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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
i have no clue where half my family was from or what their skin colour was, can i join provisionally pending confirmation of heritage???

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Are Romanians white

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


If people have remarked on how well-spoken you are, or have crossed the street rather than share the sidewalk with you, I'm willing to call you an honorary non-white.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

<---- white devil

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

pretty sure this is a honey pot for the cop members of gbs to shoot

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
1/32 cherokee checking in. My great great married an indian princess

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

dr.acula posted:

<---- white devil

I'll make the slav thread

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

its ok, some of my best friends are white

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Inevitable posted:

1/32 cherokee checking in. My great great married an indian princess

"married"

ArnieD
Apr 1, 2015
I'm Mexican but look white, it rules because I can claim to be either depending on what's more convenient for me. In this thread I'm a non-white Mexican, in the real outside world people assume I'm white and treat me better.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ArnieD posted:

I'm Mexican but look white, it rules because I can claim to be either depending on what's more convenient for me. In this thread I'm a non-white Mexican, in the real outside world people assume I'm white and treat me better.

you can't look white and not be white; looking white is literally the only criteria for being a white person

you are a white person

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
white dude joining in to validate this crew

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

If you're white, you're alright.

If you're black, you're wack.




I'm sorry, but it's true. Don't blame me, I didn't invent rhyming.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Oh hey, the rent is really cheap here

*opens free trade coffee shop*

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

Qvindtar posted:

Oh hey, the rent is really cheap here

*opens free trade coffee shop*

it was just a matter of time before this happened in this thread

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Now begins the gentrification of GBS, where getting reactivating a banned account goes up from :10bux: to :20bux: .

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
White dad Mexican mom. I look italian.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Hello I am not white. I do not like mayo and also I am not a fan of sweaters.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Android Bicyclist posted:

Now begins the gentrification of GBS, where getting reactivating a banned account goes up from :10bux: to :20bux: .

That's a good idea. They should actually do that.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What if you're mixed? Can I half post?

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
*drives into thread blasting Mumford and Sons*

Ugh I got off on the wrong exit... what a lovely place for my navigation to take me. I'm complaining to BMW after I finish my tennis match.

*hops back on the freeway to head back to safe-for-white territory*

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


This is gonna be a small crew. And lol at all the whiteys wanting to join in

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
mixed people are no longer white, just like the president

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

What if you're mixed? Can I half post?

Mixed race is non white, welcome to the crew friend

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aokMSre4ZMs

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Can I join if I have turned myself blue by taking colloidal silver supplements?

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
I'm 1/8 Cherokee, what up mah non-white homies?

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

I'm browner than most white people I know. Is this enough?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Chill la Chill posted:

This is gonna be a small crew. And lol at all the whiteys wanting to join in

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Cherokee are literally a made up fantasy race like elves.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



How does it feel to know that your skeleton is white, op?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Picture of me for reference

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Coin
Jan 9, 2006

I'm no shitposter; I always know how I'm posting is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like reading the thread, effortposting, and respecting the mods. So if you think about it, I'm the best poster here.
True story; Mom has been saying for years that one of my great-great-great grandmothers was a Blackfoot Indian. She's been getting really heavily into our family tree recently, and she found out that apparently that used to be the politically correct way to say that someone in your family tree was a black-everything.

*shouts this story from a respectful distance outside the thread*
*sunburns easily*

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
My white ancestors owned slaves.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
mine did not. my family would probably have had more wealth to trickle down to me, if they had though.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Coin posted:

True story; Mom has been saying for years that one of my great-great-great grandmothers was a Blackfoot Indian. She's been getting really heavily into our family tree recently, and she found out that apparently that used to be the politically correct way to say that someone in your family tree was a black-everything.

*shouts this story from a respectful distance outside the thread*
*sunburns easily*

Wait so your mom thought she was part native American all this time when really she was part black? That's hilarious, what was her initial reaction?

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Don't tell anyone at the yatch club, but I'm 1/64th Irish so I suppose that leave me squarely in the non white camp. Where are all of you summering this year?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Hobohemian posted:

Wait so your mom thought she was part native American all this time when really she was part black? That's hilarious, what was her initial reaction?
If she was born here, she can take solace in still being a native American.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
non-white people get really excited about getting to sleep with white people like they're graduating sex school or something but white people see it as slumming. All the brown dudes popping hennies after they get in me

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