had been dormant for several years since Sword of Xeen. It even had some previews to Might & Magic VI as a secret easter egg in the main menu, showing it in all its 3D glory... well, as glorious as early 3D could be anyway. Likewise, Might & Magic VI would continue right where Heroes II canonically left. Enough talk, let's see if we can still run this thing: System Requirements: 60 MB hard drive space SVGA graphics card Microsoft compatible mouse 8MB RAM Double speed CD-ROM drive Windows 95 or DOS 5.0 or greater IBM 486 66Mhz or greater and 100% compatibles Nope, we cannot. Fortunately Dosbox and Good Old Games have us covered. Actually I won't be playing that version, I'll be playing the version enclosed with the Heroes complete edition. Fellow goon PC Snob however will be playing the GOG version. PC Snob? Who, what, where? PC snob who you may remember from his unfinished (due to circumstances) Supreme Commander LP and from contributing in the discussion of my original Heroes I LP will be joining me. While Heroes1 had only one storyline which was identical for all four lords this game actually has two distinct storylines. One for each brother, with Roland being the good storyline (Knight, Sorceress and Wizard) and Archibald being the evil side (Barbarian, Warlock and Necromancer). PC Snob will be playing the not so good Archibald, while I attempt to take care of the canonical storyline featuring the exploits of Roland. This game has some very fun cinematics, especially the opening and PC Snob has managed to rip everything from the game in excellent quality. If you're nostalgic or have never seen them, I highly recommend watching them. In addition we'll use GIF's where we feel that they will better communicate some of the better parts of this games and we'll link to the excellent music this game has. In fact, when first launched the game's soundtrack was the real bottleneck for PCs of the time, which could handle the graphics fine, but would usually choke at the complex Opera soundtracks, courtesy of the amazing duo of composer Paul Anthony Romero and producer Rob King. They added lower-quality MIDI versions of the soundtrack as well so machines with less potent sound cards had a chance to keep up as well, but it was still a tall order. Why this game? Well, pretty much the same reasons as when I played the first. It's a fun game, it has great and varied mechanics, graphics that still look pretty nice thanks to marvelous spritework and art design as well as a sense of humor that was partially lost starting with Heroes3. It was also the first Heroes game that I or PC_Snob owned, so nostalgia helps. (PC_Snob Comment: Heroes II was actually the game that turned me into a gamer. I had played other games like DOOM, Wolfenstein 3D and stumbled my way through a confusing SimCity before, but it was just silly distractions to me. It was with Heroes II that I started to see games as something that would become a central part of me as a person. It even encouraged me to buy my first game: the original Heroes I. So this will be some great fun to me too.) Didn't this have an expansion? Why yes it did. The Price of Loyalty was an expansion pack released in 1997. Because many unsuccefull attempts have been made at LPing Heroes2 we figured we'd start small and focus on the base game first. If either of us still feels like playing this game after we're done we'll probably do it as well, but for now let's focus on the succession wars first. Index: Update zero: Who am I fighting for! Level 1 Roland Update 1: Level 1 Update 2 Update 3 Update 4: The end of the first level The so called king Archibald General Snob, Mission 1 The Makings of a Great Buffet Part 1 General Snob, Mission 1 The Makings of a Great Buffet Part 2 General Snob, Mission 1, Part 2, A New Challenger Has Appeared General Snob, Mission 1, Part 3, JAFFA, FLEE! Level 2 Level 2 preparations: Of lords and barbarians. The true king Roland Update 5: Level 2: Annexation Update 6: Level 2 finished The other guy General Snob, Mission 2, Part 1, I'm on a Highway to Cracklands General Snob, Mission 2, Part 2, A Proud Austrian Warrior-Race Level 3 Level whatever number comes after 2: preparations Roland, the early finisher Update 7: Level 3: Save the Dwarves! Archibald, the connoisseur General Snob, Mission 3, Part 1, Bewdiful Creatures General Snob, Mission 3, Part 1.2, Bewdiful Creatures General Snob, Mission 3, Part 1.3, Dorfs Abroad General Snob, Mission 3, Part 3, DRAGONS! EVERYWHERE THERE BE DRAGONS! Level 4 Level 4 preparations: General Snobs mission wrap up Roland, savior of Dwarves Update 8: Level 4: Carator Mountains Update 9: Level 4 Update 10: Level 4 end Archibald, Dwarfbane General Snob, Mission 4, Betrayal of the Damned Update before 5 Update before 5 Roland, the non betrayed Update 11, mission 5: Turning point Archibald, General harassment panda General Snob, Mission 5, Part 1, The Office (Harassment Seminar) General Snob, Mission 5, Part 2, Bone is Thicker Than Blood Part 2.2 Roland, Defender of the tiara Update 12, Mission 6: Defender Update 13, Mission 6: End Level 7/8 preparations Darth TNT diary Level 7/8 preparations General Snob prepares for mission 6 Roland: Scenario 7 Update 14, the Guantlet Darth TNT fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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General