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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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starwarsexpert my job is to write bad code


sometimes i write bad fiction additionally but just because i want to live up to my mom's expectations


i drink bad coffee, worse beer and try to use a keyboard to make it through life

none of that is working out well atm and i'm behind several deadlines

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i'm actually not that bad at it and when i finish something good i feel good

then i get some perspective and feel bad

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Trig Discipline posted:

the grad student/mentor thing is actually a pretty amazing relationship when it works out. it's a person who has literally sought you out or seen something you did and said "i want to think like that person thinks, or think more about the things that they think about", or maybe "that person can help me learn to think the way i want to think". that's a really powerful thing to say about another person

in this case though it's just a mock review paper for a class so nobody's saying that about me but honestly that is how i thought about my mentors

for reals

see also i want to drink where that prof drinks

spout some poo poo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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atomicthumbs posted:

buy some vitamin b12. you can get 400 tablets for like $16 at cvs. alternately you can get a shot from your doctor that contains like 500,000% of your recommended daily intake or something. you can't overdose on it so just chug a dozen pills every week or two. worked 4 my canker sores

e: then again my canker sores might have partially been induced by vegetarian-related b12 deficiency so idk

holy poo poo

my sometimes vitamin b deficiency comes from alcoholism but vegetarianism was a close 2nd

drink you some oddwalla blueberry b

it just goes straight in without any of that nancing about that vitamin pills do

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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echinopsis posted:

can I talk about my job? i sold an old lady a birthday card and poo poo after that, counted some mother fuckon tablets. we ran out or morphine and sick lady was denied

this is the not talking about job status thread

look elsewhere

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

odwalla, naked juice, et al are so expensive it's like drinking literal money

the thing is i can get a liter for 6 bucks, and looking at a little carton of blueberries that goes for the same price idk that i'm getting more of that juicy fruity goodness without all the apple, banana, whatever that goes into a fruit drink

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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atomicthumbs posted:

but chugging a dozen pills at once gives me the thrill of doing drugs without any of the negative effects

you get a sugar rush from drinking the juice

not really healthy but neither is binge drinking the night before v0v

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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also

atomicthumbs posted:

but chugging

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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maniacdevnull posted:

It's a vicious cycle!

je suis pisse

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Captain Foo posted:

That is slow but doing it at all is more important. Nice work dude!!

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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syscall girl posted:

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

lmao powercrazy has their probation pic for fourth post

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bloody posted:

my mom has a hilarious story about being passed by a three-legged dog

i am wholly unconcerned by time right now. i could go run a mile in 7:xx, probably. instead, i've run over 30 miles in the past 10 days. i will go run 6 more miles on thursday. on saturday, i will go run hopefully 9-10. they will be slow miles, and i do not care.

next year, they will be fast miles.

gently caress yea

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bloody posted:

nope, i have a cool job making a deece 6 figgies that gives me the work-life flexibility to run on a tuesday afternoon :)

i grokk all of this

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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triple sulk posted:

walking is healthier than running

quoting sulk :ohdear:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

biking is more fun than walking* or running because you go faster

*) unless you're walking someplace new, then walking is better because you can look at things better

lol, also quoting this esl mess

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i should have said "agreeing" with this esl mess

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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carry on then posted:

yo anyone have the "here comes fyad" gif?

this was really hard to search for and many bothans die







also came here to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoTwIl3APw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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computer parts posted:

i'll give you a hint as to why the pnw is blue

the dress is gold and white, tyvm

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Trig Discipline posted:

i kinda want to buy a baby chicken just so i can name it robert downy feathers

that bird is gonna binge on some corn and drop in on someone else's coop

hey what am i doing here?

what are you doing here?

im clucked up

yeah you are can i get an autograph/the police up in here?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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thank you

i had a little too much to drink and was looking for some excuse to throw up in my mouth

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

this is not the place for complaining about cops, sorry

i have a question for you, and it's not disrespectful it's just, to whom do you report?

and why do you say this?


there aren't any cop complaint threads and really the only cop discussion is in gip

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i guess i just miss lowtax, nbd

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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nigga if you don't make six figgas how you even gonna complain about the po

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

report? i dunno. admins? i've never asked for an org chart around here.

why do I say this? cjs is already a loosely organized chat thread with the aims of keeping it somewhat job related and it rarely stays on track. that said, there are certain topics that turn the thread into a dumpster fire and LF poo poo is one them

:gb2gbs:

what's the track though?

sorry for being abstract but just keeping the topic the same is some kind of mussolini stuff

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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oh boy I've embarrassed myself

I think I had a point, maybe but it's better off dead

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

mussolini stuff would be not providing you an outlet to post about it at all. GBS is right there

okay i got owned

please do a) swing the ban hammer as hard as you can and

c) explain who is in charge of this web page




sawry

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smythe posted:

I think Sex Parrot is trying to say that YOSPOS is not an island. its a subforum of SA. There are other forums on SA where discussion of police corruption is more in-line with its description/mission/role. YOSPOS is not an on-site off-site - IYKWIM

e YOSPOS is apaprently"FUnny Computer Forum"

imo its "OS Flamewar Forum" so..................

whilst i agree with the principle of keeping cop chat out of cjs



hmm

ok, I can understand keeping cop chat out of everything


furthermore gently caress

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

smythe

you have quite the silver tongue

ith really smoove

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

lol like anyone knows

we're still operating as if The Great and Powerful Oz is still behind the curtain, when in reality he sailed away in his balloon years ago

he does tweet from time to time but eh

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

yah the office is closed

yeah i read the thing

lowtax was all "come over" misery goons and then they did

it was pretty cute and also end of an era

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i'm re-reading my stupid posts itt

smythe my bro and swsp, i love you both and will try not to whinge so much

everything is awesome

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wow how have i never heard missourah referred to in this way before

i love it

i'm a little surprised it's new to you

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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peace

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Notorious QIG posted:

usually for beating i charge $15, or $20 for you and a friend

someone please make the efficiency of hj's app from silicon valley

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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gently caress i'll do it i have a need

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Citizen Tayne posted:

That thing that you really like? Guess what. It's baseball.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smythe posted:

didja know natty ice is 5.9% and you can get a 30 rack for 12 bucks at smart and final? pretty epic

yes and also that you can probably do 30 if your definition of night includes 9am

also you should be about 22 and have a gf that will help you sweat it out

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

wade boggs drank something like fifty beers on a cross-country flight

that's pretty impressive but i'm curious if anyone has ever outdone andre the giant

that guy was dedicated to the craft of drinking beer

he was also quite good at wrestling and even acted a bit

but mostly the drinking

and dying of a rare genetic condition, i guess. really i'll remember him and lou gherig for that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Notorious QIG posted:

tori works with the base

of the shaft

the penis shaft, that is

hnic

of the human penis

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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prefect posted:

"the round mound of rebound" is an all-time great nickname

i liked "clyde the glide" drexler but pretty much

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