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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
cuz if so i'm gonna start farting more

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
voted 5

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
gently caress off op

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
also yes where else the gonna go? conversely, if you hold in a fart long enough can you burp it out

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
mind blown

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
and it tastes fuckin great

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
no they will slowly peep out through the corners of your eyes in tiny, tiny bubbles

peep

peep peep

peep peep peep

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
realtalk: yes

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
only if ur lips are suctioned to a flatulating taint. the oily wind inflates u like a windsock, op

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

The science at work in this thread is breath taking.
SA asking the hard questions

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

only if ur lips are suctioned to a flatulating taint. the oily wind inflates u like a windsock, op

a perfect circle of farting men, passing their wind to one another like stories around a campfire

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Fartception?

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
yes, but it only works one way.

If you hold in your farts, they will build up in your stomach and eventually you'll explode, so fart away!

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
if i put a clothespin on my cock will i pee ou tmy nipples????

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Likewise OP, if you hold your farts you'll poo poo out your mouth... in this case you poo poo out of your hands though...

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
they travel down the medium intestine through the testicles and come out your dick as a Deef

Tim Chuma
Dec 19, 2009
When I eat eggs it comes out both ends :-/

Not actually sure why it started happening, had to go buy charcoal tablets like an old person for painful wind.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
painful wind wtf

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

painful wind wtf

2d6 and -1 con

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