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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Reading over gnarlyhotep's impressive rap sheet and subsequent reformation to the point of becoming mod material has me wondering... who has skirted the law the most times?

Of active members, the longest one I can find is Psyopmonkey, who has like four pages... but like finding the oldest reg date, I'd love to see someone who managed to get probated a bunch of times with no ban/perma.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
kill yourself, OP

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

dad gay. so what posted:

kill yourself, OP

this

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Check out my impressive rap sheet.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
mine has a second page

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

kill yourself, OP

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mine has a second page

impressive

very nice

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

9 inches soft

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mine has a second page

quote:

Posting utter poo poo while obviously drunk. Good one dude!

nice wish i had this

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mine has a second page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChOifUJZMc

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

jon joe posted:

Check out my impressive rap sheet.

ban this sick filth

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
mine is p good but not the best

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
been around a decade+ so I win this game.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
tenement funster, pbuh.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
either matt damon or kyoon, surely

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I'm proud of my short rap sheet

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Results invalidated since the invention of the perma-probate script.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
rap music is for thugs

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i just got back hot off probation

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Every time I get probated, I am deeply ashamed of my bahavior and vow never to do it again.



And then I eat a little bit of my poop, like a rabbit

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mine has a second page

mines bigger :smug:

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mine has a second page



Lol

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

dang, 63 entries. well done

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

this is a fantastic post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3371252&pagenumber=17&perpage=40#post386402581

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I don't think I can access my rap sheet from Awful App, but I do know I got probated awhile back for shitposting.

I posted a video of literal poop singing in Korean about how great it is to poop a lot and not be constipated.

I didn't think I should have been probated, but it would be impossible to argue I wasn't guilty.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

most of the entries on my sheet are from when i got blackout drunk and posted retarded poo poo that makes no sense

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

jesus. how are you still alive

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

ROFLburger posted:

jesus. how are you still alive

i live everyday in fear the fateful perma will drop

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
a few people have multipage ones


mine is mostly anime

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
if your rapsheet is blank you're a big old bitch

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

kill yourself, OP

this

never gets old

not at all

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ6BQDNHbdc

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Mine is fairly short, but you gotta admit, it's something special to be probated for accidentally using "Your" instead of "You're". And being probated more than 9 hours after the fact just adds to it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I try not to get into beefs. Maybe some pork for scrapple that is unintended.

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Wish I still had a clean rap sheet, but I still think my lone probation was entirely justified.


All in all, a good day for het :)

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