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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
The fact that I have to shell out over $1000 and wait well over a year (and expose her to interviewers who will treat her like a criminal) to marry my Mexican Girlfriend is key evidence of this.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
suck my fuckin balls, bitch

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
my mexican girlfriend~

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
It's not the government's fault you can't find a woman already in the country.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

dad gay. so what posted:

suck my fuckin balls, bitch

:slick:

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
ever consder your gf mght actually just be 44 klos of brckweed wth a pussy?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I am indifferent to your troubles.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
she deserves better

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Mr. Popo posted:

It's not the government's fault you can't find a woman already in the country.

Why am I not allowed to marry the woman of my own choosing?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Izumi Konata posted:

ever consder your gf mght actually just be 44 klos of brckweed wth a pussy?

this is my fetish

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mr. Popo posted:

It's not the government's fault you can't find a woman already in the country.

it is

have you heard of the 19th amendment?

a huge mistake imo

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
When I immigrated from Antarctica I didn't have much of a problem

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
emigrated......

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

My plan for immigration reform:

1) Give Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico back to Mexico. If necessary, offer money to sweeten the deal.
2) Stand on the new US border and laugh as hillbillies are slaughtered by Mexican drug cartels.
3) Carpet bomb the whole area.
4) Legalize all drugs.
5) Hail Satan.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
These Hot Mexican Girls Are Willing To Exchange Sex For Living Arrangements

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

PerpetualSelf posted:

Why am I not allowed to marry the woman of my own choosing?

Nobody is stopping you from marrying her. You can run down to the courthouse right now and do it.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
You should move to Mexico instead, you could probably get a job with a cartel.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
You can marry her without papers you goof.

Edit: beaten

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
joo-say poo-say

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mr. Horrible posted:

My plan for immigration reform:

1) Give Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico back to Mexico. If necessary, offer money to sweeten the deal.
2) Stand on the new US border and laugh as hillbillies are slaughtered by Mexican drug cartels.
3) Carpet bomb the whole area.
4) Legalize all drugs.
5) Hail Satan.

This but unironically.

Well can we like section off the really profitable parts of Texas first?

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

This but unironically.

Well can we like section off the really profitable parts of Texas first?

Nah, we could always build another meth lab if we really had to.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

Mr. Horrible posted:

My plan for immigration reform:

1) Give Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico back to Mexico. If necessary, offer money to sweeten the deal.
2) Stand on the new US border and laugh as hillbillies are slaughtered by Mexican drug cartels.
3) Carpet bomb the whole area.
4) Legalize all drugs.
5) Hail Satan.

throw in so-cal and i might be open to this.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Is Mexican Girlfriend some kind of legal term of art in current US immigration policy or something or why is it capitalized idgi

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my caramel mamacita

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

gary oldmans diary posted:

my caramel mamacita

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
They just want to make sure there's not too much cheese on that taco before they let her into the country.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PerpetualSelf posted:

The fact that I have to shell out over $1000 and wait well over a year (and expose her to interviewers who will treat her like a criminal) to marry my Mexican Girlfriend is key evidence of this.
the system is hosed and bad. it's been like this forever and it'll never stop. hth

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
just sneak over the border like a normal person, ole!

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

shes gonna divorce the gently caress out of you once she has that green card op

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Or get married in Mexico.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
lol if u wanna invite the state into your relationship

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
be aware, op. by us law, the president gets to sleep with an immigrant wife on your wedding night before you do.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
that is really sad and really does illustrate a really big issue with our immigration system

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
namely that were still letting those people in

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
we're a nation of immigrants

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

huskarl_marx posted:

lol if u wanna invite the state into your relationship

thats my fetish

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
you hosed up op.
shoulda looked up north, you'd have your tongue deep in Canadian butthole by now, happies all around.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Mr. Horrible posted:

My plan for immigration reform:

1) Give Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico back to Mexico. If necessary, offer money to sweeten the deal.
2) Stand on the new US border and laugh as hillbillies are slaughtered by Mexican drug cartels.
3) Carpet bomb the whole area.
4) Legalize all drugs.
5) Hail Satan.

number 5 is the only point I'm really comfortable with

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
It is hosed up op.


How does banging an american make her more deserving to enter the country than any other individual? It should be even HARDER for your mexican girlfriend to enter the country legally.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
the land of the gay as i always call it

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