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being a nice guy / expecting a gf in exchange for kindness is wrong what are you supposed to do
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Apr 27, 2015 14:17
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wear lovely garish accessories and constantly insult them
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Apr 27, 2015 14:20
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You have to use different mating calls and also inflate your pouch to remain upright in the water and then serenade the females. Then you clack your teeth, whistle and make bell sounds until a female is so impressed that she enters the water to mate.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:20
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Talk to them like human beings worked pretty well for me. Ask them to go places and do things. Suddenly you'll be having sex.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:21
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Have you tried constructing an elaborate nest out of shiny objects?
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Apr 27, 2015 14:22
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Erich Klinghammer and Pat Goodman (from Wolf Park) described five different tail heights that have become the standard in explaining all tail positions. As Klinghammer and Goodman described in their Wolf Ethogram, a T1 tail posture is when the tail is at full height, pointing straight up in the air. This position is typically reserved for the alpha-pair of the pack. A T2 tail is when the tail extends in a straight line pointing away from the body, parallel with the spine and ground. This position is usually utilized by beta-males and other high ranking members. A T3 tail occurs when the tail is held at a relaxed state, or pointing straight toward the ground. Most mid-ranking wolves maintain T3 tails. A T3.5 tail is when the tail points at the ground like a T3, however the tail is pressed against the back of the hind legs in this lower rank posture. Finally, a T4 tail, which is usually reserved for omegas, is when the tail is tucked against the abdomen between the legs. Each individual wolf can alter their tail posture as necessary to communicate their dominance or submission. For example, a mid-ranking wolf may display a T2 tail when near an omega, but then quickly change the posture to a T3 or T3.5 if an alpha approaches the area.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:24
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unsolicited dick pics is the best way
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Apr 27, 2015 14:24
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also, you don't refer to them as 'females' like a rank amateur, you assign them numbers out of 10 based on your subjective rating of their appearance
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Apr 27, 2015 14:26
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fake a life threatening situation then once you're safe let the adrenaline do its thing
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Apr 27, 2015 14:26
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Apr 27, 2015 14:31
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You have to look good. If you don't look good, a weird trick that works is to pay them $25-100 and they still have sex with you.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:32
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i hear some people have a lot of sucess by forcing them to, that might be illegal though so check your local laws fuckign big government ron paul ftw
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Apr 27, 2015 14:33
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Ein cooler Typ posted:being a nice guy / expecting a gf in exchange for kindness is wrong Once they have some kids with the fun guys they are ready to settle down with that nice guy. It's science.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:35
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-Be tall -Don't be short
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Apr 27, 2015 14:37
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be funny, confident and interesting. you don't have to be that good looking as long as you're confident. if you're none of those things, practice.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:37
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Ein cooler Typ posted:being a nice guy / expecting a gf in exchange for kindness is wrong have you tried treating them like equals and being friends with them? Most of the strongest relationships I know of developed from strong friendships where the friends decided they liked each other a lot and also wanted to gently caress
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Apr 27, 2015 14:37
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Ein cooler Typ posted:being a nice guy / expecting a gf in exchange for kindness is wrong cocaine and alcohol man, girls just wanna have fun
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Apr 27, 2015 14:37
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Apthous posted:-Be tall lol if you arent 5'9 with a 6ft blonde sucking your cock get on my level
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Apr 27, 2015 14:38
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one good advice used to be that don't talk about computer games or geeky poo poo but I guess nowadays girls are just as huge nerds as teenage boys used to be when I was young.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:39
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Have money and be handsome OP.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:39
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Apr 27, 2015 14:43
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lower your standards that's worked for a cousin of mine, who despite having some poo poo going for him (a cushy job, decent money, his own condo) has a poo poo personality, is a hermit, and he doesn't have the energy to date attractive girls, so instead he dates ratchet ladies 10 years his senior, takes them out to cheap restaurants he's interested in (which being ratchet they think is luxurious) and then makes them trek back to his apartment in the boonies to have sex.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:46
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The only way to win is to not even try OP. Evolve beyond these primitive urges please
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Apr 27, 2015 14:59
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The greatest game is no game at all.
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Apr 27, 2015 15:04
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Just get an escort and fork up 200 or more like a normal person op
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Apr 27, 2015 15:07
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poop on them. chicks love to be pooped on.
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Apr 27, 2015 15:07
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Helicopter dick. Works everytime.
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Apr 27, 2015 15:08
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1. Be human-shaped. 2. Be confident.
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Apr 27, 2015 15:08
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be attractive
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Apr 27, 2015 15:08
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get rich/have a big dickCISMALES DID 9-11 posted:be attractive 100% wrong
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Apr 27, 2015 15:09
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An Ounce of Gold posted:get rich/have a big dick to be fair the big dick is only useful if it gives you confidence
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Apr 27, 2015 15:09
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Dyna Soar posted:to be fair the big dick is only useful if it gives you confidence keep telling yourself that
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Apr 27, 2015 15:10
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An Ounce of Gold posted:keep telling yourself that at the point when the size of your genitals becomes relevant the girl hopefully wants to have sex with you. if she doesn't, I doubt your big dick will sway her. with a micropenis it might be hard to have a girl have sex with you AGAIN but that's not what this thread is about now is it
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Apr 27, 2015 15:12
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You gotta lube up your rear end OP, girls love a lube anus
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Apr 27, 2015 15:12
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I gotcha something hun a something awful forum account 
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Apr 27, 2015 15:18
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An Ounce of Gold posted:get rich/have a big dick u ugly m8? get rich is an acceptable answer though i'd say maybe it's a 50/50 or 60/40
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Apr 27, 2015 15:19
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I gotcha something hun 
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Apr 27, 2015 15:20
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Politely ask for a pegging
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Apr 27, 2015 15:23
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1. be attractive 2. be funny 3. dont be a oval office
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Apr 27, 2015 15:23
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Here's a good tip OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
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