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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
then i'm going to get real hosed up

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i drank half a handle of vodka and six beers and now my stomach hurts real bad

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
ughg

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
every time i sit on the toilet its like a hand grenade in a mud puddle

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
my tummy hurts and you guys are being really rude

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

therattle posted:

It's self-inflicted, WTF did you expect? Flowers and a get well card?

that would be nice yes

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
urgh just poo poo myself

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Gatekeeper posted:

i only eat vegetables and fiber one brownies in between my sloppy booze seshes and my dooks are flawless

if you've never had beer shits that shot out of your rear end like wiper fluid i don't know what to tell you

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
it happened guys! it's a gbs miracle bring on the vodka

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
my lips are chapped and my body aches and my hands are shaking i need a dang DRINK

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Abdul Alhazred posted:

oh god I'm an alcoholic

let's drink budy

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

LeoMarr posted:

I started smoking and prettymuch stopped drinking right then.

u got it backwards

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
^^^^ fag spotted ^^^^

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
maybe you should mix up your piss and poo poo and cum in a bucket and drink that and then throw it up and then drink it again. maybe that would be better suited to your feelgood lifestyle

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
poo poo

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i mean i don't have time for this

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