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so my stupid roommate was cleaning a gun the other day and it went off and traveled through our wall, narrowly missing my head before going through another wall and missing my other friend by a couple feet while he was playing video games. the week before I mentioned to him that guns are more likely to kill a family member or a friend than an intruder, that would have been kinda funny if he shot me. well, not for me at least. should I try and shoot him as payback? I was sleeping on the brown pillow, if my gf had been next to me she would be dead. guns are bad and people who own them are dumb
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:48 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:51 |
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Your roomate cleans loaded guns. Let that sink in for a minute.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:49 |
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Universe Master posted:Your roomate cleans loaded guns. well he says he thought it was empty. don't they always say that before someone gets shot in the face?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:51 |
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My dad did that too, he did it once, was like wtf, then did it again about a minute later.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:54 |
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Nice glory hole f*g
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:55 |
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put a rock in a gym sock and use that to smash his loving skull in OP
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:56 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:that would have been kinda funny if he shot me OTOH it's sad that he didn't.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:57 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:
Thank god she doesn't exist.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:58 |
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Waltzing Along posted:OTOH it's sad that he didn't. my tombstone would have read "shot in the head by a fat libertarian"
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:58 |
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Tell him to aim better the next time he cleans his gun
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:59 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:my tombstone would have read "shot in the head by a fat libertarian" Thank God the bullet missed you so it can just say "Liver Failure" in the future.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:00 |
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maybe you shouldn't live with a braindead invalid for a roommate
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:00 |
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an idiot does something stupid with a thing. clearly, that thing is at fault. - goons
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:03 |
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pretty realistic gaming experience for your friend though
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:06 |
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Sounds like you need a new roommate; It's easy to blame the gun, but it's the exact same thought process that puts water on grease fires, mixes ammonia and bleach, and pulls the trigger on a gun to see if it's still loaded. On the other hand, you're quite the moron; The proper response is a good slap, not asking GBS if you should shoot your roommate. Guns are dumb, that's why they need a less dumb partner to work. Your roommate is careless and inattentive; You are malicious and delusional. He could be better with some training... You'll always be a threat.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:09 |
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Blazing Zero posted:an idiot does something stupid with a thing. clearly, that thing is at fault. I think its more like "maybe idiots shouldn't be allowed to play with dangerous things that frequently harm others"
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:09 |
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drat...we could have had a good thread going in here..
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:10 |
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The thing is, murder toys are mostly appealing to the exact type of fat libertarian idiot who shouldn't have them.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:11 |
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zanraptora posted:Sounds like you need a new roommate; It's easy to blame the gun, but it's the exact same thought process that puts water on grease fires, mixes ammonia and bleach, and pulls the trigger on a gun to see if it's still loaded. On the other hand, you're quite the moron; The proper response is a good slap, not asking GBS if you should shoot your roommate. lol what is this poo poo. i'm not going to shoot my roommate, sadly he's also my best friend for almost 20 years. you'll always be a moron.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:13 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:sadly he's also my best friend for almost 20 years. you'll always be a moron.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:14 |
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lol tell me about it. maybe we could make a sitcom.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:15 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:I think its more like "maybe idiots shouldn't be allowed to play with dangerous things that frequently harm others" So ban all men and their penises?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:16 |
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Well in this case its actually the testicles that cause problems but yeah why not
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:18 |
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Shoot your roommate and set up the scene as an accident. With his now-documented poor firearms safety record, accidentally shooting himself six times while cleaning his gun should raise no eyebrows with the local police.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:19 |
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Soylent Yellow posted:Shoot your roommate and set up the scene as an accident. With his now-documented poor firearms safety record, accidentally shooting himself six times while cleaning his gun should raise no eyebrows with the local police. also shoot yourself to make it look more believable
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:20 |
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Become a pedophile and actively engage him on debates over whether watching underage anime cartoons makes you more likely to be a molestor than him playing with guns becoming a killer
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:20 |
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op, shoot your girlfriend in a bid to help get guns banned and frame your roommate
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:21 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:...sadly he's also my best friend for almost 20 years... You also seem to be a impressive judge of character. Didn't you just admit if you had your lady-friend over, she'd be dead now? I'll admit to being a moron as soon as you admit you escalated manslaughter to a GBS post and blamed a 8 gram bullet for your roommate's tons of stupid..
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:22 |
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guns are toys that are specifically designed to kill things. tell your roommate to start killing or to get a new hobby
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:24 |
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zanraptora posted:You also seem to be a impressive judge of character. Didn't you just admit if you had your lady-friend over, she'd be dead now? I blamed both the gun and my stupid friend for him almost shooting me, I think that's pretty fair. One can't work without the other.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:24 |
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*almost dies in potential triple manslaughter* hmmm. i think i should inform gbs
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:24 |
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Blazing Zero posted:*almost dies in potential triple manslaughter* Ahem potential double manslaughter mind you, also it seems to be a slow night and I didn't have any other ideas
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:26 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Ahem potential double manslaughter mind you, also it seems to be a slow night and I didn't have any other ideas i forgot your girlfriend isn't real
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:28 |
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this happened to my second cousin and he killed his wife then won a lot of money from the gun company. in no way was it murder, none at all
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:30 |
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Blazing Zero posted:i forgot your girlfriend isn't real She's real, she just wasn't there that night. Thankfully.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:31 |
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shoot him first op, its the american way
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:31 |
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imagine a group of people living in the woods, their leader proudly showing off his new weapon, telling the group that he'll keep them safe from other groups with the weapon. however, one by one the leader accidentally kills members of the group with his weapon. men, women, children, all dead. yet even when left completely alone, he's still trying to convince his now dead group that he'll keep them safe until eventually he trips and kills himself with it kill gunhavers before they kill everyone else, imo
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:35 |
tell him to move to florida, seems like he'd have an easier time with potentially shooting his roommate there bonus: if he doesn't kill his roommate his roommate will probably shoot back and get off any charges scot free, don't tell him this part though
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:37 |
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What are people doing with these guns that require so much goddamn cleaning? It sits in a drawer or closet in case a minority breaks in, are your drawers and closets filled with dirt?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:38 |
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That bullet went through three wooden walls? What is he using a deeg?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:39 |