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bwatts

after extensive beta testing and critical acclaim, im opening up the abilityto write probation reasons to everyone:D. post probation reasons and i'll use them when i probate people. this is a chance to get your jokes to a really wide audience!!! and it means i dont have to think about anything. i'll probably pick them at random unless i think its incredibly bad.. then there'll be punishments. but really, just have a bit of fun with it!

cheers

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morning wood
are probation .gif entry's acceptable?

treasure bear

"probably has all sorts of bad opinions and i dont want to find out what they are"

bwatts

morning wood posted:

are probation .gif entry's acceptable?

im less likely to use them, but if theyre not really big then sure

shabbat goy



probation haiku
because your posting is bad
-vice.com op-ed

morning wood


i saw this in someones rap sheet a few weeks ago. cant remember who it was

e: drilldo

morning wood fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 21, 2015

FluffieDuckie

"I don't have to blindly obey a position of authority as tenuous as a temp internet mod, especially in a place with as poor a track record as byob."


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

tao of lmao


right click > save as

landy.


Afro Doug

do you ever stop and think about all these people you're hurting with your probations? i bbet you haven't. i talked to my psychiatrist about this and she says youre porbably a sociopath. get help, you sick freak.

Just Burgs

Cool. Refreshing. Thirst-quenching. Need a drink? Try Pepsi Max!


#alfred...
:nitecrew: Questions, Comments, Suggestions? email GBSNiteCrew@gmail.com. :nitecrew:
Put this in your sig if you stand with Diggity Dog

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER


thanks Manifisto!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER


thanks Manifisto!

Bwee
^ not this

tao of lmao

doesn't know what peeg

tao of lmao

tao of lmao

joke_explainer


Just Burgs


#alfred...
:nitecrew: Questions, Comments, Suggestions? email GBSNiteCrew@gmail.com. :nitecrew:
Put this in your sig if you stand with Diggity Dog

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Salmiakki


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KR2ove20a0

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
might be too elaborate but cmon use it

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

bog pixie

the byob reggae, line by line in probations backwards so it shows up right

i am he

bog pixie posted:

the byob reggae, line by line in probations backwards so it shows up right

Bwee

Bwee
why can't you emptyquote emptyquotes. mods?

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

you can put the quote in manually don't be lazy

Cyber Dog

great ways to "probate" ppl IRL:

*doubt it, partner
*im not interested
*dont give me that song and dance
*i dont give a What

feel free to use any of these

ulvir

"A wise man once said that forgiveness is divine, but never let a terrible opinion go unpunished."

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
"This post was so good it embarassed me. I can't stand embarassment, shame or any other strong emotion so I'm probating you rather than dealing with my own issues."

"Pet island is leaking."

"There was a time when we could've been friends, but you just did the forums equivalent of making GBS threads your pants in your father-in-law's car."

""

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Cyber Dog

*"talk to the hand"

Dr Cheeto
Better call NASA, cause you're getting probed

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
-Not so forums now are you. lol.

-Anchorman 2: The Legend of your posting.

-Left for bread.

-Brobated by Bwatts, a Bwee Broduction

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Twice-baked potatoes

Ingredients

8 baking potatoes, washed
3 tablespoons canola oil
2 sticks salted butter
1 cup bacon bits ( fry your own!)
1 cup sour cream
1 cup Cheddar or Jack cheese (or a mix of both), plus more for topping
1/2 cup whole milk
2 teaspoons seasoned salt
3 green onions, sliced
Freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

Place the potatoes on a baking sheet. Rub them with the canola oil and bake for 1 hour, making sure they're sufficiently cooked through.

Slice the butter into pats. Place in a large mixing bowl and add the bacon bits and sour cream. Remove the potatoes from the oven. Lower the heat to 350 degrees F.

With a sharp knife, cut each potato in half lengthwise. Scrape out the insides into the mixing bowl, being careful not to tear the shell. Leave a small rim of potato intact for support. Lay the hollowed out potato shells on a baking sheet.

Smash the potatoes into the butter, bacon and sour cream. Add the cheese, milk, seasoned salt, green onions and black pepper to taste and mix together well. (IMPORTANT: If you plan to freeze the twice-baked potatoes, do NOT add the green onions.)

Fill the potato shells with the filling. I like to fill the shells so they look abundant and heaping. Top each potato with a little more grated cheese and pop 'em in the oven until the potato is warmed through, 15 to 20 minutes.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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