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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Cops have a very dangerous job, and i respect them. They are putting their lives on the line to keep us safe.

A good tip for dealing with cops is to always call them "sir" and you will never have a problem. also be white.

:patriot:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:gas:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

Cops have a very dangerous job, and i respect them. They are putting their lives on the line to keep us safe.

A good tip for dealing with cops is to always call them "sir" and you will never have a problem. also be white.

:patriot:

what?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
cops are essential for controlling the blacks

God Bless the Cops and God Bless America :911:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sorry ladies you re under arrest for ordering this hot sausgae pizza with my dick is the sausage.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
just steer clear of those darker colored ones they got a chip on their shoulder and a club up your rear end

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
list of some cool cops i thought of:

T.J. Hooker
Dirty Harry
Mel Gibson
Robocop

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what about harvey keitel

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress the police

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


cops are bitches. i poo poo on cops. cop gay lame stupid poo poo bad cop death 2 cop

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

gently caress the police

wrong thread, dickbag. this thread is for appreciating cops and talking about 5 guys burgers and fries

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

cops are bitches. i poo poo on cops. cop gay lame stupid poo poo bad cop death 2 cop

you too, butthole

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

being a cop looks fun

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
i bet a cop would eat a 5 guys burger if he was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

this dude really likes 5 guys

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

wrong thread, dickbag. this thread is for appreciating cops and talking about 5 guys burgers and fries

i'm sorry I misunderstood




























gently caress the police

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

being a cop looks fun

yeah, i wish i had what it takes but im not that brave

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I like cops. I like the world exactly the way it is. :)

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

yeah, i wish i had what it takes but im not that brave

lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

I like cops. I like the world exactly the way it is. :)

me too :911:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
They're doing a commendable job on culling the black herd, gotta give them props on that.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cops die. so what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mad Monk posted:

They're doing a commendable job on culling the black herd, gotta give them props on that.

i know thats what the mainstream media would like you to believe, but you are being brainwashed. you should watch fox news, megyn kelly is really pretty too :swoon:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
What a great day to be alive.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

What a great day to be alive.

yeah. guess what i had for lunch?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

yeah. guess what i had for lunch?

ham on rye?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

nope. 5 guys :smug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

post about it in the burg thread thanks

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

post about it in the burg thread thanks

where is that? i would love to post about it. I had the bacon cheeseburger with onion, pickles, and A1 sauce. this time i added some mustard and it was frikken great. i had fries and i dipped them in mustard too. and malt vinegar. oh and a coke.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Some are good, and some are bed. But I think it's safe to say that we are all better off for having some of them watching our backs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

where is that? i would love to post about it. I had the bacon cheeseburger with onion, pickles, and A1 sauce. this time i added some mustard and it was frikken great. i had fries and i dipped them in mustard too. and malt vinegar. oh and a coke.

lotsa good burg discussion in here if you wanna up your burg game

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699735

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a cop posted:

Some are good, and some are bed. But I think it's safe to say that we are all better off for having some of them watching our backs.

i agree 100% and thank you for your service

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a cop posted:

Some are good, and some are bed. But I think it's safe to say that we are all better off for having some of them watching our blacks.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

lotsa good burg discussion in here if you wanna up your burg game

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699735

ok, you can close it now.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
yellow mustard is loving vile on anything but hotdogs/corndogs and I will fight you to the death on this serious subject

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Moridin920 posted:


gently caress the police

what if instead I just ...COP a feel :D

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Flo Cytometer posted:

yellow mustard is loving vile on anything but hotdogs/corndogs and I will fight you to the death on this serious subject

actually its good on a lot of stuff. sometimes i like to get a thing of mustard and a thing of catsup and then i double dip the fries. i think thats good with tater tots too from what i remember from when i was a young child learning about what is good and bad

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what if instead I just ...COP a feel :D

haha good one. feel free to post your humorous cop related puns here as well everyone. lets have a good time, this is an internet forum after all!

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
i dont give a poo poo how you spell tomato and sugar because that is fine.

if a cop saw you eating fries with mustard he'd be right in shooting you as a food terrorist

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

ok, you can close it now.

never!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Flo Cytometer posted:

i dont give a poo poo how you spell tomato and sugar because that is fine.

if a cop saw you eating fries with mustard he'd be right in shooting you as a food terrorist

actually he would probably protect me from people like you who are rude and crude and have a bad attitude

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