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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > its time to get Fucked up dudes
 
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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

roboshit posted:

my resume aint half bad

- certified EMT
- 911 dispatch operator
- owner of several firearms
- visit the range weekly and am a sharp shooter
- able to read and speak arabic

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOVK_iQvvsw

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