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My school elected the ugliest and least popular girl and boy as the prom king and queen as a sort of perverse, cruel joke. I was the boy. Thankfully, I didn't bother to go to prom, but it was humiliating enough to have everyone laughing about it the following Monday.
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Apr 20, 2015 20:39
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the liberian girl i flirted with in my math class told me she's anti-miscegenation
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Apr 20, 2015 20:45
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skipped class to high in a bog, fell in
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Apr 20, 2015 20:47
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extra stout posted:In 10th grade I had an erection in gym class, it was the dodgeball week which was normally my favorite. I saw this tall blonde broad who looked like a woman in a sea of kids, really stood out. A few jumps and tosses later and I couldn't help it, 10th grader boner. It was even more humiliating, as my cock was already so big that I had to flip it up under the waistband of my gym shorts. Bad idea. Still too big, now I have a lance coming out of my shirt. The teacher notices first and says YOU GONNA SPEAR A GAZELLE WITH THAT THING, TEDDY? Humiliated I yelled "It's just a dick stop pointing it out", but it was too late. The other kids called me Teddy Bigcock for at least a year, a title I'm glad has finally been forgotten and lived down. I'm so sorry 
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Apr 20, 2015 21:16
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Didn't realize my boxer shorts from the day before were wadded up in my pants leg when I got dressed one morning, and they quietly got shuffled onto the floor by gravity during homeroom. My initials were sharpied onto the all the tags  Somebody found them after I had obliviously crossed to the other side of the room, and was all, "HA! WHOSE BOXERS ARE THESE?" I spent the morning quietly in a corner, praying that nobody would realize I was the only person in the room with a first name starting with "w". Surprisingly, I didn't get confronted about my rogue underwear by anybody.
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Apr 20, 2015 21:21
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I was a tiny asian girl in an all black high school
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Apr 20, 2015 21:26
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one time I wanted to prove I could kick above my friend's head, and completely ripped my pants open. without saying a word I walked off to the locker room and changed into my gym clothes for the rest of the day
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Apr 20, 2015 21:42
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klapman posted:one time I wanted to prove I could kick above my friend's head, and completely ripped my pants open. without saying a word I walked off to the locker room and changed into my gym clothes for the rest of the day same except I kicked my friend square in the face and kept my pants intact
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Apr 20, 2015 21:56
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I was every other student's consciousness reincarnated at different points in my own timeline, experiencing myself subjectively from every possible viewpoint. Infinity boner
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Apr 20, 2015 21:57
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Kesper North posted:My school elected the ugliest and least popular girl and boy as the prom king and queen as a sort of perverse, cruel joke. this is cruel.pix please!
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Apr 20, 2015 21:58
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Fishy Joe posted:I was a tiny asian girl in an all black high school i saw this porno
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Apr 20, 2015 22:08
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I got caught getting a blowjob from an ugly awkward girl. I got in a Lotta trouble there! I guess she was part tard....
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Apr 20, 2015 22:08
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HD DAD posted:I was every other student's consciousness reincarnated at different points in my own timeline, experiencing myself subjectively from every possible viewpoint. Infinity boner i'd like to know if this is possible post high school, it sounds interesting to say the least! some tips on experiencing others perception of myself in normal everyday situations would be appreciated, thanks.
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Apr 20, 2015 22:10
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MegaJoe89 posted:I got caught getting a blowjob from an ugly awkward girl. so were you. you should at least have done it outside of the classroom.
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Apr 20, 2015 22:15
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I got a frozen hotdog stuck in my vagina
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Apr 20, 2015 22:42
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- Had a super-embarassing medium-distance 'relationship' with a pretty girl that never went anywhere. Then she dumped me and later went out with my best friend. Later still I heard she was a big slut that slept with everyone while still going out with my friend. So I discovered in high school that I'm the kind of person who can have a potential nympho as a girlfriend and still not manage to get a proper kiss out of it. That was good for the self-esteem and every moment of it is cringe-inducing when I think back to it. - While heading out of the gym after P.E., jumped up to grab the top of the doorframe to do a pull-up. While doing so, another kid pulled my gym shorts down to my ankles. That was embarrassing. - Was a phenomenal nerd without any semblance of fashion sense, as became evident on every non-uniform day.
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Apr 20, 2015 23:30
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Kesper North posted:My school elected the ugliest and least popular girl and boy as the prom king and queen as a sort of perverse, cruel joke. see, why is everyone making a big deal about cyber-bulling? kids have always been doing cruel things to gently caress up others on a deep, psychological level.
