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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
this can't be real.

nobody can be this nonchalant about almost being shot in the head

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

proof of concept posted:

put a rock in a gym sock and use that to smash his loving skull in OP

Full metal jacket his Pyle rear end

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

TotalBlammBlamm posted:

The fact that you are not dead proves you are meant for a higher purpose such as preaching the gospel of our Lord or feeding orphan dolphins or perhaps gay porn.

Go hog wild.

OP if you are not making gay porn right now you are failing at life.

I Am Not Spor
Dec 13, 2006
all the better to glomp you with

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

wtf people still do whippets?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

ZombieParts posted:

this can't be real.

nobody can be this nonchalant about almost being shot in the head

Weed helps!

Anyway he's already said he won't have them out anymore in the house, has moved most of them to another location, and I'm moving out in a few months. I guess I could sperg out more and beat him up or kick him out but that's not my personality. Maybe if I was staying longer I would do things different.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
you know 100% he is keeping at least one hidden there so he doesnt have to miss out on his fantasy shoot a robber scenario for those few months you are still there you should be on guard expecting to be shot in the head at any moment while youre there or tear the place apart and find the hidden gun and throw it in a dumpster a few blocks away.

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

hey, pretend shooting liberals is how I always get to sleep, how could I know it was loaded :shrug:

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

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