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enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
If you started downloading GTA V on an original Hayes Smartmodem at 300 baud when the modem was introduced in 1981, assuming no errors and a continuous download - a kid born today would still be able to drink legally before your download completed.

Makes u think

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

(56k no)

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
Suck my nuts, OP

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

enziarro posted:

Makes u think

computers....faster :wth:

good god

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
anyone who has to worry about data caps is a dirty pirate

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i....m....g....a....y....

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
i found that to be an interesting tidbit, thanks

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I miss seeing this in thread titles.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
ah the good old days


sometimes at work i turn putty way the gently caress down to 300 baud so i can milk it

sorry boss, i gotta connect to this thing with a SERIAL CABLE. you know how old and slow those things are! in fact,

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
gta v wasnt invented back then

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
300 Baud...

More like 300 Bored!!!1!1!!!

:iamafag:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Thanks op the dorky high school tech teacher.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
and i still wouldnt be able to read the op so my life would be better

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Matey posted:

Thanks op the dorky high school tech teacher.

But he's a cool teacher, he's hip with the kids and plays the grand theft autos and rides a motorcycle.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
you will need 143 CGA monitors from 1981 stacked 13 wide and 11 high if you want to play in 4K

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The GTA game is like the Persian army and the 300 baud modem is like a bunch of greased up dudes loving and sucking each other's dicks and buttholes.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
a good compression algorithm would work wonders on the morbidly obese people who shovel in food like a locomotive hungry for coal. assuming a fat person from an opulent 17th century victorian family would even consider nowaday's diet of industrial lubricants to be food is questionable. an amiga could run wolfenstein 3d, but fat people typically overcomplicate matters by resorting to self-medicating a perceived "void" with food. there's the dilemma that, if you would consider an empty vessel such as a boat famed for its buoyancy which desires cargo, the fat individual who eats because they feel unloved actually is like a boat with a leak. now the fulfillment is only temporary as the anus jettisons matter on a basis consistent with the material which enters in through the mouth and descends through the esophagus to make its alimentary voyage. fat people really need a better diet with soluable fiber and jesus to experience lasting fulfillment

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


ripped: movies, music, voices, sound effects

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



enziarro posted:

ah the good old days


sometimes at work i turn putty way the gently caress down to 300 baud so i can milk it

sorry boss, i gotta connect to this thing with a SERIAL CABLE. you know how old and slow those things are! in fact,

Faggoy nerd. Get a real job.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm pretty sure they didn't have 50 gig hard drives back then OP so I don't think you would have been able to download it at all actually. Check your facts before you post!

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

ripped: movies, music, voices, sound effects

aint swole tho

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
300 baud does not neatly convert to bytes, as baud is the number of symbols the modem can download per second, so it depends on what symbol encoding method you are using. However, if you apply this to modern ASCII, you get 3.2 MB per day. The GTA 5 download is about 61 GB. This means it would take 53.444 years to download GTA 5 on a 300 baud modem.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i liked reading those facts thanks :)

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
but you could play some hella fun tradewars instead

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Inevitable posted:

but you could play some hella fun tradewars instead

You can play a lots of old BBS games in this BBS website thing. http://telehack.com/

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Yaos posted:

300 baud does not neatly convert to bytes, as baud is the number of symbols the modem can download per second, so it depends on what symbol encoding method you are using. However, if you apply this to modern ASCII, you get 3.2 MB per day. The GTA 5 download is about 61 GB. This means it would take 53.444 years to download GTA 5 on a 300 baud modem.

NERD

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Yaos posted:

300 baud does not neatly convert to bytes, as baud is the number of symbols the modem can download per second, so it depends on what symbol encoding method you are using. However, if you apply this to modern ASCII, you get 3.2 MB per day. The GTA 5 download is about 61 GB. This means it would take 53.444 years to download GTA 5 on a 300 baud modem.

okay commander data

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Yaos posted:

300 baud does not neatly convert to bytes, as baud is the number of symbols the modem can download per second, so it depends on what symbol encoding method you are using. However, if you apply this to modern ASCII, you get 3.2 MB per day. The GTA 5 download is about 61 GB. This means it would take 53.444 years to download GTA 5 on a 300 baud modem.

DId you take into account that this would likely need some form of packet handling for overhead? I mean, sure Xmodem/CRC|YModem would have been astounding at the time, but kermit has been around since like '81 so.... yeah.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

:golfclap: op

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

okay commander data

Lt. Cmdr. Data: [of the "hole" in space] Sir, our sensors are showing this to be the absence of everything. It is a void without matter or energy of any kind.
Commander William T. Riker: Yet this hole has a form, Data; it has height, width...
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Perhaps. Perhaps not, sir.
Capt. Picard: That's hardly a scientific observation, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Captain, the most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom, is, "I do not know". I do not know what that is, sir.

Flo Cytometer posted:

DId you take into account that this would likely need some form of packet handling for overhead? I mean, sure Xmodem/CRC|YModem would have been astounding at the time, but kermit has been around since like '81 so.... yeah.
Packets were invented by the government, and therefore immoral.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Yaos posted:

300 baud does not neatly convert to bytes, as baud is the number of symbols the modem can download per second, so it depends on what symbol encoding method you are using. However, if you apply this to modern ASCII, you get 3.2 MB per day. The GTA 5 download is about 61 GB. This means it would take 53.444 years to download GTA 5 on a 300 baud modem.

if a nerd could just batch install utorrent for arpanet on circa 年198X mit's array of computers alongside bitcoin mining software and print it out, would the coins mined cover the 3 cents per page cost of printing the sourcecode of an easily forgettable futuregame?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
if we're talking about old poo poo there was some gay IIS Unicode exploit that was just directory traversal to cmd.exe


don't remember the details now but it was stupid and gay


Like the op

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

yall talkin aol?

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Izumi Konata posted:

if a nerd could just batch install utorrent for arpanet on circa 年198X mit's array of computers alongside bitcoin mining software and print it out, would the coins mined cover the 3 cents per page cost of printing the sourcecode of an easily forgettable futuregame?

His parents would be paying the bills, so yes.

Matey posted:

yall talkin aol?
More like aoHELL. You guys remember all those geocities websites that were about how much AOL sucked? Too bad they are gone now. Here's Something Is Awful as a Geocities webzone. http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=3&music=2&url=somethingawful.com

And here's a good Geocities website with a real domain name. http://www.crinum.org/

Yaos fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Apr 23, 2015

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
http://www.oocities.org/wayne_ots/wayne_ots_homepage.html

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

The video page crashed my browser, thanks.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
uh that lame pile of poo poo doesnt even hide an invisible pi character you can click on and go to a page of sick illegal nes rom downloads and bbs porn

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

this is one of those genuine "I must be misreading this" moments when I clicked on the picture page and realized "no, i was reading it as intended"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I invented a SCSI floppy drive and it's called the "scoppy" drive and I'm waiting on a patent for a cable that connects it to an "iPhone" and I'm going to call the cable the Phable or for technical purposes the stable-derivative.35/harness with scoppy compat.mn.j5

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

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