Snobs compendium (with notes from others): On the origin of Wizards/Mages and people who make tables float: The_PC_Snob posted:I actually have a higher education in linguistics, so I will try to help you. ManxomeBromide posted:I'm also enjoying the magic word talk. I'm not a pro, but I enjoy etymology and languages, and there are a couple I can contribute. The_PC_Snob posted:I can actually see that. Both come from Greek and both seem to be derived from the word "θέα" (théa), or "view, sight". (Not to be confused with θεά (theá), which means Goddess, those accents are important). The_PC_Snob posted:A bit of a linguistic lesson for the monsters of the Barbarians. THE BAR posted:Magic's still called "trolddom" in Danish, literally meaning the "judgment of trolls", as we people from Midgård (Middle Earth) are powerless to stop it. The_PC_Snob posted:Now on to the Cyclopses. On the warlock bewdy beasties The_PC_Snob posted:Continuing my etymology lessons: The_PC_Snob posted:Continuing on our etymology binge: thetruegentleman posted:And another addendum to what PC Snob wrote: it's quite likely that dinosaurs, whales, and other mega fauna were assumed to be dragons based on the discovery of fossils. This theory also helps to account for why dragons look so very different from culture to culture: no group of fossils would ever be the same, leading people to draw different conclusions from each group, depending on what was found (although common features also arose based on how convincing each 'story teller' was, with features always being added on, forgotten, or merged.) The_PC_Snob posted:Yeah. It is believed that the myth of the cyclops was born thanks to the fossils of the cranium of a dwarf elephant that lived in the Greece. The nasal cavity was so large it looked like an eye-socked, and seeing it that way the Cranium almost looks human. The_PC_Snob posted:Onwards towards etymologic research! The rest of the Necromancers’ creature are yet to be thoroughly examined. Darth TNT fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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Update 0 Remember, global warming is like a sword through the world. I know how to get this LP started properly. A warm fire to set the mood. I’ll put on some soft music. And we arrive at the menu screen. I used to love this screen. The music, the colors it feels like coming home. That door to the left of load game features the easter egg mentioned in the OP. Strangely, I never realized that that was an advertisement for another game, eventhough I always loved those screenshots. I was pretty stupid as a kid, I think I’ve grown past that stage. See, I have the expansion as well. We’ll just click the top one for now. Click here or read along. "The troubles all began three years ago, with the passing of the old king, Lord Ironfist." “Wait what?! I’ve only been king for 25 years. “ "The king left two sons" "Roland was good, kindly, and honorable," "While Archibald was not so good." "Traditionally, the choice of the heir falls to the royal seer." Look he’s waving at us! "But he died in a tragic boating accident." “I warned him about the bad weather conditions.” "The skies were clear the whole day! I even went on a picknick with Catherine!" "His successors' luck was no better." "With Frederick falling out of a window" “Such a tragic slip.” "What was he even doing in the laundry tower?" "Robert slain by a dragon," "It was you!" “I’m not a dragon! And besides, getting toasted by dragons is a common occurrence even after the extinction of the great purple.” "I'll concede on that last point." "And Johann dying of food poisoning." “I had the chef executed!” "The chef was on holiday! You gave him that wine!" "Archibald accused Roland of murdering the seers, and issued a proclamation against Roland." “It was Roland all along! Oh brother, how could you. ” "I wasn't even in the castle! Wait, that gives me an idea!" "Fearing for his life, Roland fled the place for his castle in the west." "Come back brother so we can talk this over." "With Roland gone, Archibald was able to influence the new royal seer's decision." “We were just talking.” "The seer chose Archibald, and Archibald crowned himself king the next day." "And so the War for Succession began." Come on PC Snob, just because we’re on opposite sides it gives you no reason to vandalize my painting, you already have the crown. “Choose your lord.” Roland My faithful vassal. I greet your pledge of loyalty with gratitude and relief. As you know, my wicked brother Archibald has seized my father's castle and usurped the throne. Only the lords nearest the castle have been quick to swear allegiance to him, but I fear even distant lords may take the oath in the absence of a viable alternative. I am determined to provide that alternative, even if means making war on vassals formerly loyal to my father. