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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What you see from when you wake up to when you fall asleep


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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Homosexuality is so funny because its basically like walking around giving the middle finger to God at all times.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I'm not gay

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Not gay

Stop

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Glitter, rainbows, dicks

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Well, I have seen a lot of gay people on GBS, so I can safely say that the average gay person is a really bad poster. Like you, OP.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
faggots

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Gay fat. So what

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, I have seen a lot of gay people on GBS, so I can safely say that the average gay person is a really bad poster. Like you, OP.

Also this +1 QFT

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Fat, sweaty, hairy, gold chains, Drakkar Noir

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Rage posted:

Fat, sweaty, hairy, gold chains, Drakkar Noir

woah my dad is gay


(so what)

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
Drakkar smells soooi good tho

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Wake up at 9-11 depending on the day.
Snuggle with my cat for a bit while watching last nights Daily Show and @midnight.
poo poo, Shower, Eat, drink 2L of water.
Get dressed in my clothes for the day and pack my bag.
Do trains and buses.
Do school work/classes/other things
Sometimes go to a clients datacenter and de-fuckify things.
Do trains and buses.
Hang out with my bestie depending on the day.
Go home, eat food, drink more water.
Work out a little.
Play with my cat and watch shows.
Go on tinychat maybe.
Do stuff.
Go to bed.

OP is dumb.

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

Wake up at 9-11 depending on the day.
Snuggle with my cat for a bit while watching last nights Daily Show and @midnight then jerk it
poo poo, Shower, Eat, drink 2L of semen
Get dressed in my clothes for the day and pack my sex toy bag
Do trains on my rear end
Do school work/classes/other things then jerk it
Sometimes go to a clients house and -gently caress things.
Do trains and bus drivers
Hang out with my bestie(favorite dildo)depending on the day.
Go home, eat food, drink more semen
Work out a little with my dildo
Play with my rear end and watch erotica
Go on tinychat maybe jerk it
Do stuff.
Go to bed.

OP is gay.

FTFY you're welcum

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



psyopmonkey posted:

Wake up at 9-11 depending on the day.
Snuggle with my cat for a bit while watching last nights Daily Show and @midnight.
poo poo, Shower, Eat, drink 2L of water.
Get dressed in my clothes for the day and pack my bag.
Do trains and buses.
Do school work/classes/other things
Sometimes go to a clients datacenter and de-fuckify things.
Do trains and buses.
Hang out with my bestie depending on the day.
Go home, eat food, drink more water.
Work out a little.
Play with my cat and watch shows.
Go on tinychat maybe.
Do stuff.
Go to bed.

OP is dumb.

Watching @midnight is the most hosed up thing about you

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000

psyopmonkey posted:

Wake up at 9-11 depending on the day.
Snuggle with my cat for a bit while watching last nights Daily Show and @midnight.
poo poo, Shower, Eat, drink 2L of water.
Get dressed in my clothes for the day and pack my bag.
Do trains and buses.
Do school work/classes/other things
Sometimes go to a clients datacenter and de-fuckify things.
Do trains and buses.
Hang out with my bestie depending on the day.
Go home, eat food, drink more water.
Work out a little.
Play with my cat and watch shows.
Go on tinychat maybe.
Do stuff.
Go to bed.

OP is dumb.
you, and this also goes for the rest of you gays, should workout a lot more

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Rage posted:

Watching @midnight is the most hosed up thing about you

Whats wrong with @midnight? Its funny and topical.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

pretty cool and fun dude but never stops asking to suck your dick even though you keep telling him you're straight ~ my gay friend irl

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

krampster2 posted:

pretty cool and fun dude but never stops asking to suck your dick even though you keep telling him you're straight ~ my gay friend irl

"'Ey man, wanna come over this weekend? Were all gonna kick it and watch lovely movies."

"Dude, that would rock. What time?"

"Oh, I dunno like 6ish on saturday?"

"Yeah dude, im down. Want me to bring anything? Maybe suck you off?"

"Nah man, were good. See you then."

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

"'Ey man, wanna come over this weekend? Were all gonna kick it and watch lovely movies."

"Dude, that would rock. What time?"

"Oh, I dunno like 6ish on saturday?"

"Yeah dude, im down. Want me to bring anything? Maybe suck you off?"

"Nah man, were good. See you then."

this is strangely accurate

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000

krampster2 posted:

this is strangely accurate
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
lives in condo

goes to starbucks, is nasty to the coffee people

goes to shop, buys yet another shirt because he can afford it.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Rambling Robot posted:

lives in condo

goes to starbucks, is nasty to the coffee people

goes to shop, buys yet another shirt because he can afford it.

Loathes the sound of laughing children.

Votes Republican.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
24-hour wall-to-wall narcissism

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

:kimchi:

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Call me gay one more time and I ram my Prius into an orphanage for the blind

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Neukoln19 posted:

Call me gay one more time and I ram my Prius into an orphanage for the blind

Gay gay go away come back another day

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
really awesome, a good friend to go to for advice due to his/her unique perspective.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
*sends snap chat pics of dick all day everyday*

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Horniest Manticore posted:

24-hour wall-to-wall narcissism

True.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
My dad. So what

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
6 inches and cut

:(

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com
A few inches OP.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU OR I

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

about 3-4 tons, coated in diamond dust, solid ruby nipples, an extra limb for tripod locomotion

pretty much the same mental image everyone else gets

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Digital Fingers posted:

about 3-4 tons, coated in diamond dust, solid ruby nipples, an extra limb for tripod locomotion

pretty much the same mental image everyone else gets

I too miss Liberace.

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