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*sips his caramel machiato on his longship*
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*Raids a coastal thrift store*
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May 1, 2015 02:29
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*was into rape before it became popular*
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May 1, 2015 02:31
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*builds long ships with sustainable woods* *armour made from humanely slaughtered villagers* *only drinks cider, can't touch the mead, gluten free and all*
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May 1, 2015 02:32
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*Posts a webcomic*
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May 1, 2015 02:32
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RAPE RAPE RAPE poo poo ON MY CHEEEEEEEEEST LIFE SUCKS DANANANANAN SCUM gently caress 
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May 1, 2015 02:34
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*DOESNT have a beard*
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May 1, 2015 02:35
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*limits the amount of villages he sets ablaze due to the environmental impact*
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May 1, 2015 02:36
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*wonders if there are enough women in leadership roles within the tribe*
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May 1, 2015 02:36
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*makes god names gender neutral*
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May 1, 2015 02:37
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*rapes peasant woman ironically* "You won't get this, but in 9 months, a baby who will shall be born" *sails away ironically*
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May 1, 2015 02:41
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*puts gold into a Go Fund Me organization that tries to get more women into raping men*
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May 1, 2015 02:43
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*wears a crucifix ironically*
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May 1, 2015 02:48
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Bruce Kison posted:*wears a crucifix ironically* *gets blood eagled ironically*
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May 1, 2015 02:49
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*dresses like he's from the 890s*
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May 1, 2015 02:49
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*Made folded steel swords before the Japanese made it popular*
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May 1, 2015 02:50
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Dead Gay Romans posted:*gets blood eagled ironically* *Is too cool for Valhalla*
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May 1, 2015 02:51
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Universe Master posted:*dresses like he's from the 890s* *sees this mother fucker and starts badgering passing merchants for old Roman poo poo to wear*
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May 1, 2015 02:51
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*uses only vintage stone-tipped spearheads mounted on untreated green birch staves when carefully avoiding fighting*
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May 1, 2015 02:52
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*Practices magic because he's a modern man secure in his sexuality*
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May 1, 2015 02:53
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Practices magic because he's a modern man secure in his sexuality* *Second ironic blood eagle in a week* This one was pretty lame though, it's been done. Almost seemed sincere -scrawled on local dung heap wall
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May 1, 2015 02:54
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*drinks gluten free mead*
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May 1, 2015 02:55
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*converts to Christianity* *converts to Islam when it becomes too mainstream*
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caramel machtioa
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