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I must order you to compel the loyalty of the barons nearest my summer palace by force of arms. Since we cannot afford to fail, I have provided you with a sum of gold sufficient to the task. I have also provided you with a magical amulet to help coordinate our war efforts. Wear it always and we will be in constant communication. Darth TNT diary posted:”The followup wars, day one, Darth TNT. Right, so next to the meager sum of money Roland also saw fit to offer us something extra. Or maybe the 2.000 gold is his money and we’re just spending it immediately on bling. Anyway, I’m stricken with decision paralysis, but fortunately I have an army of So Goons, what shall I take along for this level. 2.000 gold, the Thunder mace (Attack +1) or the Gauntlets (Defense +2). Meanwhile in the palace of power. Thank you for choosing to serve me. You will find that I can be a very generous lord to vassals who remain faithful, which is more than I can say for the cowardly lords who refuse to take the oath from me. I am King! Not Roland! No one can stand before me and refuse to serve! Go! I have allocated a sum of gold for the purposes of making an example of the lords closest to my castle. Crush them, and report back to me by means of the magical amulet I have sent you. General Snob journal posted:“First journal entry in the Succession Wars, General Snob. PC_Snob here. With this we officially start the Heroes of Might & Magic II Let's Play! You've got that right, it is YOU who'll choose the bonuses for our missions, loyal readers and viewers! So, what shall it be for this first mission? 2000 extra gold, a Minor Scroll for +2 Knowledge or a Mage's Ring for +2 Spell Power? Please provide your votes and please let us know for who those votes are.
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2000 gold for each, and let's hear it for the true king Archibald!
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This better end with the two of you figuring out some way to play a game against each other, so we can see who is actually the true king. And, of course, screenshot it and each post it as a final update. Edit: Heroes II is my favourite Heroes game, but III isn't far behind. KennyMan666 fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 18, 2015 |
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Ah, Heroes 2. My proper introduction to this series (I had seen a friend play some of the first game and decided to jump in on 2 since it had just come out). I still fondly remember playing this game and its expansion back when I was much younger. I could sit and listen to that menu theme for hours (which I did back then) even today. Also voting for 2000 Gold for both sides. More cash at the start is never a bad idea.
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I'd go with +2000 gold, getting off to a fast start is of pretty big importance.
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+2000 gold for Roland's side, trust me, you will need the funds to start with. It can help a lot. I know, I replayed this game when you were doing the first one. As for Archibald, the minor scroll will serve you well.
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KennyMan666 posted:This better end with the two of you figuring out some way to play a game against each other, so we can see who is actually the true king. Screw that, you both install Fraps and Skyperecorder (or whatever) and stream it Test the devotion of your LP audience. Also I vote for take the money for both of you since I never do
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By the title I assume we're going full Necromancer whenever possible?
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Gonna vote for the Gold for Everybody, because I know you'll both use it wisely... On Skeletons and Peasants respectively.
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The Gauntlets for Roland, as defence is the better of the two might stats, and the Scroll for our true king Archibald, who need not bother with conserving mana for his righteous conquests.
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THE BAR posted:The Gauntlets for Roland, as defence is the better of the two might stats, and the Scroll for our true king Archibald, who need not bother with conserving mana for his righteous conquests. This is the way to go. Gauntlets & Scroll.
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Gold for Roland, as the artifacts won't be around long enough to make a difference on the first map. Archy should take the Scroll though, which should help him make things interesting right off the bat if he starts with a mage hero; who wants to see a mage beat things to death with a stick?
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Seyser Koze posted:By the title I assume we're going full Necromancer whenever possible? No, it means Roland gives them plenty of milk like any rightful ruler. Speaking of Roland PC Snob and I had a discussion...does Roland, the true king, have a terrible lisp? Or is that just Archibald's attempt at making him look inept?
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well considering how Roland sounds in his briefings...no?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 07:56 |
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Go for the gold and long live the true king! Whoever that might be.
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Ithle01 posted:Go for the gold and long live the true king! The guy on the throne wearing a crown, duh. Also, did you hear Archibald's briefing? Why would he lie?
