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semper fidelis to all are armed forces. im getting real drunk right now...while looking at the application to join the us marines...i think i cuold do it when i finally decide to get sober...but w/e my n*ggas time to get crunked up lol
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my bitch wife is out at the bar with some coworkers...probably loving Her boss....lol w/e the only companionship i need is the bottle
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May 1, 2015 04:37
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Sounds like the marines is the last thing you need in your life. gently caress the poo poo out of me and we'll cuck HER!
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May 1, 2015 04:39
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support are troops
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May 1, 2015 04:39
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sounds good, OP ...way ahead of you lol
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May 1, 2015 04:40
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i make terrible life decisions too bud  drink one for ol' gatekeeper my man
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May 1, 2015 04:41
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catch ya later be careful lol
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May 1, 2015 04:41
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i thought you were getting sober might as well get back on the crank while you're at it
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May 1, 2015 04:42
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Fonzarelli posted:i thought you were getting sober ill get sober tomorrow
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May 1, 2015 04:42
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im so loving drunk and its fun because everyone is in bed and im like whatever so like gently caress you right lol haha just kidding haha have unseen fox neqws? holy poo poo
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May 1, 2015 04:42
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Based on what I know of your past life decisions you would make an EXCELLENT marine.
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May 1, 2015 04:43
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Based on what I know of your past life decisions you would make an EXCELLENT marine. my resume aint half bad - certified EMT - 911 dispatch operator - owner of several firearms - visit the range weekly and am a sharp shooter - able to read and speak arabic
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May 1, 2015 04:45
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There is literally no reason to not drink, OP.
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May 1, 2015 04:45
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Sounds like its the perfect time for u to make good on my suggestion to buttchug some meth. Do it op
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May 1, 2015 04:46
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fuckeds upss
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May 1, 2015 04:46
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roboshit posted:my resume aint half bad I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
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May 1, 2015 04:47
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Un chien andalou posted:Sounds like its the perfect time for u to make good on my suggestion to buttchug some meth. Do it op i can't smoke crystal because the us marines will drug test me, luckily trusty old alcohol isn't on any drug tests
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May 1, 2015 04:47
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roboshit posted:my resume aint half bad What are these for other than police? (You already did military?)
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May 1, 2015 04:48
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Do marines take ex cons? Google... Interesting
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May 1, 2015 04:48
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roboshit posted:my resume aint half bad I was talking about more practical Marine skills -Meth use -Alcoholism -Domestic Violence
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May 1, 2015 04:48
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Oh, then keep defending are country.
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May 1, 2015 04:48
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Neukoln19 posted:Do marines take ex cons? Im working with my attorney to have my record scrubbed b/c the charges were bullshit
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May 1, 2015 04:49
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Neukoln19 posted:Do marines take ex cons? Depressed people are literally worth less than cons lmao.
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May 1, 2015 04:49
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What were they?
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May 1, 2015 04:50
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Neukoln19 posted:What were they? Sodomy
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May 1, 2015 04:50
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Neukoln19 posted:What were they? i ALLEGEDLY beat and choked my ex boyfriend when we were doing kinky sexual content....then he decided it was domestic violence and not bdsm and i went to prison for like 5 months
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May 1, 2015 04:51
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yea im really drunk now too
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May 1, 2015 04:51
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Neukoln19 posted:What were they? Fingering patty j rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties (underage)
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May 1, 2015 04:52
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What's it like to be gay and then have a wife? After abusing meth, of course.
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May 1, 2015 04:52
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marines are gay literally everytime ships come in grindr blows up
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roboshit posted:i ALLEGEDLY beat and choked my ex boyfriend when we were doing kinky sexual content....then he decided it was domestic violence and not bdsm and i went to prison for like 5 months Those charges were bullshit and I'm sure most of GBS will back you up in court as a character witness.
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May 1, 2015 04:53
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i just literally drank some motor oil lol
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May 1, 2015 04:53
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cool tree bro posted:marines are gay literally Uhhhh, yeah, that's why he was a marine. He took it up the pooper.
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May 1, 2015 04:53
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dad gay. so what posted:i just literally drank some motor oil lol 
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roboshit posted:my resume aint half bad Sorry but you're a felon and you'd have to get a waiver and your boner picture would come up in a background check.
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May 1, 2015 04:54
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dad gay. so what posted:i just literally drank some motor oil lol Hey man where's my fuckin plat and money
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May 1, 2015 04:54
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May 1, 2015 04:55
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roboshit posted:i can't smoke crystal because the us marines will drug test me, luckily trusty old alcohol isn't on any drug tests Lol they breathalyzer you at MEPS bro. PS OP eat poo poo and die cuck
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roboshit posted:my resume aint half bad How do you say "hey twink hand me that crank I'm gonna beat your human being rear end in a top hat"
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In arabic
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