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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

no Pavel Petel in op, thread sucks

when women see pavel, they're thinking of this guy

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

when women see pavel, they're thinking of this guy


The new old average

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

when women see pavel, they're thinking of this guy


Oh god no.

I just barfed a bit.

Do a situp you fat schlub.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's u

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
There ain't enough hairs on those bears son

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Oh god no.

I just barfed a bit.

Do a situp you fat schlub.

But :qq: I try! Why don't you find me attractive anymore?!?!?

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

what is this picture from who is arguing that this is attractive now jesus post links like on reddit you shitcunts

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Blistex posted:

What was the name of the porno?

Poopchute Pounders 17: Portly Pool Party

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
alliteration tickles my brain

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Poopchute Pounders 17: Portly Pool Party

SoftBoys: Pool Panic

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Pillowy Pals: Pud Pounders

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
I know that feel, paunchy friend. 1200 calorie days

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

NomChompsky posted:

what is this picture from who is arguing that this is attractive now jesus post links like on reddit you shitcunts

picture is from some tumblr for bears or whatever don't know about no article and please relax. being angry raises blood pressure

naem
May 29, 2011

I hate when girls have one pic looking fit and cute and then all her other pics are a gradient of her morphing into a lump with a wig and they get mad I'm not interested

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

naem posted:

I hate when girls have one pic looking fit and cute and then all her other pics are a gradient of her morphing into a lump with a wig and they get mad I'm not interested

lol. don't worry bud, no one is mad when you're aren't interested in them.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

can we allow zergfluid to post in this thread and only this thread about sexual marketplaces

what is the exact sexual market value of these men

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NomChompsky posted:

can we allow zergfluid to post in this thread and only this thread about sexual marketplaces

what is the exact sexual market value of these men

It depends on where the market is located.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

in the town square on market days, of course

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NomChompsky posted:

in the town square on market days, of course

Yah, but what city? These guys are S-rank in Backwater Mississippi. Two's at best in Miami.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

to be topical lets go with baltimore

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
4.95/lb.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

crossposting this from a different thread but I think it works here as well, maybe even more so http://i.imgur.com/O21W6pC.jpg :nws:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
that dude probably has a different girl for every day of the week

naem
May 29, 2011

Matey posted:

lol. don't worry bud, no one is mad when you're aren't interested in them.

It is b/c I am v handsomed

naem
May 29, 2011

"Give to me the hump" they say (woman), I want "to do it yes"

naem
May 29, 2011

Sexual,

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

gently caress. I'm not going to eat for a week and run every day. drat.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

naem posted:

"Give to me the hump" they say (woman), I want "to do it yes"

same

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
bringing sexy back

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

bringing sexy back



I'm the stretch marks

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

psyopmonkey posted:

Oh god no.

I just barfed a bit.

Do a situp you fat schlub.

His balls are bigger than youre head.

Zanshin
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

naem posted:

"Give to me the hump" they say (woman), I want "to do it yes"

Haha! "Give to me the hump!" :D

No woman, any time, ever, has said to you "Give to me the hump!", dude. You ain't dating women, more like Arabic camel drivers.

Zanshin
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

Gaunab posted:

bringing sexy back



People automatically assume that these three are shotgunning beers. But nope (I was there, took the photo, uh-huh).

These big boys are practicing their pussy eating method and fine tuning their technique. Got here two hole suckers, and one hole licker. Guy on the left, Lickity-split we call him, he's the one that gets the most dates, and the most return visit dates too.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im insanely attracted to people who remind me of my dad

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Broenheim posted:

im insanely attracted to people who remind me of my dad

probably makes you feel safe

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




im dying oh fucj

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

katlington posted:

im dying oh fucj

La petite mort

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
my ex shaved my face with a pice of sharp metal, and was sarcastic

owns

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.


getting some on the way out

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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
All this posting is hurting my fragile self esteem.

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