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Darth TNT posted:No, it means Roland gives them plenty of milk like any rightful ruler. Pay no attention to the Roland vids, that guy's a punk bitch who never did anything useful. As far as I can tell he got some people to win a war for him and then just wandered off and got kidnapped by aliens in a completely fantasy based setting, in fact I think he did it more than once, or at least two guys named Roland were kidnapped. Either way, its not an ideal curriculum vitae.
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So much amazing music in this game. I hope you play all the background music by the end.THE BAR posted:The Gauntlets for Roland, as defence is the better of the two might stats Curious, why do you think this? Because it scales better? For me like 90% of the time it's about your offensive damage wiping troops before they get into attack range. I usually max attack whenever possible. Using 1 troop blockers is way too tryhard for me but that strategy also synergizes better with high attack low defense. (future quest spoiler) I seem to recall last Roland campaign is actually the most challenging if you go for the ultimate artifact and don't start with a stupid large army for claiming castles in week 1. But Archibald gets the Rebellion campaign map where the entire point is to raise literally a million skeletons so.....
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[b]2000 Gold[b] , to be spent on peasants and skeletons! [spoiler] Dragon Skeletons also count. [spoiler] This raises a question though: assuming the final update is indeed Darth TNT vs PC Snob, should they be allowed different towns, or should they keep in theme with peasants and as such Castle vs ? Because balance isn't exactly a thing in this installment, Castle is eitheir the worst town or second-worst depending on who you ask, while Necromancers are one of, if not the, best faction.
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TheresNoThyme posted:Curious, why do you think this? Because it scales better? For me like 90% of the time it's about your offensive damage wiping troops before they get into attack range. I usually max attack whenever possible. Using 1 troop blockers is way too tryhard for me but that strategy also synergizes better with high attack low defense. Exactly. It scales better, which is further exacerbated with low tier units, which I find crucial during the early game. You'll outmaneuver the AI in all skirmishes anyway, so it's all about minimizing casualties when it actually gets a coordinated hit in. What I mean is that you'll normally have your low tier troops in 1-2 stacks, whereas wandering armies will have them spread out across the battlefield, which means that your 1-2 stacks will hit for so much harder by virtue of being massed, killing their lower quantity stacks outright. It's the retaliations during the round after you get within melee range that defence helps minimizing.
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Aces High posted:well considering how Roland sounds in his briefings...no? I distinctly hears some lisp from Roland in certain words. For instance I'm sure I hear him say "fasser's cassel" in his first video and I had trouble understanding him when I was learning English, while Archibald was much clearer. But maybe it is just me. TNT went behind my back and started the LP already without even telling me! Well, I know I was AWOL for the last two days or so, but even so that's no excuse. Nah, just kidding but a head's up would have been nice. Here I was working on some GIFs for him when I open my browser, notices the Heroes I LP is finished and the Heroes II LP started. Kudos to him though, he took some of my advice for the first update AND improved on them. And seems like the gold is on the lead for now. Let's see where the week takes us. Seyser Koze posted:By the title I assume we're going full Necromancer whenever possible? Nah, it is mostly a reference to the most (in?)famous mission on Archibald's side. Like we said, you goons are the one's who are going to pick our mission boons, and several of those boons is just choosing which is going to be your initial castle. I don't mind being assigned the Necromancers in all of them, but I'd rather have some variety (and I fully expect you goons to pick the worst castle for those missions, as such is the cycle of life). The_PC_Snob fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 19, 2015 |
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FrenchBen posted:This raises a question though: assuming the final update is indeed Darth TNT vs PC Snob, should they be allowed different towns, or should they keep in theme with peasants and as such Castle vs ? Because balance isn't exactly a thing in this installment, Castle is eitheir the worst town or second-worst depending on who you ask, while Necromancers are one of, if not the, best faction. Well if they go by canon then it will be Wizard vs. Warlock, which will be a little more fair (not by much because of the whole "Immune to Magic" thing Dragons have going on) but if it were Knight vs. Necromancer then it would be a glorious bloodbath also you might want to close you tags there, bud
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The_PC_Snob posted:I distinctly hears some lisp from Roland in certain words. For instance I'm sure I hear him say "fasser's cassel" in his first video and I had trouble understanding him when I was learning English, while Archibald was much clearer. But maybe it is just me. Backstabbing, a fine Ironfist tradition. I did mention wanting to start early and you can go behind my back this entire week. And I figured with how fast you were responding you'd notice immediately when I posted it. I won't do it again on Archibalds honour! His highness does have a slight sliss if you listen closely to certain words. But it's really not much, maybe your soundblaster was dying when you first played?
