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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

*commits suicide*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:59

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:20

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

hai!

# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:59

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

the zaibatsu takes good care of me.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:00

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

Luckily I have a pillow waifu who puts me to sleep every night.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I love Dragon Warrior because my life is so vacuous even the most boring and grindy of JRPGs are a wild fantasy worth prioritizing over my wife and children

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:04

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

i work on average fewer hours and have more vacation days than american workers, and they don't have a word in their language for dying from overworking whats up with that

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:04

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

*sleeps at work, gets commended*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:05

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Glasgow Kiss posted:

*commits suicide*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:06

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

*falls asleep shithammered on a sidewalk, wakes up with all possessions intact, immediately goes back to work*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:07

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

*commits suicide*

same

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:08

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

retirement is for the weak

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:10

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:11

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

drinksu beeu.... bows to my bossu. I'm dead inside.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:12

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Say Nothing posted:

hrmm. interestingu development at orifice

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:12

Corky Romanovsky: Oct 1, 2006; Soiled Meat

Got promoted to "manager", disqualified from overtime pay. Christ, half the employees are managers.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:13

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

*fails, so must wear ribbons of shame*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:13

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

*has actual job security*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:14

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Pivotal Lever posted:

*falls asleep shithammered on a sidewalk, wakes up with all possessions intact, immediately goes back to work*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:14

Corky Romanovsky: Oct 1, 2006; Soiled Meat

Boss insists on joining my section's dinner party. Everyone is walking on eggshells.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:17

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Glasgow Kiss posted:

I'm the one sock he left on

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:18

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

casual beep posted:

hrmm. interestingu development at orifice

*train not crowded enough for groping*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:19

Corky Romanovsky: Oct 1, 2006; Soiled Meat

Throwdini posted:

*has actual job security*

Section Chief is disappointed in my performance, moves my office to the other side of the city. Commute now takes 3 hours one way.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:20

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

*spends more hours at work than their new child is awake during the day, a year in she catches sight of him and shrieks in surprise*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:45

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

*gets locked away in punishment room doing busybody work due to low sale quota, dishonor family each and every day*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:58

Chonchon: Dec 16, 2013

*is brutally beaten and pinched with red hot pokers by a dominatrix in a tokyo backalley*

*goes to work feeling refreshed and rejuvenated*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:04

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:08

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:09

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

*gets shoved into a packed subway car*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:14

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Horniest Manticore posted:

*gets shoved into a packed subway car*

ooh they used the padded stick this time

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:15

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

*weighs 120 lb, has Andre the Giant's alcohol tolerance*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:17

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:18

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

*train not crowded enough for groping*

wager that those are all guys

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:19

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Konichiwa! Watashi Nippon Subway Restaurant Franchise Shacho! Nandai Des 5 Dollar Footlongu ?

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:20

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

Glasgow Kiss posted:

lmfao

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:21

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

*chain smokes and laughs at boss mans every joke during nightly sake binge*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:22

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

porkchop_express posted:

wager that those are all guys

They'll be the ones doing the groping then.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:25

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Glasgow Kiss posted:

*commits suicide*

*eats european student, writes books about it*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:25

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Rambling Robot posted:

*eats european student, writes books about it*

*becomes celebrity as a result*

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:28

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

me and my coworkers sexually harass the waitress while the rest of the restaurant looks on in silence

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:20

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Gaunab posted:

me and my coworkers sexually harass the waitress while the rest of the restaurant looks on in silence

+ 1

# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:33

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