i was at the club in nyc last night and every guy there was a chad.

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eternalname: Nov 25, 2014; I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

whats a regular guy supposed to do?

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:40

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Bright Future: Oct 9, 2007; [let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot

gently caress

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:41

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

only "bridge-n-tunnel" types go to nyc clubs, fyi

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:41

eternalname: Nov 25, 2014; I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

only "bridge-n-tunnel" types go to nyc clubs, fyi

I don't know what that means

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:42

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

were they hanging chads? lol 2000's humor

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:44

www: Aug 4, 2010

nice guys finish last

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:46

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

change your name to Chad

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:46

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

the last nyc club i went to was full of chuds, slightly better

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:47

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

by "chad" do you mean "gay?"

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:47

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

eternalname posted:

I don't know what that means

If you took a bridge or a tunnel to your club (from NJ or long island) you are trash and we hope your single family home burns down and takes your ed hardy wardrobe with it.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:47

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

what was his name, OP?

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:47

eternalname: Nov 25, 2014; I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

Universe Master posted:

what was his name, OP?

chad

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:54

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

thats so fire

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:57

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

Goon creeps out of mom's basement. Discovers regular people. Is literally shaking.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:59

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

eternalname posted:

I don't know what that means

It means you.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:02

Smellbound: Sep 26, 2000

gross looking dudes in tight "designer" tshirts lovely tans and even worse haircuts can be intimidated at first because of their shear volume but they are actually dipshit idiots over compensating or just following the program and their confidence is nothing more than a paper tiger

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:06

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

The Fattest PI posted:

Goon creeps out of mom's basement. Discovers regular people. Is literally shaking.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:06

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I googled this and chad is a republic in central africa

Op, what do you have against africans mate

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:07

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

im the country to the west of Chad

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:09

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Zzulu posted:

I googled this and chad is a republic in central africa

Op, what do you have against africans mate

when every guy in the club is an entire republic, it causes some issue with space and fire safety regulations

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:09

Tashan Dorrsett: Apr 10, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

becoming Chad

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:10

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Any brads there? Just chads?

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:11

eternalname: Nov 25, 2014; I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

Smellbound posted:

gross looking dudes in tight "designer" tshirts lovely tans and even worse haircuts can be intimidated at first because of their shear volume but they are actually dipshit idiots over compensating or just following the program and their confidence is nothing more than a paper tiger

what program

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:12

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Could have sworn it was a choad that you ended up vacuuming with great big sucking and splorping noises homosexual OP poster.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:12

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

I learned a new word today.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:18

eternalname: Nov 25, 2014; I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

with all these chads, ill never have a gf.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:53

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

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# ? Apr 25, 2015 20:55

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

Real hurthling! posted:

If you took a bridge or a tunnel to your club (from NJ or long island) you are trash and we hope your single family home burns down and takes your ed hardy wardrobe with it.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:02

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

sooo where do ppl that live in manhattan go to club? they dont? its just guidos driving in?

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:04

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

sooo where do ppl that live in manhattan go to club? they dont? its just guidos driving in?

I think it's just some kind of NYC supremacy complex to compensate for the fact that they live in a shoebox in a dirty lovely city

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:22

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

im the country to the west of Chad

please

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:23

CaptainFish: Mar 31, 2011; It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

which type

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:39

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

anyone who says they were at "the" club instead of at "a" club is probably a chad, op

# ? Apr 25, 2015 21:49

Tashan Dorrsett: Apr 10, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

The Wizard of Poz posted:

anyone who says they were at "the" club instead of at "a" club is probably a chad, op

i personally go with "in da club"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

# ? Apr 25, 2015 22:35

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

CaptainFish posted:

which type

Poor Al Gore

# ? Apr 25, 2015 22:39

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Poor Al Gore

gently caress al gore - he's still a millionaire. more like, poor america. for having to live under the Bush/Cheney/&Co. regime.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 23:05

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

go back to wizardchan OP

# ? Apr 26, 2015 19:20

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

How many chads did you blow in the bathroom

# ? Apr 26, 2015 19:23

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

quote:

Chad was in a daze, he had witnessed everything at once. The methweed was in full gear. He found h is mom insanely hot,
even though she could not make an omelette to save her life.. Chad�s horney levels w ere off the charts (the horney charts) as he
sobbed �Mom, you�ve got to break some eggs!� he was referring t o his testicles which yearned to be whisked, scrambled, eaten by
anonymous truckers. Chad knew he was meant to be a girl..
Chad�s mom prepared for the ultimate ballbusting action, snapping industrial strength latex gloves o nto her bestial
handstumps. �It�s time to cook these babies� o ver hard .� With one swift yank, she stretched h is testicles near the point of
breakage, and with one more thrust she stuffed them into his pregoatse�d
anus, the latex skidding along and rubbing his anal walls
raw. She then pressed a button embedded inside of his colon walls, which caused his augmented anus to snap shut*, pinching off
his los huevos and her arm in the process. Lost forever and goated away the key. �SSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!� Chad blurted.
�Ooh, somebody stop me!� They then masturbated to a marathon of the entire The Mask animated series with all Jim Carrey lines
overdubbed by French death metal vocalist Fadades. Chad honestly thought he was Jim Carrey. T his was good meth .(Everybody
knows that Jim Carreys mom is not Phoebe from the hit TV sitcom friends.)

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