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the baby will be a haemophiliac with a huge underbite and down syndrome. european aristocracy is rotten to the core
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well, its 4:23 i managed to make it throughthe meeting without anyone saying anyhting, good thing cause i feel that last drink setting in pretty hard, now im bnack at my desk but it loving STINNKS what is hte most discreet way to clean up poo poo smell from your work area whitout raising any redflags?
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May 1, 2015 00:25
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feed the rich to animals that actually taste good, then eat those animals. such as a fine hog, or hoers
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May 1, 2015 00:30
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I'd enjoy it if the royal baby had downs syndrome
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May 1, 2015 00:31
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Nooner posted:well, its 4:23 i managed to make it throughthe meeting without anyone saying anyhting, good thing cause i feel that last drink setting in pretty hard, now im bnack at my desk but it loving STINNKS what is hte most discreet way to clean up poo poo smell from your work area whitout raising any redflags? walk over to your coworkers cubicle and go "hey man why do you smell like poo poo?" and then walk away
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May 1, 2015 00:34
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:I'd enjoy it if the royal baby had downs syndrome I would lol and dvr it
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May 1, 2015 00:35
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the queen is a cool old lady but im not so keen on charles so i support a vote on the royals. vote them OUT
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May 1, 2015 00:35
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Ferroque posted:the baby will be a haemophiliac with a huge underbite and down syndrome. european aristocracy is rotten to the core
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May 1, 2015 00:36
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bring back the jacobites
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May 1, 2015 00:37
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I would totally name that stupid baby Bonehead. Bonehead the Stupid Baby Dot Com. That would be its full name.
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May 1, 2015 00:38
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never forget culloden
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May 1, 2015 00:38
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May 1, 2015 00:42
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Chinatown posted:burn them alive all of them
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May 1, 2015 00:44
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Nooner posted:well, its 4:23 i managed to make it throughthe meeting without anyone saying anyhting, good thing cause i feel that last drink setting in pretty hard, now im bnack at my desk but it loving STINNKS what is hte most discreet way to clean up poo poo smell from your work area whitout raising any redflags? sneak in after work when everyone has left and febreeze everything. Trade your chair with another coworker's as well. Godspeed
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May 1, 2015 09:52
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Nooner posted:gently caress the queen, the whole royal family, and england as a whole
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May 1, 2015 09:54
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Well enough of that derail. They've put out traffic cones. Is today the big day? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/royal-baby-news-live-updates-5613613 
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May 1, 2015 14:37
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hey her sister p. hot tho. got a FAT rear end
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May 1, 2015 14:39
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Well enough of that derail. You'll be happy to know that it is a new day and I am currently posting this from my toilet as I poop into it like a civilized human being
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May 1, 2015 15:07
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came her to remind y'all that as an American I have the GOD given right not to give a poo poo about the British Royals suck my tea EDIT don't let my av fool you, I am neither Canadian nor French, honest
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May 1, 2015 15:08
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Will the baby pick Mayweather or Pacquiao to win the Kentucky Derby?
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May 1, 2015 17:27
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You know how much the royal family costs each Great British taxpayer every year? 56 new English pennies. That's nothing when you consider all they do to boost our country's tourism not forgetting the entertainment value provided by Prince Phillips shenanigans. Whatever will he do next! Gawd bless the Queen I say and long may she reign.
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May 1, 2015 17:42
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:I'd enjoy it if the royal baby had downs syndrome They'd just swap it out with one of the spares.
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May 1, 2015 22:31
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i almost took a picture of my poop this morning to post ITT and say here is your royal baby but i thought it might get me banned so I didnt but you guys can pretend I did
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May 1, 2015 22:34
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www posted:the queen is a cool old lady but im not so keen on charles so i support a vote on the royals. vote them OUT when the gently caress is htat bitch gonna die, she must be like 200 by now
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May 1, 2015 23:18
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the entire concept of a royal family is totally hosed in the year 2015 idk what you brits are doing
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May 1, 2015 23:21
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:You know how much the royal family costs each Great British taxpayer every year? 56 new English pennies. That's nothing when you consider all they do to boost our country's tourism not forgetting the entertainment value provided by Prince Phillips shenanigans. Whatever will he do next! Gawd bless the Queen I say and long may she reign. drat i always thought the concept of a royal fam these days was pretty played but i never considered how it would really impact you guys that way, it may be a sort of quaint relic of a weirder time but it is super iconic. pretty cool honestly.
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May 1, 2015 23:27
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"The baby will be crowning any second now" the doctor said tersely while wrist deep in the Duchess. He'd delivered hundreds of babies, but this one felt different. The head was cool, too smooth and too hard. He pulled it free only to discover it was a metal cylinder with "Tiocfaidh ár lá" engraved on it. "Is it a boy or a girl" asked the prince from behind the operating curtain. The doctor turned it over and found a small digital timer. 3 2 1 Ω Flocons de Jambon fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 23:27
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That would be pretty cool, but we all know she was impregnated by Harry not Gerry Adams.
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May 1, 2015 23:34
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I think everyone will be happy to know that i ave not pooped my pants in the office today (i wore jeans just in case) and I only had 1 beer on my lunch break. itsbeen an okay day and my work space doesnt smell as bad as it used to -- janitor must have done something LOL -- but the shakes are pretty bad, its kinda hard to type. probably should have had 2 lunchbeers
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May 1, 2015 23:38
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As long as you keep washing your hands, I'm sure you'll deliver that baby like the pro you are
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May 1, 2015 23:40
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the babby will be a babadook
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May 1, 2015 23:50
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May 1, 2015 23:51
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So has anyone killed themselves over this royal baby yet due to a radio prank?
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May 2, 2015 00:06
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why is it so hard to stop drinking when drinking is what is destroying my body if i drink i slowly kill myself but if i dont my body rebels against me
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May 2, 2015 00:08
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Your body is a myth forced upon you by the hated patriarchy who are trying to confine your eternal, boundless mind into a mortal, withered husk.
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May 2, 2015 00:11
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Maybe you should try drinking in some royal baby news Reportedly Prince Charles is hoping for a girl http://news.sky.com/story/1475497/royal-baby-charles-hoping-for-a-princess What are you guys hoping for?
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May 2, 2015 00:13
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sometiems when it gets really bad i'll pop across the street for a drink but it only helps me for a little bit and then im right back on square one. is this like what it ffeels to be a heroin addict or something? Im really upset about this but havent been able to make any strides for change, as long as i can keep up my job i probably never will. i cant wait to get home and drink myself into oblivion the whole weekend even though i know i will be in hell come monday
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May 2, 2015 00:15
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You should ask for the afterbirth, turn it into a nourishing meal full of iron and protein and the inherent magic of the blood of Royals.
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May 2, 2015 00:19
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Ooooh she's gone to hospital! I was speaking to a police officer a few weeks ago and he said he couldn't get a holiday as all police leave is cancelled in the London area due to the royal baby.
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There's ladders set up opposite the lido wing for weeks for photographers to stand on. This royal baby must be pissed they won't be king or queen
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