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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
doesn't matter if its a fedora, trilby, baseball cap, yarmulke, whatever. if you wear a hat, you loving suck real bad.

oh i'm sorry, you wear a hat and think you are cool? haha no, you blow real loving hahrd actually. everyone tyhinks you're a baldass or youve got stupid hair, and you probably do because seriously why else would you wear one? maybe you have sensitive skin? lol grow a pair of real balls, you're embarassing yourself and the rest of humanity you absolute child

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i only wear a hat when i'm hiking because sunburns suck rear end

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
lmao get outta this loving thread right noiw

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sometimes I gotta run out real quick and I don't have time to make my hair look luscious OP

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

whatis posted:

lmao get outta this loving thread right noiw

ok bye

esn2500
Mar 2, 2015

Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit
:stonkhat:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
All hats make my ears look circus big so I stick to beanies that cover up my ears

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
Free Hat!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Someone already subverted your rules, op.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Hats sure are a thing.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Counterpoint, OP: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaked_cap

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


those nazis really knew how to dress

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
What about helmets OP? What if you have to wear one?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mr. Pumroy posted:

those nazis really knew how to dress

I couldn't find any really good Nazi pictures w/ hats. :/

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Another glorious "x thing is for babies" thread from the comedy gold of gbs.

Please regal us with insults of faggotry goon sir

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

this image makes me angry

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I have a giant forehead and live in a title town. I wear ball caps so kids don't throw rocks at me.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Wow, this guy is a REAL poo poo oval office fag right op lol?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Please op, tell us more about how queer and gay we are for shoes or buttons or something

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
You are a LITERAL baby if you dont use velcro to hold up your clothing lol!

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

1, 2, 3 and to the 4, count gonna smoke you out till you hit the floor.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
hats only look good on a guy if you're older than like 70. like, a 75 year old in even a baseball cap looks cool

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Curtis Lemay wore it better

cool tree bro fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Apr 20, 2015

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

hats only look good on a guy if you're older than like 70. like, a 75 year old in even a baseball cap looks cool

This is a PRO INTERNET CRED opinion right here. No trendsetting for you shitstain amirite

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

cool tree bro posted:

Curtis Lemay wore it better

yeah but his Wikipedia page only has pictures of him w/o a hat.

Same with Admiral Nimitz, the second best Flag officer in history after Patton. He would have been my first choice.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Hello, I am a professional baseball player. I wear a hat to signify which team I am on. It is part of my uniform.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Applewhite posted:

yeah but his Wikipedia page only has pictures of him w/o a hat.

Same with Admiral Nimitz, the second best Flag officer in history after Patton. He would have been my first choice.

I think you meant "second best fag officer" right?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

cool tree bro posted:

Curtis Lemay wore it better



bitch stole his look

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Applewhite posted:

yeah but his Wikipedia page only has pictures of him w/o a hat.

Same with Admiral Nimitz, the second best Flag officer in history after Patton. He would have been my first choice.

I edited my post with a hat picture for you friend.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

BigBoss posted:

Hello, I am a professional baseball player. I wear a hat to signify which team I am on. It is part of my uniform.

All team sports are baseball teams by this logic.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

cool tree bro posted:

I edited my post with a hat picture for you friend.

He does look cool.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
i have a baseball cap for when i go to the markets (in australia). Helps against the ridiculous sunburn I'd otherwise get. All hats welcome here

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Applewhite posted:

He does look cool.

He's famous for goldmine quotes such as:

"There are no innocent civilians."

and

"You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting."

He also reformed strategic air command and got our missile and bomb programs into shape so that we could blow up russia/the world.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Ghost Head posted:

i have a baseball cap for when i go to the markets (in australia). Helps against the ridiculous sunburn I'd otherwise get. All hats welcome here

Thats a pro hat avatare right there. You better wear that poo poo to the market bro

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

parody thread ideas, for all of you looking to get some mileage from this thing:

all cats are stupid
all bats are stupid
all fats are stupid
all rats are stupid
all matts are stupid

sorry matts :gonk:

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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I wear a hat because I don't like a sunburned top of my head OP.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

parody thread ideas, for all of you looking to get some mileage from this thing:

all matts are stupid

sorry matts :gonk:

I don't think I'm stupid, just misguided and wasting my potential.

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