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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I've always been told that fat women are better at sex than naturally skinny hot women. It seems right, because they think they have to try harder and they love the attention and they're happy to suck a dick.

But then, what about women who were fat, but then started lifting and got fit?

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:firstpost:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
No one likes me, but by god I will hold posting grudges for years to get into the cool kids club. I've won title as a most ignored user! Please unignore me uWu
Smellrose
:secondpost:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Kuato EASILY claims third post

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
fourth post

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
No one likes me, but by god I will hold posting grudges for years to get into the cool kids club. I've won title as a most ignored user! Please unignore me uWu
Smellrose
fifth post

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

My Q-Face posted:



But then, what about women who were fat, but then started lifting and got fit?

whoa

thats a good point tbh

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
allaprobseman prob claimed pst#5. to be expected

Richardanator
May 8, 2006

Mmmm.....


Daisy Chain's abs were still burning from the incredibly difficult shoulder stand exercise the next day, as she headed for her 4th day of training with her new master. All training she had done with past master trainers was nothing compared to what she was receiving with Yusaka. That much seemed certain. Her abs felt tight and stronger than ever before. What else could Yusaka do with her?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

That's cause you can be off center and still good

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
No lie, got the best head of my life from a chubby girl.

Edit: Also the worst head from another one. Your mileage may vary.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
wow what a post

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Elmo is gonna bleed you out and bury you in a desert.



Can you spell desert?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Elmo is gonna bleed you out and bury you in a desert.



Can you spell desert?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9BWM8lwOA

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
gently caress you, suck it, OP gay.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
stop fighting just let this happen

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
:seventeenthpost:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

My Q-Face posted:

:seventeenthpost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Cafv0xxh8

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

:sax: :tutbutt: :yosbutt: :tutbutt:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

chubby women rather than fat women?

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet
women are not good at sex hth

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




so what the gently caress does she actually do

SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

My Q-Face posted:

I've always been told that fat women are better at sex than naturally skinny hot women. It seems right, because they think they have to try harder and they love the attention and they're happy to suck a dick.

But then, what about women who were fat, but then started lifting and got fit?

Deep man. Thats deep.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SkyEnzo posted:

Deep man. Thats deep.

im in heaven

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.
Two words: Deep Throat

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ANGRYGREEK posted:

Two words: Deep Throat

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
People who are ashamed of their bodies are usually pretty bad at sex.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...
its a sweet spot thing, too fat and its just a mess

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
fat isn't the issue, it's very insecure and neurotic girls who are good at sex

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

That's not how the Neopets story went.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

That's not what I heard!

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.
Obv it needs to be a chubby/slightly fat, sassy girl. Those suck a dick like, man, lemme tell you....

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Feminition posted:

so what the gently caress does she actually do

benzodiazepines

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

My Q-Face posted:

I've always been told that fat women are better at sex than naturally skinny hot women. It seems right, because they think they have to try harder and they love the attention and they're happy to suck a dick.

But then, what about women who were fat, but then started lifting and got fit?

hosed a girl after she lost 100 lbs

pretty good but I've had better

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ashgromnies posted:

hosed a girl after she lost 100 lbs

pretty good but I've had better

you hosed a 300lb girl

grats

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i fcuekd a girl who wasnt really fat but def had some extra chunk around her waist. big round butt and dem titties. she wasn't that good, gave ok head but she was p. young and unexperienced.


i guess women who've been round the block a few times + actually like sex are best in bed, no matter how much they weigh?

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