Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
gbs should all pitch in to buy lowtax a wedding present but what should the present be

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Probably another South American scat film.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

poorlifedecision posted:

Probably another South American scat film.

i dunno though, would he like that?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
does amazon sell dignity?

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I bet the dude could use, like, a nice desk.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
maybe a juicer?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

I bet the dude could use, like, a nice desk.

woa that's good

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
toilet paper.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
A hooker.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

whoflungpoop posted:

maybe a juicer?
i dont think you've thought this through or maybe you have and you're more evil than i suspected orgiinally

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
he only posts on twitter now, so obviously his computer is broken we should get him a new one

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
a 30 year old bottle of Barefoot

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Help him establish SA as a church so he doesn't have to pay taxes

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
hes getting married again?

a pawg at heart
Nov 26, 2013

better posters

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
asparagus smelling piss

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
a dreamcast full of mealworms

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
a caramel macchiato

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 23, 2015

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

He should get the divorce papers ahead of time.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
a prenup that excludes his humorous twitter posts

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
An account upgrade

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
We should get him a Henderson castration tool.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm the scorned wizard goon that doesn't get invited and appears in a puff of smoke, levying curses upon him

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Do you think he has a ninja blender? I hear those are p good. Juices and soups and stuff.

Kolos
Jul 19, 2009
a pink axis of eve shirt, he seems to like those

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

one of those plastic sippy cups that have a blender ball in them

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

AKA Pseudonym posted:

An account upgrade

a custom emote

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
wedding?

didn't he just divorce, or is it the same bride?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Rambling Robot posted:

didn't he just divorce, or is it the same bride?

You could say its integral for this function. :haw:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
commission shmorky to draw a klurf version of him, get a nice framed print of it and a jar of preserved mangosteen

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

quakster posted:

commission shmorky to draw a klurf version of him, get a nice framed print of it and a jar of preserved mangosteen

the present should come wrapped in toilet paper.

used toilet paper.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i don't see the connection tbqh

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
tax help and xanax

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

A card from me that says "I believed in you, but then you ran off and didn't give out the Bird Prizes, from Professor Shark, former #1 Fan" :qq:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Nooner posted:

he only posts on twitter now, so obviously his computer is broken we should get him a new one
no, get him a nice tablet so he can post better tweets

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

set up a jar with a one-way valve and let's all fart in it

MajorB
Jul 3, 2007
Another stupid '07er
a hip-hop operating system

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




is lowtax getting married?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Let's keep it in the realm of possibility here.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

We should all send in a lock of our hair and them combine all our hair and make a goon down pillow forbLowtax :)

  • Locked thread