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Darth TNT posted:Backstabbing, a fine Ironfist tradition. Yesterday I was completely AWOL so I didn't have the chance to check the forums, but I was keeping up with the mail. I just expected you to at least send me something along the lines "the LP has started! Here is the link" As for the lisp, I guarantee you, Roland is much harder to understand when you're not acquainted with English yet. When I'd later came back to this game and heard him again I thought to myself "Ah! So that's what he was on about. What's wrong with his voice anyway?" It would only be even later that I'd figure it was a lisp. Lisps sound very different in my language.
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The only word I didn't know he was saying when I was a kid was "vassal" and it kinda came out as "vaffal" or "faffal" when I was a kid but don't take my word for it, I was never very good at understanding words as a kid. Everyone remembers Youtube CC v1? Yeah that was basically me as a child for pretty much anyone who talked fast or with even a smidgeon of an accent. Don't even get me loving started on song lyrics
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Heroes 2 is my absolute favorite of the series, I'm amazed it didn't take longer to create. The music was awesome, the VA work was pretty great (even if only 2-3 people ever spoke in the entire game) and it just has this great mood for both campaigns. I even enjoyed myself playing the evil side, if only for that one particular mission I won't spoil Great game, never beat it legit though
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I think one of my favourite things about Heroes 2 is the midi tracks. As we'll see (and hear) some of the faction tracks are pretty extensive so I guess when making the midi tracks, for that people didn't have a good enough sound card to hear the full instrumental tracks, they just kinda went "eh, gently caress it that's too much work". Even better is that if you stay on one screen for too long or if you play for too long the midi tracks kind of gently caress up and you go from hearing this kind of eerie piece (or happy, depending on the landscape) and then you switch to a different hero and the track all of a sudden it slows down and it sounds like a dying record player
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Aces High posted:Even better is that if you stay on one screen for too long or if you play for too long the midi tracks kind of gently caress up and you go from hearing this kind of eerie piece (or happy, depending on the landscape) and then you switch to a different hero and the track all of a sudden it slows down and it sounds like a dying record player This was an immense improvement in Heroes 3, in which the game remembers where each music track had gotten to. THE BAR fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Hey, if anyone could help me out I'm having a problem that is driving me mad. I'm trying to use GIF Movie Gear to make some nice GIFs for you goons, but for whatever reason whenever I try to load a small video into it it just runs out of memory. I could just use sequential screencaps, but it is proving a lot of work since missing frames are a big deal when the animation is so precise. Working with a video had given me a good result but only one of several attempts actually went through, the rest all runs out of memory. And I mean really small video samples. Something like 260 Kb of AVI video and it already gives up. It really shouldn't. And I tried with every other program closed. Anyone can give me any tips? Google only led me to a dead Russian site, because of course it did.
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The_PC_Snob posted:Hey, if anyone could help me out I'm having a problem that is driving me mad. Why not use gooncam instead? It seems to be more commonly used for LPs and most people don't seem to have any problems with it.
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I use GifCam. It's simple to use. I made a few gifs in my LPs and the DF Arena thread. http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/ Do a ctrl+F on the site for "Support GIFCAM" because the stupid Download link is hidden in a really really really stupid place. Also: Post a link in the old thread to this one.
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Spermy Smurf posted:
I had posted a link... unless you mean in the LP itself, that's Darth's area. I'll see if I can get something done with these programs. Thanks.
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Apparently I never finished the LP. Whoops, my mistake.
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Just to be clear, we called the winner. Snobbie and I will be taking our money and put it in the bank like proper gentlemen and gentleskeletons.
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Darth TNT posted:Just to be clear, we called the winner. Snobbie and I will be taking our money and put it in the bank like proper gentlemen and gentleskeletons. Don't tell me what to do I'll do what I please with that gold.
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The_PC_Snob posted:Don't tell me what to do I'll do what I please with that gold. So skeleton hookrs?
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The_PC_Snob posted:Don't tell me what to do I'll do what I please with that gold. Obey your true King! bunnyofdoom posted:So skeleton hookrs? Don't forget to check out the pelvis to ensure that you're dealing with your preferred gender.
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Darth TNT posted:Don't forget to check out the pelvis to ensure that you're dealing with your preferred gender. Come on! I am not THAT well endowed!
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