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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I think it might be rooh afza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooh_Afza

which I have, as of late, been drinking a poo poo ton of. it's seriously pine and rose flavor and kind of cloyingly sweet. p sure I'm the only person I know who can stomach it.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


caramel macciatto

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

hipster

*audience laughs*

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Pickle Juice out of a Mason Jar.

Duh.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


The most hipster drink is some lovely whiskey that costs a lot and when you say it tastes lovely they say it's because you dont have a sophisticated enough palatte

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Their own piss.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
umm probably hand sanitizer stolen from a cvs bathroom, out of an old boot.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
A plum floating in perfume in a man's hat.

:colbert:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
huh sounds interesting, what flavors are contained within the perfume?

e: and what kind of hat?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
what's the overlap between hipsters and retarded bronies 'cause the "speed demon" would totally be a quadfecta of gross, overpriced, wasteful and pony inspired

http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/articles/190219-7-my-little-pony-cocktails

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

In my day (the 90's) we didn't call them hipsters we just called them loving bitches and beat them the gently caress up. So I guess they'd drink pee.

Orange Sunshine
May 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The most hipster drink? It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it. You can only get it in a few locations. Don't bother looking for it, just go back to your lite beer and your coca cola, that's what they want you to drink.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



The correct answer is Pabst Blue Ribbon

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Urine. You're getting all the vitamins back.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ralph Hurley posted:

The correct answer is Pabst Blue Ribbon

It was, but then it wasn't for a while, then Russians bought it so it is again.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
You probably haven't heard of it, op. :andthenipostthatsmiley:

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
*walks into thread like kramer*

"caramel macciatto" :v:

*audience groans*

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
green tea?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
fernet branca is probably up there, or malört if you're in Chicago

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the rat poo coffee

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
well im no hipster so it cant be hot, delicious semen

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
beer that gets served in those 8oz glasses :mad:

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

Matey posted:

hipster

*audience laughs*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The classic drinks have now become hipster drinks, because they can drink them ironically and go "Look at me, I'm drinking an Old Fashioned, just like the patriarchy used to! How droll!". They can then relax and further ponder how to make their facial hair even more ironically ridiculous.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The classic drinks have now become hipster drinks, because they can drink them ironically and go "Look at me, I'm drinking an Old Fashioned, just like the patriarchy used to! How droll!". They can then relax and further ponder how to make their facial hair even more ironically ridiculous.

it's a good thing I like a classic drink that hasn't caught on, the negroni. just me and old Italian ladies

oh god it's me I'm the hipster aren't i

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
when will the word hipster go away? i feel like its trying to encompass too many stereotypes or actions or subcultures or whatever nowadays

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
A Manhatten

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
cum

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

RaceBannon posted:

when will the word hipster go away? i feel like its trying to encompass too many stereotypes or actions or subcultures or whatever nowadays
its been around since the 50s at least so im guessing not soon

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

XMNN posted:

its been around since the 50s at least so im guessing not soon

yeah, but now it's just out of control.

people use it to describe any 20-30 year old white person with a college education who lives in a city of any size.

the label has become so broad and imprecise that it's lost all meaning.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
that tea at WHole Foods with the giant disgusting alien fungus in it.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Pickle Juice out of a Mason Jar.

Duh.

Was expecting a bunch of joke answers but actually this is correct.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
I would have said Chia tea

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

If anything is caramel macchiato (or any coffee with syrup) not a basic bitch drink?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
It's not caramel macchiato.

It's Bulletproof Coffee.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Sour beer. Ugh.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

City of Tampa posted:

that tea at WHole Foods with the giant disgusting alien fungus in it.

Kombucha, right?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Blood from the their head/face after I have glassed them with an empty bud light I just chugged.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







jameson with a pickle back

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Jones Soda

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