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Apr 20, 2015 23:38
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I got rejected for a bootycall, and she told loving everyone. People called me bootycall for the rest of the year. Eventually I came to own it. I got a shirt made that said 'bootycall' and had a picture of me winking and doing gun hands on it
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Apr 20, 2015 23:39
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not going on a shooting spree
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Apr 20, 2015 23:40
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Luvcow posted:I got a frozen hotdog stuck in my vagina Please please please please say it was in Home Ec...
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Apr 20, 2015 23:48
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Some rear end in a top hat pulled down my pants and boxers in the middle of the hall. A bunch of people saw it and girls laughed about my less than impressive penis and I was mocked for weeks ...
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Apr 20, 2015 23:59
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ArnieD posted:Some rear end in a top hat pulled down my pants and boxers in the middle of the hall. A bunch of people saw it and girls laughed about my less than impressive penis and I was mocked for weeks this except everyone gasped when they saw the size and i was king for the rest of high school
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Apr 21, 2015 00:04
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TEAYCHES posted:this except everyone gasped when they saw the size and i was king for the rest of high school Big Dick Donald, king of westchester high? Is that you? It's been years!
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Apr 21, 2015 00:07
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diabeetz posted:see, why is everyone making a big deal about cyber-bulling? kids have always been doing cruel things to gently caress up others on a deep, psychological level. Happily my most embarrassing story from college involves having actual sex! #ItGetsBetter
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Apr 21, 2015 02:24
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Kesper North posted:My school elected the ugliest and least popular girl and boy as the prom king and queen as a sort of perverse, cruel joke. that's actually pretty mean, condolences. how did the girl handle it?
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Apr 21, 2015 02:30
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my girlfriend had to get an abortion and her ex boyfriend found out and told everyone
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Apr 21, 2015 02:39
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haha just kidding it was my ex and I was that ex boyfriend lol
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Apr 21, 2015 02:40
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ur weak rear end sperm couldnt even impregnante a bitch adn a real man had to do it. for shaem son
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Apr 21, 2015 02:41
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Xaris posted:ur weak rear end sperm couldnt even impregnante a bitch adn a real man had to do it. for shaem son i got snipped at 14 because my mom didn't want me impregernating all the fine rear end neighborhood slam pieces
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Apr 21, 2015 02:46
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drat bro thats some child abuse poo poo right there. lets go gently caress your mother, like beat her up and poo poo like that
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Apr 21, 2015 02:48
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Xaris posted:drat bro thats some child abuse poo poo right there. lets go gently caress your mother, like beat her up and poo poo like that life and the sheriff's office alredy did
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Apr 21, 2015 02:49
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my girlfriend peed on my hand while I was fingering her in the car after a show choir competition
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Apr 21, 2015 02:51
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Splatmaster posted:Please please please please say it was in Home Ec... It was in home ec. I was so horrified I ran outside and right into a flag pole and the frozen hotdog got stuck on the pole.
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Apr 21, 2015 02:53
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spacemang_spliff posted:i got snipped at 14 because my mom didn't want me impregernating all the fine rear end neighborhood slam pieces I too have an unmentionable love for pogs
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Apr 21, 2015 02:55
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Fishy Joe posted:I was a tiny asian girl in an all black high school I think ive seen that porno
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Apr 21, 2015 02:58
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I fell up the stairs a few times walking during class changes or the senior who would repeatedly and deliberately try to grab my rear end during lunch when I was a freshman
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Apr 21, 2015 03:13
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RaySmuckles posted:I too have an unmentionable love for pogs Remember Alf?
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Apr 21, 2015 04:52
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i drank 24 shots of cheap vodka and puked in my friends yard. the grass hasnt grown back in that spot in a decade.
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Apr 21, 2015 05:09
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Necros posted:i drank 24 shots of cheap vodka and puked in my friends yard. the grass hasnt grown back in that spot in a decade. that was your diseased soul, not the vodka
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Apr 21, 2015 05:18
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My grandfather came into my us history class to talk about his experiences in the Korean War and at the end after he was done scaring everyone, he summarized by explaining that he had met his wife at this very school, his son had met his wife at this very school, and now his grandson is in this school, and we don't know but perhaps he's already met his wife! My girlfriend of 6 months was in the class.
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Apr 21, 2015 05:25
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